@beforianTimes — #eridanweek
:33 < WRITING CONTEST!!! Furr tonight's lack of festivities clawnsidering the #dayofrest sabath #eridanw33k s33ms to be holding after a.. rather generously title 'fiasco' yestpurrday, The Leijon Gossip Column would like to offurr a small challenge to pay the tithe to our lord @caligulasAquarium INTROMEWCING!!! THE #leijonwriting CHALLENGE!!! Here, mew may submit any purriece of writing under the previous hashtag, and given certain topics mentioned like #eridanw33k or #yaoi / #yuri, you may recieve specpurr points depending on how much I like their usage :3c Mew may get some kind of prize furr it...Read more
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! fuck you @gutsyGumshoe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/993e22a3bde3.jpg #eridanw33k #iwantcandy
:33 < OH MY GOD https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png #eridanw33k #willyoucome #rumblenight
:33 < According to FIRST HAND REPORTS, local POWER COUPLE DIRKJAKE has broken out into a REAL fight at #eridanw33k, on stage at #rumblenight!!!
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! DOES IS TROLL BRUNO MARS IS PERVERTED AT #eridanw33k #rumblenight
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! IS JAKE DONE FOR, OR WILL #eridanw33k's NAMESAKE SAVE HIM?! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png
:33 < BREAKING #eridanw33k NEWS! Picture taken LIVE at #rumblenight! Feast mewre eyes! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png
:33 < JAKE IS ON THE FLOOR ALREADY AT THE BEHEST OF STRIDER!!! WILL DIRK GET ON TOP?? #rumblenight #eridanw33k
:33 < COMMENTATOR ANNOUNCEMENT #eridanw33k THE SHOW IS SET TO BEGIN SOON!!
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! #rumblenight is ABOUT TO BE LIVE! Yours mewly will be commentating OFFICIALLY!!! Follow for news on #eridanw33k and DONT MISS THIS!! https://msparp.chat/eridanww33k
:33 < BREAKING NEWS! FAMOUS LUSUS Donkey Kong WILL be attending #eridanw33k, is this purrhaps a SECRET CONTENDER for #rumblenight?! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/482d31ec56fc.png
:33 < LIVE NEWS COVERAGE! Join us LIVE at the ringside of #rumblenight when THREE TITANS CLASH!!! Be sure to follow @beforianTimes to get ALL the hottest coverage where NOTHING WILL GO WRONG!! I mewself will be purrsonally commentating over the event along with the other casters. We hope to s33 mew there! #eridanw33k https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92250a533eae.png
:33 < Reports are saying people are getting their NOOKS BLOWN OUT at #eridanw33k amidst the chaos?! #nsfw
:33 < In other news, the HANDWICH STAND RUNNER AND CREATOR, Troll Kevin Perjurer has b33n EVAPORATED. The death toll simply s33ms to k33p rising minute after minute as the disappearence of Eridan Ampor of #eridanw33k s33ms to send the festivities into disarray.. But worry not for me, readers! This kitty is gonna k33p investigating as much as she can! And hopefully we can get back to some REAL news.. like who's smooching who!
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! The suspect behind the kidnapping of Eridan Ampora is DEMANDING #MayICome be spammed as much as possible to possibly SPARE the life of the star of #eridanw33k?! Also, GRANDMA GAMGAM may be joining Troll Jerma985 among the death count. Gamgam is fucking DEAD! https://i.imgur.com/KfoJYre.png
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! @oleanderSupernova has CLAIMED to have kidnapped star of the show of #eridanw33k ERIDAN AMPORA. Could this mysterious ne'er do well be responsible for the murder of Troll Jerma985 as well?!
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! TROLL JERMA985 (JEREMY ELBERT) FOUND DEAD WITH HANDWICH IN HAND AT #eridanw33k!!! Stay safe out there, https://i.imgur.com/yoKUQWC.png
:33 < BREAKING NEWS! According to my valuable sources, romantic date night spots rented by prominent crypto investors are being FORCED to shut down due to famous #eridanw33k $amporacoin absolutely PLUMMETING in value! This kitty doesnt run a finance article, but she IS interested in the overall reduction of cute date spots in the world! :( What do you think, readers? Are you sad your investements are going nowhere, or are you just sad that paledate you had planned at the Shiprock Tavern has to be changed? Leave your thoughts below!
:33 < BREAKING NEWS! Chittr user @adiosToreador has posted a SAUCY image for #eridanweek ! This lurid photo depicts the talk of the town, Eridan seen kissing a studly muffin by the name of Tavros, the very same troll who posted this chit! Whats your take on this, reader? It it too #nsfw for chittr to love and be loved? Or is Tavros just doing what comes natural? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dbfb58fb1287.png
:33 < 33333, our first bit of gossip! A kind reader submits - Hello, Leijon GOssip Column, long time reader, first time submitter! I love your work (Thank mew!) and would like to contribute to your entry into chittr. I've recently heard that Erdian Ampora, host of #eridanweek has a secret thing for lowbloods he hasn't told anyone.. Love, anon. Thank mew, anon for mewr lovely confession! This is a juicy bit of info, how scandalous indeed! What do mew thing, dear viewer? Is Eridan secrely a furreak with a lowblood fetish? Or is he being misrepresented? Leave a comment below!