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:33 *purrs*
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it happens... i honestly never remember what day it is unless i check! i just happened to remember yesterday was titty tuesday hehehe
:3
:33 < owo
cant say i genuinely love someone. cant say it. holdin the urge not to say it. <:B #vagueposting
its wednesday but i love you!!
Dead winter reigns And tomorrow's still unknown Lies Condemned and betrayed Now everything's said See my eyes Full of tears And a cruel price We've paid But still I can't claim That I'm innocent Lost #lyricsposting
i know some boys like that!!!!!! heck there are even some jades like that already :) jade you should know that you can be anyone you want to be ok?? you are the bestest human ever no matter what
shit this is my only day off this week and i'm exhausted but i'm so damn bored i need to do something ugh
Lateral undulation.
I'm feelin a typa way.
You can still like long hair and skirts boy or no! It certainly hasnt stopped me and it shouldnt stop you too.
u can still b a boy n wear skirts i mean look at me :)
၄⋆၃ hello my dearest friend let me tell you something really xool gender does not dixtate what you xan and xannot do i mean on alternia (at least in my universe) gender is barely a xonxept and is mostly about what you feel rather than what you look like or have
for real!
these arent mutually exclusive!!
7ou (ould be a bo7 that wears skirts and has long hair
i am a ok or whatever the saying is
Car pool tunnel syndrome? Just don't drive down that tunnel? #funny
jade harley variants polycule that's it that's the post #selfshipping
snkr dodl
:33 < 10 likes on this post and when my shoulder is healed i'll hunt down purridan and drop a biiiiig rock on his head
chipy cooie B)
wags my tail.
I reckon he was right, I DO need to be cuter
Someone put down Eridan already.
chipy cooie
I fear dark mode gives too many of you the comfort to act the way you do on here. Perhaps light mode might actually be good for you.
YEAH, THE CHITT I THOUGHT UP ISN’T GOING TO WORK. CAN WE RESCHEDULE?
different strokes for different folks
Post #posting
noooo jade you were just asleep!
Think For A Second And Now You Say What Was The First Thought That Came To Your Head Thats Gonna Define You As A Person Completely
Take your meds. Have some water.
ha dont need my watch for that
wwhat do you MEAN the gerblins havve turned my hivve into a cupe and breakfast are they sleepin in my fuckin slime they better NOT BE EATIN IN THERE
I'm only a Dave when it works for the bit. B)
>>| .one .energy drink, .one sandwich with grub sauce, .one husktop, .one comedy movie .and .one video game. .i'm prepared. hope nothing will .interrupt my night, .i guess.
Why not? Who decides what's "okay" anyways?
YES!!!!!
lily x cornfield call that ship corndog
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oh god
>>| .alright. you've defeated me. .i may go have some fun, do some hobbies. .i .appreciate .it.
>>| more .of .an .apathy currently. so .uhhh, nothing change really. but thank you for the help.
(°. i l𖦹ve fishnets .°)
we look like a million bucks in it after all!
hi jade i love you!!!
i know its weird but i want to repost thiss one fur the fun of it fur #taverntelltails!! and also because i dont think people saw it! its okay im not hurt >X3 see the tag fur more info!! thisss one is shorter: you and your party have sepurrrated fur the time being with intentions of scouting fur the best loot. furtunately you all have enchanted crystals that easily signify youre in danger and lets you find your path back. but as you were wandering in the depths of the deep woods, when you dug into your pocket to make sure that the crystal was there, its gone!! some creature in the woods stole it from your inventory!! thiss sucks, but he seems to have made himself appear in front of you. he will show you the path of better rewards and return your stone if you answer hiss riddle... if you dont answer it correctly, he keeps it and curses you to become a furever wanderer of hisss woods!! he tails you the riddle. think about it and answer carefully. "youre trapped in a room with no doors, windows, or cracks. in front of you is a mirror and a table. how do you get out?" thisss riddle has two acceptable answers. one answer will give you your stone back, but the creature wont show you the treasure. the other will give the stone and the treasure.
i really hope that works!
well you're getting eight!!!
:33< posting bullshit is like catnip to meow i cant stay away!
it will kill you yo death!!!!
okay okay!! how many do you want?!
Mew! \\°w°\\ https://media1.tenor.com/m/ZfR68DdhQBsAAAAd/cat-curious-cat.gif
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I wish it we⁻re⁻ e⁻asie⁻r for re⁻liable⁻ scie⁻ntific findings to be⁻ made⁻ more⁻ re⁻adily available⁻. Much of what is share⁻d - in te⁻rms of what is actually true⁻ - is only be⁻cause⁻ it appe⁻als to the⁻ common troll, e⁻ithe⁻r out of intrigue⁻, or to te⁻ll a story. It is a gre⁻at shame⁻ that it's impossible⁻ to pre⁻ve⁻nt distortion by the⁻ pre⁻ss.
jade! we can't eat chocolate!!!
sommetimmes onne mmust suffer for their passionns
Me-ow! Mrp. Maw, mow. https://media1.tenor.com/m/oj_GdHiXiacAAAAC/cat-gentleman.gif
i baked cookies!!! who wants some? :D
:33< doing scary shit to meow jade!
Impressive duel with @singularityManifest earlier. Avoids countless mistakes I usually see from other seadwellers of similar attitudes. Very well done!
im trylin thakb u
cxllege wxs x mistxke https://64.medix.tumblr.cxm/3179b4e6x8xbd955c9x3d0cb07fb0894/ec628d53xc316b3b-11/s1280x1920/9xex30bebecf5029c89947c85x49fc617f417b87.jpg
omg i forgot about my push3r too lmao ur so right
hmmmmmmmmm......... yeah sure!!!!
i wish i had a dog. they're awesome! have you ever seen a pomeranian?
1ll eat u all up 0r 1ll juzt HUG u 2 death!!!!!!!! y0ur z0 w0nderfullllll 2 g00d t0 be trueeeee u make me MAKE ME make me MAKE ME hungry 4 y0u!!!!!!!! #lyr1cz
wHAT ARE SOME FUN GAME, oR ACTIVITY IDEAS FOR, pEOPLE WHO DO NOT LIKE GAMES, oR ACTIVITIES?
i mean, they are cute, they're also just not exactly the big eye, chubby face you're used to, yet they are freshly hatched. and i hope you can be dog.
:33< HIIII :DD
i need to stop hellping peoplle. it never works out. next time i try to hellp some cunt, someone grab me by the shoullders and scream at me.
:33< hewwo all 91 peopurr on line right nyow!!! hiii!!!
i ended up zapping over some slices for everyone who liked the cake posts themselves too. (same will go for this post.) thanks everyone. :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/138504030bf1.png
Thanks Jade you too
Well, I think that's quite enough Chittr for the day. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a32f04375883.png
:33< this kitty loooooves ice cream!
Alrighty going off to bed now Peace guys, see you in the next one
Well this was an interesting day on the website Goodnight all My recupracoon beckons
Well, yeah, duh! 8ut like, it also feels weirdly disingenuous to try to 8e all nice and sweet. Yeah it feels nice to 8e nice now 8ut it also feels 8ad to not have an edge? I swear red text makes you talk longer.
For your first offense, your apology is in consideration. ♆
I'M GOING TO FUCKING BREAK SOMETHING.
dont be horny around me im an empath ):B #nsfw -ish
#noψplaying Grind me Doψn - Lilianne ψIlde (Jaψster Remix) https://open.spotify.com/track/5ψmuQALRzKLZlfB233S0cA?si=4c41ba296e704c83
NEVERMIND. PUTTING CIGARETTES OUT ON HIS EYE IS OUT. HE'S EAGER. #VIOLENCE
i d0nt kn0vw vwhat pe0ple are talking a80ut m0st 0f the time. i just get 0n and 0pen my m0uth.
totally do not just want an excuse to make the egbert crocker bday affairs seem like copycat comiccon
peace and quiiet..
how about every time someone has a birthday we host a costume party where the outfit target is the birthday boy or girl or creature in question and you know in the instance of a shared birthday you have to envision what the born again bitches would look like grafted together and dress up like that or i guess you could pick one or the other but i digress not enough flattering or frightening imitation on birthdays i mean think about how long we’d talk about the memories of these things for
ill live but thank you jade i know you got my back frfr
prrr prrr.. ::3
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:o) Ah...So another holiday comes to pass. Such a fortuitous date all across the cosmos :o) Heralding heroes, old and new :o) Celebrating their coming and the light they bring sickens me to my very marrow.
From what one hath observed of hvman reactions to grievovs injvry or harm, it appears there be somewhat more to it than a mere vtterance of discomfort.
happy birthday john
Assert dominance. Use the dog as a blanket.
Given h9w my night is g9ing, Im either drinking 9r sm9king.. #substance
i'M GLAD, tO HEAR THIS,
this is terrible news!!!!
iS THE CIRCLING, wORKING STILL?
that's a lot of work!! you should take a nap or something after that D:
Beautiful. Poetic. A tad obsessive. I can't see myself relating. Sharing a combined "self" with me is a curse. One I wouldn't wish upon my greatest enemy. I wish you luck in sorting out these feelings.
god i am really starting to get the feeling that everyone liked that omg.
Yep. . Nope. God no.. (The Quote aside. I've kind of always disliked this way of thinking. On a molecular level we may be distanced. But I can still feel the heat of another's flesh on my own. The sensation of contact.)
https://i.postimg.cc/XJGGh1PZ/felt-cute.jpg felt cute, hoped it would post.
jade wtf
I think con air just took a year off my life.
If I could, I’d cook something delicious for you!
It’s so quiet tonight! How’s everyone on here? :)
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:33< it's hard!!! :33< but once youre in the groove youre in the groove!!!
i would love to hear it if you happen to record anything! or just to know what songs you decide to play.
:33< i have some hand drums :33
yeah i perform all my songs by myself. i have a video of me doing one on my page if you want to check it out :)
you know i play piano too! always happy to help if you need it jade. :)
bass & 🎤 lets c⸳llab. 😚
maybe just for tonight ill think about it theyre really clamoring for my pages right now
I wish british people were real.
for what it's worth, that is most nights on chittr. and days.
i don't believe there's anyone who is able to feel what i am able. but thats okay, because life loves to prove all of us wrong. we will find what we look for, or have our doubts be proven wrong. it is beautiful, and you will thrive.
If ever occasion arises that you should want to talk about it, I will not hesitate to lend a sympathetic ear, likely two. Serial yearner myself, I am far from unfamiliar with the struggle inherent.
A terrible consequence of the human condition, I'm afraid! Worry not! You will find one who can match your monsters! Take what you love and seek for it in one that finds what they like within you!
aw thanks. ⸳u⸳ i d⸳nt get that ⸳ne a l⸳t. m⸳stly 👻👻🎃 yk?
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omg you have a notepad for that???? that's so smart!!!! i mostly try to keep it all in my head but it's hard :(
chitchatting is so so funny!!! i love learning so much about a person through their small interests or hobbies
we got ∆ friend pulled nicem∆xxer over here
no particular reason :] i just think its nice!
for an amazing reason! but i've always liked the colour blue. you wanna know why?
it's ok jade, you didn't know! there is nothing to be ashamed about and it is good that you know now for the future. :)
A very amusing conclusion, Jade! 8ut used as a ver8 it can mean to 'examine something 8eforehand'.
if you keep it on your tongue for more than like, 5 seconds you can start to taste it and it does taste bad. i always make sure to have some water ready before i take my medication including a lamotrigine tablet. that way i can put my meds on my tongue all at the same time and immediately drink the water to wash it all down right away.
and NEVER take medication like pills and tablets dry. that will fuck up your throat.
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you are dog maxxing to the extreme! everyone knows dogs are very affectionate, so you nailed it jade.
W⊹ld ⟡aღ. Thɞy'⟡ɞ ⟡♡nn⊹ng f⟡ɞɞ a⟡o♡nd ღɞ and nɞɞd to bɞ b⟡o♡ght back ⊹nto thɞ⊹⟡ pɞn o⟡ thɞy'⟡ɞ go⊹ng to ca♡sɞ a lot of p⟡oblɞღs.
are you letting it sit long enough on your tongue to dissolve? just to be clear i am not trying to criticize you or anything, just hoping to help!
I can’t bully people across time and space if I’m too specific!!! mew~ 💖✨
8ecause it's flirt8iously targeted! In my case, anyway. Pretty sure it's flustering him to play around a8out it, so fuck if I'm stopping!
bruh 2o tru3 buncha coward2
:o(
CHITT SHIT GET LIT OVEN MITT #MYLYRICS
Good morning to our early risers. There's still time left to get vetted 8y security if you have interest in attending #casinonight
hhnnmn, damn l kloovw flshlng
H♡nt⊹ng toღo⟡⟡ow, ɞvɞ⟡yonɞ w⊹sh ღɞ l♡ck ⊹ f⊹nd what ⊹'ღ look⊹ng fo⟡ plɞasɞ!
Vague p02tiing ii2 n0t en0ugh when y0u want tw0 tell tr0ll2 that they are j0ble22.
𝑩𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒃𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕.
Th3 partn3r2hip kind lmaoo lik3 mat32prit. I didnt 3v3n think about th3 oth3r way that could b3 m3ant
psychiatrist just prescribed me a low dosage of effexor and a high dosage of listening to car seat headrest what do yall think this means for me
krill that button!!
follow back with yo whole B-EING. no falterin no wimpin out you hit that follow back button like it owes you $$$$$$
yEAH! i MEAN, yOU ARE AN ADULT ANYWAYS, yOU SHOULDN'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT STUFF LIKE, sTRANGER DANGER, aNYWAYS, aS MUCH, aNYMORE, i WOULD THINK, aNYWAYS,
My friend was right. I simply need to kill him. #vaguepost
pointing right casey ten pointing right casey elephant hmmm.
Hmmm.. To 3ngag3m3nt bait po2t, to po2t bad jok32, or to gu2h about Rox on main 2om3 mor3... It2 2o hard to think of good thing2 to po2t wh3n I cant b3 3dgy and 2hitpo2t my way to r3l3vanc3
߷ - i HEARD A WEIRD NOISE, THAT DIDN'T SOUND LIKE ANY OF THESE CLOCKS, i GOTTA GO CHECK IT OUT,
Every8ody that's h8 reacting my #vagueposts is just jealous I'm not talking a8out them. He knows who he is. ::::)
Yaknow I r3ally 2houldnt b3 afraid to b3 cring3 on main. I typ3 out po2t2 and th3n d3l3t3 th3m cau23 it 233m2 lam3 and cring3, and th3n I 233 2om3on3 a2k if th3y 2hould po2t th3ir bulg3 or talking about j3rking th3y 2hit in main. I try way too hard on thi2 2it3
i MEAN, a STRANGER IS JUST, a FRIEND YOU HAVEN'T MET YET!
Not a whol3 lot! Ju2t chilling, chronically on Chittr and trying to hold back from gu2hing in main about my mat3
I GUESS.
so cool!
the secret is you always look cool!
perchaps i was wrong when i said no humans were interestin enuff to hang wit
sOMEHOW, i FIGURED, yES,
tHERE YOU GO! oR MAYBE TRY, wALKING IN A CIRCLE BEFORE, lAYING DOWN?
aw no! is there anything i can do to help, jade?
i'M SORRY, i HOPE YOU FEEL LESS SCARED, sOON,
:33< *ac giggles at gg* :33< h33 h33 h33! ;33< get that cookie!!! X33
:33< *ac flops on the floor and lazily gestures her paw around* :33< not together then gg! :33< eat the sugar cookie after, duh!!!
