The Beforian Times Presents: The Leijon Gossip Column
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Just a kitty with all of the hottest gossip this side of beforus, now on chittr! Personal account is @articulatedClawtography
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! CEO @gutsyGumshoe HAS ATTACKED ONE OF OUR REPURRTORS AT #fightnight OBSERVE THE PROOF BELOW! [Pictured is a really badly shot image clearly taken in a scuffle, the accused Jane Crocker s33ms to be getting a really unfortunate flash of bright light in her face, no doubt from a camera which, equally unfortunate, is making her look like a crazed lunatic as she tries to shield her eyes from the flash, motion blurs lining her as the cameraperson is clearly trying to get away.]
i support #girlwrongs if its janey commitin them
I slapped at a camera being shoved in my direction. I consider it a disruption of my personal space and I will not respect it.
:33 < She apurroached us despite being a purrublic figure in a purrublic place and insisted we delete our photos or she'd crush our camera and BURRY us!
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! Chittr user and local sexless fuckboy who has b33n recently jailed for 'Crimes', @aeneasCaldarium has reportedly b33n given a TRAMP STAMP in prison?! This perhaps breaks the WORLD RECORD for recieving a tattoo in prison set previously by @glamorousAuspaciar ! What do you think? Has Cronus lost his way, or are you just curious who that stud who gave him the ink in the first place is?
shit wvait should i get a tramp stamp vwhile im here
i tried to get one and they laughed at me then they realized i wvas serious then they laughed some more then one of them said hey arent you coolscars descendent theyre gnc af and i said youre crazy and they laughed at me some more
That's fucked up they did that to you pal. A little funny, but also fucked up.
:33 < Beclaws we only tell the truth! And your truth is news.
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! LURID coverup of a pawsible SEX CRUISE being taken by the "Alphas" hosted by quintillionare CEO of crockercorp @gutsyGumshoe to commemorate PURRVERTED BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION???? #nsfw #sexcruise #leijonnews #breakingnews
IT'S A NORMAL CRUISE AND THANK YOU FOR THE WELL WISHES.
:33 < We've also heard reports that the included jet-skis will be renamed to SEX-SKIs and will be used to FUCK NASTY STYLE! Any comment?
Sure, I've got a comment for you. En route right now.
:33 < WRITING CONTEST!!! Furr tonight's lack of festivities clawnsidering the #dayofrest sabath #eridanw33k s33ms to be holding after a.. rather generously title 'fiasco' yestpurrday, The Leijon Gossip Column would like to offurr a small challenge to pay the tithe to our lord @caligulasAquarium INTROMEWCING!!! THE #leijonwriting CHALLENGE!!! Here, mew may submit any purriece of writing under the previous hashtag, and given certain topics mentioned like #eridanw33k or #yaoi / #yuri, you may recieve specpurr points depending on how much I like their usage :3c Mew may get some kind of prize furr it, maybe acceptance as a spurrecial guest in an upcoming eridanw33k event? We'll figfurr it out together! PROMPT: (F33l fr33 to customize it! This is just an example) You're at a bar. It's late. You hear the bells of the door jingle as you stare d33p into the half empty drink before you, you don't even care who it is.. but then you f33l a touch on your arm. You look over. It's Eridan... What does he want? What do you do? Do you want him? He might want you.. Anyway, happy writing!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ is it necessary to use eridan. ]
:33 < I supurrose not, but It would be prefurred! If mew want, you could write about yours mewly for example ;33
It seems like a fun and harmless writing exercise. I will attempt to portray Ampora in the most dignified manner I can muster.
:33 < Clawmody goes a long way too! Be as respectfurr or disrespectfurr as mew desire, sire!
- Ok. I mmeant to commmment on this with mmy public account. Ok? 😄
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! fuck you @gutsyGumshoe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/993e22a3bde3.jpg #eridanw33k #iwantcandy
rechit
Highly unprofessional. Miss Crocker is above your sniveling barbs.
D --> Gentle reminder that this is public forum
:33 < OH MY GOD https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png #eridanw33k #willyoucome #rumblenight
:33 < According to FIRST HAND REPORTS, local POWER COUPLE DIRKJAKE has broken out into a REAL fight at #eridanw33k, on stage at #rumblenight!!!
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! DOES IS TROLL BRUNO MARS IS PERVERTED AT #eridanw33k #rumblenight
Can we stop acting surprised that he sucks. He stole my song and now he continues to act the worst.
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! IS JAKE DONE FOR, OR WILL #eridanw33k's NAMESAKE SAVE HIM?! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png
:33 < LIVE REACTION Pictured is a LIVE REACTION to the DIRK JAKE PAWSIBLE KISS at #rumblenight #eridan #AREYOUCOMING? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16287606ba93.png @archiveAddict @barackObama
I JUST NOTIC3D I'M LOOMING IN TH3 BACKGROUND LIK3 A SP3CT3R THIS IS AMAZINGGG mew~ 💖✨
:33 < BREAKING #eridanw33k NEWS! Picture taken LIVE at #rumblenight! Feast mewre eyes! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png
:33 < #GETTHATPICKLEUP!!
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! DIRECT QUOTE: JAKE: Heavens to betsy dirk youre so big! More later...
:33 < JAKE IS ON THE FLOOR ALREADY AT THE BEHEST OF STRIDER!!! WILL DIRK GET ON TOP?? #rumblenight #eridanw33k
:33 < BEAKING NEWS DIRK STRIDER SHOWS UP NAKED TO #rumblenight
ok i might zhow up to eridan week guyz
:33 < #rumblenight ANNOUNCEMENT!!! DIRK STRIDER/JAKE ENGLISH QUOTE: DIRK: We've got one question for you all. JAKE: ARE YOU READY... TO.... JAKE: EFFING RUMBLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:33 < COMMENTATOR ANNOUNCEMENT #eridanw33k THE SHOW IS SET TO BEGIN SOON!!
:33 < BEAKING NEWS, FURRANKLIN TROLLSEVELT, EX-KISMESIS TO @barackObama HAS TURNED UP AT #rumblenight!!!
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! #rumblenight is ABOUT TO BE LIVE! Yours mewly will be commentating OFFICIALLY!!! Follow for news on #eridanw33k and DONT MISS THIS!! https://msparp.chat/eridanww33k
:33 < They're coming for me....