Orphaner Dualscar
@calamitousArmada
(pfp by orbitrois on tumblr)
PINNED POST Muse Info • Canon-Divergent/Didn't Die AU • Outlaw due to abandoning his duties as Orphaner for a life on the seas • 9'6" and blind in his right eye from the incident causing his scar • Mega flirt IC, do let me know if it makes you uncomfortable OOC! Mun Info Dualscar has been my favorite character to roleplay since I was a wee lad, thanks to my extensive amount of pirate and fish knowledge. Shout-out to Chittr for a casual place to RP.
Sometimes, I vwish there was a question mark react. Vwhat the fuck is vwrong vwith some of you people.
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It's disheartening seein that all my descendants are short for their caste. I'm lingerin around a fathom an a half tall, bein less than that is embarrassin.
i got time to groww dont be upset wwith me just yet noww
I'm upset vwith you for other reasons, your size is jus another droplet in the ocean.
Vwe're sharin our types? I'm partial to loudmouthed an bratty lovwbloods. Somethin about their high heat profile, along vwith the satisfaction a gettin them to be quiet after a long day. Nothin better. #nsfvw
8een missin' the hive-cooked meals you could get vwhile ashore. The tawverns back on land had the juiciest grubsteaks a man could pray for. Ain't nothin' better than getting three sheets to the vwind and dovwning a pound of sirloin.
I LOV--E )(ivecooked meals. I make t)(em all t)(e tide for myself and my roomie.
Sounds like a dream. Ewven sharks get sick of eatin fish, you knovw? Vwho I vwouldn't kill for some fried rice right novw.
You s)(ould visit its possible somtide. I'll make s)(rimp fried rice and we can glub about lig)(t)(earted t)(ings.
The -Empress vwould hawve my head on a pike if I vwere to ewven THINK about it. 8ut, the offer is appreciated.
No? W)(at about if I sent you a little anyways w)(en I make t)(ings you'd like? A little rebellion now and t)(en is always wort)( it. 38D
Just tell your location w)(en you can and I'll always send extra. I'm Feferi Peixes, abdicated --Empress-to-be, by t)(e way. 38D
That vwas the best bash I'wve been to in centuries. More grog an jennies than a man could vwish for. My descendant may be puny an a utter disappointment, but he can host a good shindig. #eridanweek
Vwhoewver coined the term "palmhusk" needs to be publicly flogged. This fuckin thing is barely the size of a damn finger, forget a vwhole palm.
You're holding wrong. Have you tried flipping it over.
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Vwhat could you possibly mean by "flip it owver." Do you take me for some sort a moron.
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No. Have you tried using it on its side if your hands are huge. You might n33d to upgrade to a tablet.
Have y9u c9nsidered that they're palm sized f9r the maj9rity 9f the p9pulati9n?
PINNED POST Muse Info • Canon-Divergent/Didn't Die AU • Outlaw due to abandoning his duties as Orphaner for a life on the seas • 9'6" and blind in his right eye from the incident causing his scar • Mega flirt IC, do let me know if it makes you uncomfortable OOC! Mun Info Dualscar has been my favorite character to roleplay since I was a wee lad, thanks to my extensive amount of pirate and fish knowledge. Shout-out to Chittr for a casual place to RP.