The Beforian Times Presents: The Leijon Gossip Column: "Advice board! Hello my mewtiful readers, Ms. Leijon here,…"

The Beforian Times Presents: The Leijon Gossip Column

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:33 < Advice board! Hello my mewtiful readers, Ms. Leijon here, writing in personally to ask Chittr for some hot kitty gossip! But instead of reporting on it, I'm asking all of YOU for advice! Do you have some tips and tricks you wish you knew when you were just getting into mewre love life, or do you want to share something you wish someone would do for you? Like take you out on a hot date or show some initative? The submissions can either be #sfw or #nsfw, but we do ask for you to tag it in the replies below! TL;DR Dating tips! Leave them below!

#nsfw #sfw

Kult: +57

Kull: +40

Total: 97

Ratio: 1.43

Iftola Prefie

4 months ago

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@criticalChicanery[CC]

|< n€v€r l€av€ a claus€ op€n for pot€ntial op€n quadrants b€caus€ th€y will always tak€ advantag€ of it.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

KERZET >XD

4 months ago

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h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

transgender

love yourself

BIOHAZARD!

Personal Protection Equipment is now mandatory.

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

Cornered Baby

All this user needs is a breakout role!

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@coalescedDuality[CD]

dont hooK up with the guy you met playing duoZ on twinwipe or you will have THE meZZieZt breaKup Known to trollKind all my v-bucKZ. gone.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

♣️ Rose Lalonde ♣️

4 months ago

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

Staff

Part of the Chittr team

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

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Trizza Tethis Fan!

This user knows everything there is to know about Trizza!

@flightyBroad[FB]

Always shoot your shot, don't waste it. You've no idea how phenomenally good things can really get when you disregard the possibility they'll go awful.

Kult: +20

Total: 20

Locksick

4 months ago

intersex

love yourself

@servingProctor[SP]

× Alwvays Havve A WVay Out If You Are Concerned About Your Safety. Especially WVith Higher Castes Than Your Owvn ×

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Jack Noir

4 months ago

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

Dedicated Courier

Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

@walkstabwalK[WK]

fight them and spar them and stabbing that seems to get me far

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

DAMARA MEGIDO.

4 months ago

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

⚠️😈/👿 𝐁𝐀𝐃𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇⚠️𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒⚠️

With a taste of your lips, this user is on a ride.

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

CAUTION: TOXIC!!

This user is really just airing it all out on Chittr, huh? This is a lot.

CAUTION: TOXIC!!!?

This user is really getting out of hand at this point. Chittr doesn't need to know this!

CAUTION: TOXIC...?!

Still? Are we still doing this? Are we still putting this on Chittr?

CAUTION: TOXIC.

Okay. That's it. This user has 7 warning labels now. This user is doing so much.

@handMaid[HM]

TIPS I WISH I KNEW. WHEN I WAS GETTING INTO "LOVE." FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME. 1. LOVE IS PAIN. 2. YOU WILL EITHER KILL THEM. THEY WILL KILL YOU. ONE OF YOU WILL DIE FOR A BORING REASON. OR YOU WILL BREAK UP. YOU CAN ALWAYS SKIP TO THE GOOD END. BY BREAKING UP. AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. 3. ALL MEN DO IS LIE. AND CHEAT. AND GAY. YOU CAN AVOID THIS PROBLEM. BY CHEATING FIRST. AND HARDER. THIS NEUTRALIZES HIS INEVITABLE BETRAYAL. AND ALSO. ENSURES IT. LIKE BALANCING A SCALE. OR CREATING A TIME LOOP. 4. WOMEN WILL HURT YOU EVEN WORSE.