Quaoar Terraq
@tessellatedCircuitry
[weapon-manufacturer]
[HONK-;o)]
[I-FIND-IT-PRETTY-HILARIOUZ-THE-GUTTURAL-DELUGE-OF-FUCKING-JOINT-CRACKING-ZOUNDZ-THAT-HAPPENZ-EVERY-TIME-I-MOVE-THIZ-BODY-TOO-MUCH!!-;o)-ITZ-LIKE-IM-LIZTENING-TO-ZOMEONE-GET-CRUZHED-TO-DEATH-EVERY-TIME-I-ZTAND-UP-FROM-THE-COUCH-AND-I-CANT-GET-ENOUGH!!]
[WOW-THIZ-BODY-IZ-ZO-MUCH-MORE-ROWDY-THAN-I-EXPECTED!!-BUT-IT-DOEZNT-MATTER,-THE-CURZEZ-ARE-ZET-IN-PLACE,-AND-THEIR-ZERVICEZ-ARE-BOUND!!-;o)]
[I-MUZT-ZAY,-IT-IZ-QUITE-AN-HONOR-TO-BE-FOLLOWED-BY-@zcratchDoctor-;o)-IVE-BEEN-A-FAN-OF-YOUR-WORK-FOR-QUITE-ZOME-TIME,-LONGER-THAN-I-AM-WILLING-TO-ADMIT-;o)-CONZIDER-ME-TO-BE-AT-YOUR-BECK-AND-CALL-;o)]
As much as I enjoy bursting your bubble, the white man follows everyone on this forsaken platform. #DarkAcademia #PoenasDare #⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ #BallAndChain #DarkerThanDark #Taboo #Lugubrious #Antiphotonics #✧˖°. #MarlowesMusings #Fulminare #MyCharmingIdiot #FloridLanguage #── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ── #RequiresAHighEQ
[HEYYYYY-EVERYONE-;o)-DIZREGARD-ANY-DIFFERENCEZ-IN-MY-MOTHERFUCKING-APPEARANCE,-ZHIT-IZ-NOT-ANYTHING-TO-BE-WORRYING-ABOUT-;o)] [JUZT-GONNA-DROP-ZOME-FREZH-AZZ-WIZDOM-HERE:-A-WEAK-MIND-IZ-ONE-THAT-CAN-VERY-EAZILY-BE-CHANGED-;o)]
[itz-certainly-a...-zurprize...-when-my-fetch-moduz-decidez-to-turn-thingz-into-radioactive-imperial-warhead-corez-or-a-purple-filled-bloodbag...]
[itz-not-very-often-the-advertized-downzide-to-your-fetch-moduz-iz-actually-an-upzide-in-dizguize] [uzing-chaoz-moduz-and-having-your-inventory-zhuffled-every-20-minutez-tend-to-rezult-in-you-having-a-lot-of-card-zlotz-becauze-you-keep-randomly-getting-expanzion-packz-to-make-more-zpace-haha]
[how-come-the-guy-who-iz-talking-about-the-number-four-a-lot-iz-a-cerulean-blood...?-youd-think-they-would-be-gold,-right..?]
I thought you guys liked twos?
[maybe-not-if-youre-on-alternia...]
Do we have a problem with ceruleans that like the number 4 or something????
Besides, there's PLENTY of interesting symbolism associated with 4? Eastern Alternian death superstitions, the classical elements, I mean come ON.
Relaaaax, buddy! I'm just making a point here. Maybe you should consider what you're askin' be4e posting it all brazen-like, huh?
[juzt-out-of-curiozity,-how-many-other-zylphz-are-here?]
Damn I gotta get Quaoar involved in some world ending Lord English shit, considering their entire design is about dissonance and contradictions Leave it to the guy with the power to prevent Doom to also be the guy who gets swindled into helping cause more of it, by simple tricks or against their will
[im-actually-feeling-kinda-good-today...-zo-i-will-pozt-a-nice-picture-of-myzelf...-maybe-i-can-call-it-"#tuxedothurzday"...?] [httpz://file.garden/ag0rXO4MvRy86hUm/tuxedo%20quaoar.png]
BRO. you CANT post pictures like this without a warning! my dokidoki-block wasnt ready for this cute lil bro on my dash.
:33 < awww mewr a cutie!!
this is really Cute! ^◡^
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— YOu lOOk very nice! (✿◠‿◠) —— (˘ ³˘)
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— Of cOurse! —— (˘ ³˘)
[i-wonder-if-it-iz-pozzible-to-undoom-a-timeline...]
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @tessellatedcircuitry it Is Another One Of Those Days Where The Lightmares Are Vivid. You Wish That It Were Possible To Quell Them, That Some Position In Your Recuperacoon Would Make Them Stop. But They Continue. you Stand Outside. You Can See Your Friend's Hive On The Cliff Above. You Are Holding Something In Your Hand, But You Cannot Tell What It Is. The Sky Burns Like The Alternian Sun, But Somehow It Is Worse. And It Continues To Get Worse. The Air Itself Bears Down Onto You, And The Furious Sky Only Escalates In Its Heat And Brightness. A Great Ball Of Fire, Increasing In Size As It Aims To Consume You Where You Stand. The Tears Streaming Down Your Face Boil On The Spot. you Sprint Down A Path. Guttural Noises Follow Behind, Mixed With A Voice You Recognize Imploring You To Stop Running. Trees Snap And Buckle In Its Wake. Your Chest Twists In Pain, You've Been Running For A While. But Your Body Gives Out. You Slip And Fall. A Twisting Mass Of Teal And Black Looms Above You, Familiar But Distorted. You Curl Into A Wriggler Position, Sobbing As Its Tendrils Wrap Around Your Ankles And Approach Your Face. They Speak Calming Words To You As They Push Their Way Into Your Eye Socket. You Can't Scream. you Wake Up. No Matter How You Try To Explain, Nobody Will Understand What You Saw, Or What You Felt. At Least None Of It Is Real... ...right? #cw-bodyhorror 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
[oh-my-gozh-thiz-cant-be-happening]
Remember?
[the-lightmarez-keep-happening-i-dont-know-what-to-do-i-dont-know-what-they-mean-and-im-zcared-karika]
vv- I have said this before, I will say it again, it means literally nothing. 77
vv- Because its all in your thinkpan! I swear one day we're going to have to remove parts of it so you stop freaking out over nothing. 77
c< ....tHiNKiN abOut MiNd cONtrOl agaiN >c
Interesting –xoxo
c< aH, tHe target audieNce fOuNd tHis pOst! >c
I Suppose I Was Just On At The Right Time, How Lucky, Hehe –xoxo
c< lucKy iNdeed, MadaM EscOrt! >c
Pretty unfortunate that I cannot participate in #sicknastysunday because Quaoar would absolutely never willingly go to an orgy because they are a neurotic self-loathing freak who thinks everyone wants to kill them, but you can't win 'em all.
[what-the-fuck-happened-to-me-yezterday]
[BRAINWAZHING-IZ-ZOOOOOO-GREAT,-EVERYBODY-ZHOULD-BE-DOING-THIZ-HEHEHEHE-;D] [#ZUGGEZTIVE]
---- |um I wish I hadn't seen this please don't give my handlers any ideas they don't need more ideas| ____
whos going first ####
[ITLL-BE-OKAY!!-JUZT-GIVE-IN-AND-THE-PAIN-ZTOPZ!!-HEHEHEHE-;D]
---- |um I don't think that's true usually they wait for me to give in so the pain can start properly without me being difficult| ____
[WELL-WHATEVER-THE-CAZE-MAY-BE-THEY-PROBABLY-KNOW-BETTER-THAN-YOU!!-JUZT-LET-THEM-DO-THE-THINKING-AND-IT-WILL-BE-ALL-BETTER!!-HEHEHEHE-;D]
---- |yes I know they know better than me that's obvious| ____
[i-wizh-potential-clientz-wouldnt-approach-me-with-intentionz-of-commizzioning-me-for-mazzive-ziege-weaponz] [itz-not-that-i-cant-do-it,-itz-that-tranzport-iz-near-impozzible-to-manage-zafely] [and-while-i-could-zend-the-zchematicz,-i-generally-do-not-believe-the-kindz-of-people-who-requezt-theze-typez-of-thingz-to-have-the-zkillz-to-azzemble-it-themzelvez-or-even-read-it-properly...]
[what-do-you-mean-people-are-getting-kidnapped-on-here ffuck-do-i-have-to-hide-or-zomething-what-happenz-to-the-people-who-got-caught-oh-gozh-no]
[do-broken-hornz-make-zomeone-more-or-lezz-likely-to-be-culled?]
it is not a factor as far as I know. plenty of strong and capable trolls have broken horns.
n0. i have had crew memberz wh0 have cut ttheirz 0ff.