:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! LURID coverup of a pawsible SEX CRUISE being taken by the "Alphas" hosted by quintillionare CEO of crockercorp @gutsyGumshoe to commemorate PURRVERTED BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION???? #nsfw #sexcruise #leijonnews #breakingnews
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP.
i shpprot ur sexy and/or not sexy crusie janey
IT'S A NORMAL CRUISE AND THANK YOU FOR THE WELL WISHES.
how.... titill8ing
:33 < We've also heard reports that the included jet-skis will be renamed to SEX-SKIs and will be used to FUCK NASTY STYLE! Any comment?
Sure, I've got a comment for you. En route right now.