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:33 < PHILOSOPHY CORNER! From the wise words of Troll Buddha "We are all just here to pail"! #nsfw

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:33 < BREAKING NEWS! A new mandated handed down by Prespurrdent Obama states that #hornyposting WILL begin on chittr starting now! Post your favorite #nsfw thoughts below!

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:33 < Advice board! Hello my mewtiful readers, Ms. Leijon here, writing in personally to ask Chittr for some hot kitty gossip! But instead of reporting on it, I'm asking all of YOU for advice! Do you have some tips and tricks you wish you knew when you were just getting into mewre love life, or do you want to share something you wish someone would do for you? Like take you out on a hot date or show some initative? The submissions can either be #sfw or #nsfw, but we do ask for you to tag it in the replies below! TL;DR Dating tips! Leave them below!

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:33 < Reports are saying people are getting their NOOKS BLOWN OUT at #eridanw33k amidst the chaos?! #nsfw

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:33 < BREAKING NEWS! Chittr user @adiosToreador has posted a SAUCY image for #eridanweek ! This lurid photo depicts the talk of the town, Eridan seen kissing a studly muffin by the name of Tavros, the very same troll who posted this chit! Whats your take on this, reader? It it too #nsfw for chittr to love and be loved? Or is Tavros just doing what comes natural? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dbfb58fb1287.png

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