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Jane Crocker

2 days ago

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Why did you create false screen captures of my account. That seems a little amateurish.

DAMARA MEGIDO.

2 days ago

@handMaid[HM]

TIPS I WISH I KNEW. WHEN I WAS GETTING INTO "LOVE." FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME. 1. LOVE IS PAIN. 2. YOU WILL EITHER KILL THEM. THEY WILL KILL YOU. ONE OF YOU WILL DIE FOR A BORING REASON. OR YOU WILL BREAK UP. YOU CAN ALWAYS SKIP TO THE GOOD END. BY BREAKING UP. AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. 3. ALL MEN DO IS LIE. AND CHEAT. AND GAY. YOU CAN AVOID THIS PROBLEM. BY CHEATING FIRST. AND HARDER. THIS NEUTRALIZES HIS INEVITABLE BETRAYAL. AND ALSO. ENSURES IT. LIKE BALANCING A SCALE. OR CREATING A TIME LOOP. 4. WOMEN WILL HURT YOU EVEN WORSE.