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@anyphaenidsGrandeur

Sylph of Light. 8eforan. Cerulean. Please do not inquire a8out my past atrocities.

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I've seen some of you thirst after men I wouldn't even see fit to 8e dou8le-murdered 8y Lord English.

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

right?

Exhi8it A.

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

and yet!

You are like the unkilla8le cockroach I never had.

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((OOC: one of my favorite little websites for when i dont feel like reading through every line of dialog while trying to get into character is easily the random homestuck quotes generator. (https://www.bgreco.net/hsquote/) its such a useful tool to quickly get a refresh on how the canon characters talk that i use as a reference frequently. it even has filters for specific characters and redirects you to the page its on in the comic! my beloved. <33333333

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@marquiseMindfang[MM]

(( The pain of them shoving some of Aranea's dialogue in the Mindfang section is diabolical though lol ))

(( HOLY SHIT. I'M SO SORRY FOR MINDFANG ENJOYERS. BUT THAT'S REALLY FUNNY.

I should invest in some kind of slap 8racelet or electrical shock inducer whenever I think a8out commenting on something that I should stay as far away from as possi8le. It would 8e 8etter for 8oth my mental health and potentially physical health.

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Some of you would also 8enefit from this.

i coulld probs use that too but tbh id probablly just pavllov mysellf into not minding it.

That was my concern, as well. If only there was a way to prevent oneself from having to experience thoughts of posting just a8solute muscle8east shit. Shame that self-control and discipline were mere fa8rications.

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No!!!!!!!! That's what I was afraid of!!!!!!!!

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My schoolhive 8ullies were a8le to diagnose my autistic spectrum disorder faster than my primary mediculler did, to 8e honest. Not that I still don't regularly fantasize a8out them all dying horri8ly from the meteor impact. #A8leism

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@marquiseMindfang[MM]

I watched the implosion last night, would recommend.

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If I could, I would put the footage of the event on Alternia's Funniest Hive Videos. Truly.

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@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

i mean, that's a reasonable fantasy!

Is it? Hm. Interesting you would say that.

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@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

i dunno maybe i've gotten a bit calloused and mean. i just think that going "i wish bad things would happen to people who were shitty to me" isn't like. a terrible thing as long as you're not actively arranging it. buh sorry you do not need me of all people arguing morality.

I find the your perspective to 8e refreshing, actually. Wishing passively that 8ad things happened to shitty people is quite ordinary, 8ut even then it comes with some ethical pitfalls that can 8e interesting to at least mull over. Should we place stock in "thought crimes" or do we only want to confront them when those thoughts 8ecome actions? It's deceptively straightforward seeming.I don't consider it mean of you. On the contrary, you definitely are the heroic type to want evildoers punished, nuance 8e damned! This trait has no real moral value, it just is. I think that's interesting, that's all.

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@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

well i mean. i don't want people getting hurt over being mean! but i do think it's not unreasonable to consider it amusing. exaggeration is not the same thing as intent. i'm not quite verbose enough for this. and bad people shouldn't be punished so much as just. stopped from being able to do bad things, or made to want to do good things. and i don't mean that in some ripping autonomy thing!!! i want people to be nice. to be happy.

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Don't we all. Or at least. Most of us do.

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PROFESSIONALLY LICENSED THERAPISTS ONLY - HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU ARE AUTISM. ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

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While I may not 8e licensed, I actually have personal and scholarly experience on this matter! Autism is somewhat of a nuanced su8ject given how symptoms can range from increased sensitivity to light and loud noises to 8eing una8le to read people's emotions. It can 8e severe or mild, with some individuals not finding out that they are on the autism spectrum for many sweeps! I think what can 8est help your friend is for them to write a list of activities they do that are common autistic 8ehaviors and evaluate how often they do it and how much it impacts their life. Sometimes it can 8e su8tle, sometimes it can majorly impact a majority of their interactions. Like...difficulty with volume control, 8eing a random hypothetical example. I myself am on the autism spectrum and experience pro8a8ly a wholly different kind of mindset than what you're friend could 8e going through. I wish this friend a gr8 deal of luck in finding this out for themself.

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ONCE I GOT OVER THE SHEER AMMOUNT OF INFORMATION IN THIS POST, ITS ACTUALLY INCREDIBLY HELPFUL. THANK YOU. THAT BEING SAID THE FATE THAT YOU GET ALONG WITH MY DANCESTOR MAKES A PAINFUL AMOUNT OF SENSE NOW.

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I don't claim him. I hate that guy.

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@fantasticalFairy[FF]

3833 < Everyone, we are going to look at an image! > 3833 < I only have one, though, so we have to take turns. > https://64.media.tumblr.com/23b8ccd47cf58c91477c8ad7bdd27809/0f9711ba115e148a-ef/s1280x1920/cac4ca3ec5d319220e977fe3803e67afd3c2b757.jpg

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Thanks, really good image!

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Finally. He's imprisoned.

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a l1l lat3 t0 th3 party bud

Yes, as soon as I got the news, evidently he was already out. Sad.

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You did wonderful! Many thanks. xoxoxoxo.

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@shipaholicDevotee[SD]

(^・ω・^) < SOME NEW SHIPCOURSE, HOW DO WE F33L ABOUT ARANEA AND JAKE OR KARKAT AND ERIDAN!!! #SHIPCOURSE #ERIKAT #JAKENEA

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Meulin, do NOT include me in your shipping discourse!!!

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Ugh. UGH!!!!!!!! #Thatsthepost

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@corallineCataclysm[CC]

what i do this time gill

Not you. You're doing wonderfully.

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Sometimes I worry that I am not trying hard enough to 8e helpful and patient, and that to everyone else I must seem rather condescending. Chittr never fails to give me the ego 8oost I need to say, "All things considered, I'm hardly even that 8ad." Thank you, Chittr.

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@exsanguinatedEgo[EE]

GIRLYP౷P if your goal is to appear N౷T C౷N୭ESCEN୭ING this chitt is N౷T IT ༘⋆ ༘⋆

Oh, I know. This one particular post was in fact condescending very intentionally. A "8ackhanded compliment" as it were.

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I can assure you my dear, were you omniscient I would consider you worthy of the title of excellent host.

Don't. Don't you *dare.*

I assure you it was solely a compliment. Certainly, if it had been the path of things you would have made an excellent protege, far superior to and more pleasant than either your post-Scratch variant or her descendant.

You are the *last* individual I need to inform me of my superiority. In fact, I take it as a grave insult. I am not omniscient, 8ut I am highly *o8servant* from my lofty position in the afterlife, and I promise you that I would have kicked and screamed against your influence the whole time, just as they did. That is a point in my 8loodline I am sincerely proud of. I *know* I am 8etter, and in that reality I know that I would've done everything in my power to destroy everything you had worked for.

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