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TAKARI MAYNAR!

@honorableLegionnaire

AN HONORABLE TROLL HERE TO SHARE THE WAYS OF SAMURAI SWEEPS PAST!!!!!! (( pfp: disasterBunny!

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@illustriousAnatomy[IA]

⟢ any cutie l⟡wbl⟡⟡ds l⟡⟡kink f⟡r w⟡rk⟡ut tips? 〃く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 ₊ ˚ ⊹ ⟣

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Tħis ħȭnȭŗable samuŗai is always seeking ways tȭ fuŗtħeŗ tħeiŗ stŗengtħ!

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@illustriousAnatomy[IA]

⟢ i d⟡ m⟡re hand t⟡ hand 〃く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 ₊ ˚ ⊹ graspink tentacles and all that y⟡u kn⟡w? ⟣

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ȭħ! uħ! i feaŗ tħis samuŗais bȭdy migħt nȭt be able tȭ witħstand tħe gŗasp ȭf yȭuŗ tentacles, my well musculatuŗe-d fellȭw!

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with 400 ranklings i could commit many different atrocities arigatou for enjoying my writing (tags: The Riddler/The Batman, The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, rankmaid-sensei, duct tape, selfie, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4ef9781b3321.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ac934b68ee6b.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/173c2027f1db.png

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big fan ȭf yȭuŗ wȭŗk! especially wħen it cȭmes tȭ waŗŗiȭŗs and samuŗai!

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mmmm, ȭħ tȭ ŗide a nȭble steed intȭ GLȬŖIȬUS, ĦȬNȬŖABLE BATTLE! ħȭw mucħ fun it must be! Ȭŗ is! I ħave definitely dȭne tħat befȭŗe! I did nȭt get tħe idea fȭŗ tħis cħitt afteŗ finally watcħing tħat mȭvie abȭut antħŗȭpȭmȭŗpħic ħȭŗse tŗȭlls wħȭ ŗace!

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Quite so! \ I obtain the feeling through psionic flight, so any steeX woulX unfortunately be reXunXant, anX my traveling party has its own methoXs of transportation. \ Still, the image of a brave anX noble kXay, upon his valiant steeX... / It is a most romantic one inXeeX, frienX. \

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@mercurialGeloscopy[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH I MEAN. YEAH. NOT SURE WHAHAT THAHAT'S GOT TO DO WITH HER BEING THE SAMURAI THOUGH.

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ȭħħ! psiȭnic fligħt! i must tŗy tħat at sȭme pȭint! it sȭunds like an encħanting way tȭ tŗavel!

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It is! \ It takes plenty of focus anX stamina, but I have that in spaXes! \ Clubs, hearts, anX XiamonXs even. /

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uħ gȭȭd pȭint i tħink i alsȭ misŗead tħat as yȭu ŗiding ħeŗ wħicħ DID add tȭ tħis cȭnundŗum ħȭld ȭn well samuŗai aŗe ȭften ħandsȭme/beautiful waŗŗiȭŗs sȭ uħ. yeaħ lets gȭ witħ tħat gȭȭd ȭne takaŗi YES SĦE WȬULD BE TĦE SAMUŖAI!!!! AND ALSȬ DȬES TĦIS INDIGȬ ĦȬŖSEGIŖL LIKE GIŖLS!? #nsfw

mmm stamina! sȭmetħing i ceŗtainly a lȭt ȭf ħave because i am a samuŗai! i will keep in mind tȭ lay vaŗiȭus sȭft tħings ȭut befȭŗe i tŗy tħis!

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@mercurialGeloscopy[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NO IDEA SORRY IT WAS LIKE A ONE DAY THING.

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A fellow acolyte of the blaXe. \ I bow to you my kinXreX spirit. /

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ħaħa aħ yeaħ i see tħats alŗigħt tȭtally cȭȭ.l faŗe tħee well flelȭw samuŗai im just gȭing tȭ sit ħeŗe and tŗy tȭ cleaŗ my mind ȭf beautiful ħȭŗsegiŗl samuŗai

and i bȭw tȭ yȭu!

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SAMUŖAI TIP #5: Uħ... I'm nȭt suŗe ħȭnestly! Dȭes anyȭne ħave any suggestiȭns? Any stŗuggles? Tħis is a CĦȬȬSE YȬUŖ ȬWN SAMUŖAI TIP! YES!!!!

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Samurai Tip: your mind must 8e as well-honed as your 8lade! Study literature and philosophy when you can and em8race the acquisition of knowledge.

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↘️samurai tip #6:↘️ ↗️THE PATH TO HONOR LEADS TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE.↗️

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YES! A VEŖY IMPȬŖTANT TIP! I said sȭmetħing similaŗ in Samuŗai Tip #2, but I like yȭuŗ additiȭn!

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Incȭŗŗect! Wħat place ȭf emplȭyment wȭuld ħiŗe DISĦȬNȬŖABLE tŗȭlls??? Nȭt a gȭȭd ȭne, fȭŗ suŗe! Tħe patħ ȭf ĦȬNȬŖ, DISCIPLINE, and ĦUMILITY will always lead ȭne tȭ gŗeatness!

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

Samurai Tip: keep your blade sharp but your wits sharper. The open palm solves much when paired with perspective.

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↘️and to the unemployment office.↘️

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Mȭney is nȭt eveŗytħing in tħis wȭŗld! I tħȭŗȭugħly suggest yȭu ŗecȭnsideŗ yȭuŗ way ȭf tħinking!

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YES!!!! Veŗy gȭȭd! If Samuaŗi ħad gȭld staŗs I wȭuld give yȭu ȭne!

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Always know who you're working under. A dishonorable master is a dishonorable samurai/student

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CȬŖŖECT! VEŖY GȬȬD! Ȭne must be waŗy ȭf wħȭ speaks in tħeiŗ eaŗ, lest tħey be diswayed tȭ disħȭnȭŗable acts!

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Oh my god. Everyone shut up. Forever. My HEAD.

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Stay stŗȭng fellȭw samuŗai!!!!

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

A detective is a type of samurai.

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intŗuiging! indulge us witħ yȭuŗ ȭpiniȭn and ŗeasȭning, ȭħ mȭst ĦȬNȬŖABLE cħittŗ-eŗ!

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

It goes further, too. A ronin is kind of like a private eye, too- wandering from case to case in search of... in search of justice!

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FASCINATING!!!! I FIND NȬ FLAWS IN TĦIS LȬGIC!!! I dȭ tħink I find myself mȭŗe endeaŗed tȭ tħe classic samuŗai and ŗȭnin, but investigatȭŗs and pŗivate eyes... i must ŗead mȭŗe intȭ tħis. Dȭ tħey tȭȭ ħave quiet mȭments ȭf ŗeflectiȭn and vulneŗability undeŗneatħ ŗainy nigħt skies?

SAMUŖAI TIP #3!: A Samuŗai must ALWAYS be disciplined! Fŗȭm ȭiling yȭuŗ swȭŗd tȭ eating yȭuŗ fŗuits and veggies, a waŗŗiȭŗ cannȭt lȭse fȭcus ȭŗ bŗeak tħeiŗ gȭȭd ħabits! Tħis includes taking yȭuŗ vitamins and medicatiȭn! EVEN WĦEN YȬU ŖEALLY DȬNT WANT TȬ!!!! Ŗepeating tħis tip tȭ yȭuŗself nigħtly (as i dȭ) is VEŖY useful!

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@cleanAnomaly[CA]

All good habits to keep in mind, repetition breeds perfection~

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Exactly! Ȭne cannȭt impŗȭve witħȭut dȭing! And if ȭne dȭes many times, it will becȭme a ħabit as yȭu said! I used tȭ ħate my veggies, and nȭw im a leafy gŗeen eating macħine!

TĦIS ĦUMBLE SAMUŖAI ĦAS A QUESTIȬN ABȬUT TĦIS WEEK ȬF EŖIDANS! #eŗidanweek aŗe any ȭf tħe wŗestleŗs samuŗai, and if sȭ aŗe tħey alsȭ ȭiled up. tħis is veŗy impȭŗtant tȭ me pelase let me knȭw.p leas.e

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Oh, they are DEFINITELY oiled up. Not sure about the samurai thing, though.

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aŗe tħey migħty waŗŗiȭŗs

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They sure LOOK it.

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...i need a livesteam link ȭŗ sȭmetħing ħȭħgħ my gȭd i enedd tȭ see tħis ȭħ ymg gdȭdgħ

Try https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek!

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UYESYESYEYSESYYYEYEEYSEYEYEYESYSEYSEYESYSEYSEYESYSEYSEYYE UM! AĦEM! Tħis ħumble samuŗai tħank yȭu fȭŗ yȭuŗ assistance! Yȭu aŗe MȬST ĦȬNȬŖABLE and KIND!