Sometimes I worry that I am not trying hard enough to 8e helpful and patient, and that to everyone else I must seem rather condescending. Chittr never fails to give me the ego 8oost I need to say, "All things considered, I'm hardly even that 8ad." Thank you, Chittr.
Oh, I know. This one particular post was in fact condescending very intentionally. A "8ackhanded compliment" as it were.
I can assure you my dear, were you omniscient I would consider you worthy of the title of excellent host.
I assure you it was solely a compliment. Certainly, if it had been the path of things you would have made an excellent protege, far superior to and more pleasant than either your post-Scratch variant or her descendant.
You are the *last* individual I need to inform me of my superiority. In fact, I take it as a grave insult. I am not omniscient, 8ut I am highly *o8servant* from my lofty position in the afterlife, and I promise you that I would have kicked and screamed against your influence the whole time, just as they did. That is a point in my 8loodline I am sincerely proud of. I *know* I am 8etter, and in that reality I know that I would've done everything in my power to destroy everything you had worked for.
Such a shame. It is a waste of sincere brilliance to be so hostile to one who could teach you so much. Still, everything continues to move forwards as it should, and will continue to do so indefinitely.



