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☆  /ᐠ - -マ doggirl-coded ... || she/all • asexual panromantic <3 || friend-loving • music & gardening !

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feeling sick :( i already had breakfast and water though ... any tips that dont include ginger? i hate ginger.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

What kind of sick?

yo yo yo 8----> apple juice

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☤———There’s a spell for that.———⛎︎

nausea :(

really!!!

mmm... i dont have any :(

yo yo yo 8----> that erisol fucker blocked me

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oh no! who are you gonna muse for your raps without them!! :(

yo yo yo 8----> aint nobody got time for that im just gonna keep shit posting

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aw poor thing...

yo yo yo 8----> do tell him i want to cull him though

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like... kill? him? that's not ...... very ... polite !

yo yo yo 8----> jade do i look like someone who gives a fuck

good point. do what your heart compels you to <3

how about every time someone has a birthday we host a costume party where the outfit target is the birthday boy or girl or creature in question and you know in the instance of a shared birthday you have to envision what the born again bitches would look like grafted together and dress up like that or i guess you could pick one or the other but i digress not enough flattering or frightening imitation on birthdays i mean think about how long we’d talk about the memories of these things for

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wait this is such a good idea!!!

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@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Hoow loong doo yoou think it'll take foor him too nootice my new bioo

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4!

i want a mcdonald’s hash brown and mcgriddle so bad rn ugh

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i'd bring it to you :( sorry you're suffering ...

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prrr prrr.. ::3

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ohhhh so cutee!!!! :3

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i could be home right now sleeping but no im here getting that bread or whatever i hate it here so badly

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it gets better <3

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>:o] || m0rn1ng 1d10ts :o]

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if i say good morning back to you would i be considered an idiot :(

i fell asleep with the window open and my dog is on my blanket!!! help i'm so cold!!!!

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Assert dominance. Use the dog as a blanket.

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yo yo yo 8----> wake the fucking barkbeast up

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she's too heavy!! :c i'll have to think of something else...

she is awake... she's doing it on purpose i think .....

yo yo yo 8----> kick that barkbeasts ass show dominance

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aghh!! i'm not doing that dave:( even if i tried i'd lose!!

yo yo yo 8----> ill do it then

nooo!!! shakes you!!! be nice!!

One of my life's aspirations is to dwell in the manner of those British svbjects dvring the so-called interwar years, and to traverse their vast empire. A voyage down the Nile in a paddle steamer to behold the sights wovld be most agreeable, pray svch a ventvre, shovld I partake, be devoid of any ghastly mvrders.

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!!! that sounds so nice :d but i don't know about the murder part..

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Thovgh a mvrder witnessed dvring one's holiday wovld be most dreadfvl, to observe the hvman response to svch an affair with one's own eyes wovld prove exceedingly stimvlating.

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as a human, the proper response would be 'ow:(' !!

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1 F33L L1K3 H4V1NG 4 M3NT4L BR34KDOWN

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are you ok? i'm here for you!