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LOVE IS THE POISON FOR THE STRONG. AT BEST IT IS TO BE WATCHED AFAR WITH A MIXTURE OF DISGUST AND ENTERTAINMENT.

OW UH- MY EYE! /jk

you can't hate a man and his ouiouis that's a crime #vagueposting
on hold with cardiologist again. symptoms have gotten way worse. i am the luckiest man alive really.

feels like the right time who want me #suggestive

Which of the yaoi officers do you think is going to be the one sheathing his blade in the other? Vote now.

fuck woke up late

dickerdoodles
Point of Order! my employer is currently facing allegations that she hires smurfs to play on her blizzard account. after seeing her gameplay, i can assure you that if any of them were under her employ, it would be clumsy smurf.

;)

shit shit shit fuck, apparently the haunted-looking morgue is like the safest place inside this whole forest. we might try to backtrack to the lighthouse tomorrow and from there try to go see if there aren't any mineshafts that didn't end up, uh. buried. going through the forest seems too risky, especially when we have no fucking clue where we are

What The Fuck Is Wire Play #suggestive

၄⋆၃ this is my girlfriend and this is her boyfriend and thats his boyfriend and thats my dom and thats my boyfriend from an alternate universe who no longer exists on this plane of existenxe and thats my doms partner and thats their #silly #joke

even though it probably won't!

it will kill you yo death!!!!

the people vwant to knovw and i vwill answver: no i do not say "ouch ovw owvie my cronuts" if i get kicked in the nads and if i did it wvas only the one time
ASDNAISOUJDBASIKJDBASKJBK FUCK WORTHLESS FUCKING WORTHLESS NEED TO BREAK THING FUCK FUCK FUCK
felt so terrible i fell asleep wwith the damn lights on
cxllege wxs x mistxke https://64.medix.tumblr.cxm/3179b4e6x8xbd955c9x3d0cb07fb0894/ec628d53xc316b3b-11/s1280x1920/9xex30bebecf5029c89947c85x49fc617f417b87.jpg

I can't remember what exactly i was accused oof soo there is a poossibility i did that shi

fell alsleep for 10 minutes that fever dreem woowz plaging minecraft hooror nods irl awful *horror

I had a dream soomeoone accused me oof soome batshit crazy stuff and the oonly persoon whoo came too my defence was this helmstrooll chick cuz i've been nice too her

i need yall to knowv grubs are REALLY freaky lookin wvhen they first hatch, like not in a bad wvay but they get their first "shed" 2 months in and they look a lil less wveird. i do adore cosete zz:) makes me really happy.
i need to stop hellping peoplle. it never works out. next time i try to hellp some cunt, someone grab me by the shoullders and scream at me.
Well, I think that's quite enough Chittr for the day. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a32f04375883.png
who the fuvk jsujt sees dtf adsn responsds to noT DTF?? #nsfw

DON'T CARE.
Well, yeah, duh! 8ut like, it also feels weirdly disingenuous to try to 8e all nice and sweet. Yeah it feels nice to 8e nice now 8ut it also feels 8ad to not have an edge? I swear red text makes you talk longer.

NO. I'M GOING TO BREAK A CHAIR.
So yeah, cleeeeaaaarly you guys need some cleaning up! Does- does that joke still scan? Ugh fuck, am I always gonna 8e second guessing myself anytime I'm mean on purpose now? Even for a joke????????

I'M GOING TO FUCKING BREAK SOMETHING.
Do not touch me without permission. ♆
my lusus used my toothbrush to clean their ne|w| rock they got from the ocean, ho|w| do i get sea salt out of my toothbrush
lets find out how many times you can (completely accidentally) fall directly underfoot before you get smacked by the birthday girl

TIGHTER LEASH… DROOLING FACE EMOJI #YEARNING
Thovgh a mvrder witnessed dvring one's holiday wovld be most dreadfvl, to observe the hvman response to svch an affair with one's own eyes wovld prove exceedingly stimvlating.
1 SHOULD B3 F1N3 1M JUST NOT TH1NK1NG R1GHT 1 TH1NK
1 F33L L1K3 H4V1NG 4 M3NT4L BR34KDOWN

this is terrible news!!!!
Beautiful. Poetic. A tad obsessive. I can't see myself relating. Sharing a combined "self" with me is a curse. One I wouldn't wish upon my greatest enemy. I wish you luck in sorting out these feelings.
1 F33L L1K3 3V3RYON3S G3TT1NG T1R3D OF M3 HON3STLY >:[ #S4DPOST1NG
d∆mn, bro is still h∆ting on joy ∆nd whimsy ∆nd fun
I can’t bully people across time and space if I’m too specific!!! mew~ 💖✨

bruh 2o tru3 buncha coward2
Vague p02tiing ii2 n0t en0ugh when y0u want tw0 tell tr0ll2 that they are j0ble22.

wtf i2 a dilf
psychiatrist just prescribed me a low dosage of effexor and a high dosage of listening to car seat headrest what do yall think this means for me

i forgot how to have fun arguing which is very frustrating!

AM I ENOUGH OF A DEGENERATE THAT I WOULD POST A PICTURE OF MY OWN BULGE ONLINE? #SUGGESTIVE


























