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D --> Okay you can have a little late night muscleposting as a treat D --> #nsfw just in case but my pants are firmly on D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b776dd7583d8.png
dont cry becky havvin a bit of a jaww only makes you cuter https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5cc99f523dbd.png
THEY'RE NOT RUMBLESPHERES, AND IT'S NOT TUESDAY, BUT HERE. #NSFW #NSFWE #BULGEPICS HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/27DFD04B968E.PNG
I DO NAUT )(AV-E A MONSTER COCK!!!!!!!! I )(AV-E A V-ERY S-ENSIBLY SIZ-ED OVIPOSITOR!!!!!!!! #nsfw
I saw a beetle today ⟡ It reminded me of ⚜ ⚜ ⚜ someone special @blitzedCoquet #beetleweek #amilatetobeetleweek #yearning ( https://f2 ⚜toyhou ⚜se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/118337735_DsnzIivvCf3Oh7yy ⚜png )
call me something the way i be something fill in the blanks its your turn
WHEN DID HATE FLIRTING STOP BEING AN ACTUAL ART? ROMANCE IS DEAD, I HATE TO FINALLY ADMIT IT. #NSFW FOR QUAD TALK.
mm yhawjaw is on the flor theres bloodeverwhere uou dont understand what thsis means to me
#nsfw #substances put me doen liek a sick cat aftr this poast idk i thinkt he midnight crew could pass me aroudn liek a blunt. and the anxestors or w/e th fuck they call the okder trolls wink wink
The 9utfit is rather inappr9priate, 6ut it's nice, and there is s9 much skin. Ap9l9gies f9r the state 9f my attire and self. I will wear s9mething m9re m9dest t9 share later. https://64.media.tum6lr.c9m/384c47c897fa98038c68f6e5ddcde220/132fc8901cc58ffd-e5/s2048x3072/4d61d305cad680ce6ef51c66da6697856f69ada6.png #nsfw
idk depends on th vibe of the day :3
#nsfw fuck: idk prolly a lot of ppl. the rlly hot hal tht purrs. the dilf squad i hav amassed wiht my pathetic swag. marry: uc annot tie me down. prolly janey :3 kill: idk prolly a lot of ppl again
I feel like if I answer the fuck/marry/kill trend I will 6e the 9ne that ends up dead (again) #nsfw #vi9lence
Bingo time. I hope our (four) guests are prepared for the custom prizes the team has assembled.
fuck: ii gue22 liike karkat?? he2 the only one who wouldnt let iit fuck up our friiend2hiip marry: aradiia obviiou2ly kiill: vrii2ka #n2fw
8itches want me for my hardtack. #myhardtack
is girlsmell hot or no please be honest it wont hurt my feelings (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Every8ody that's h8 reacting my #vagueposts is just jealous I'm not talking a8out them. He knows who he is. ::::)
Soooooooo cute that he LIKES it when I #vaguepost a8out him. Guess I'm just gonna have to keep doing it, huh?
they call me gayve strider the way i kiss guys sometimes
Guys with 8ig spheres and girls with little spheres send chit #nsfw
i look good in shorts i dont knoww wwhy i dont wwear em more often
a lot of #nsfw posts wwhats happenin does the horny beam hit at 1 am
We???????? https://media1.tenor.com/m/JW1DJ--KDDkAAAAd/sasha-banks-first-we-feast.gif
Dualscar likedand pited my chit. I need to lay downnnnnnnn. #substances #nsfw #trustmeitreallyis
Too many f8cking hunks on this site. Two many 8ad 8itches on this site. Too f8cking 8isexual for this site.
im gonna be real babe i lovwe this but it looks like youre riding a bagpipe
im on a boat (im on a boat) im on a boat (im on a boat) everybody look at me cause im sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat) im on a boat (im on a boat) im on a boat take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah) #LyricsPosting #Mood #Tfw
omgggg ill need 2 fogure out a new flirtin tactic
concept: "youre about my daughters age" (tags: #dashwatching, #rankworks, #nsfw, age difference, human title #dilf, human fetish, archive rating: M)
could you imagine if your friends who are matesprits invited you out to hang out and you were like "no i dont want to impose" but they reassured you they wanted you there so you hang out and are kind of third wheeling but its okay because you enjoy spending time with them and later you go back to their hive and things are winding down and youre thinking about leaving but before you can bring up heading out you notice that theyre kissing and they havent stopped kissing for a while so youre sitting there just staring at them and you cough or clear your throat but all it does is make one of them pull the other into their lap and youre frighteningly close to both of them and can hear the noises of them making out and youre forced to just hold onto your knees and sit there while you debate what to do and finally you stand up to start heading to the door and one of them goes "where do you think youre going" and you just sort of laugh and say "yyou guys are busy ill leave you alone" and both of them look at you with a pitiful expression and say "no we want you here" "we want you to stay" so you sit back down and they pick back up like nothing has changed (tags: im not sure, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
need him 2 grab my hair supr hard w/ both hands n his claws diggin in my scalp n force my head down on it til i choke #nsfw
if its any solace to the trolls i orphaned you ought to knoww that wwhen a orphaner kills a lusus they go straight to the hottest deepest pit of the hells to boil in a perpetual torture steww FOR THE REST OF TIME
crawwled out of the goop tonight after thoroughly gettin my ass handed to me for a change wwhat better wway to relax than stickin a lowwblood wwith a hot iron any vvolunteers if not im just goin to my dungeon and treatin my special guest to some thrillin burns #nsfww #vviolence
notice anythin different you guys #amporacoin
You are aware sailors have a various amount of accents and the pir8te accent does not actually exist. It was mere a depiction of a fantasy 8ook that 8egan the stereotype.
Yeah he's lowkey wrong anyway, go for it man
A warrior who goe⁻s into battle⁻ without re⁻ason should have⁻ no e⁻xpe⁻ctation to win.
god forbid i want to make a middle aged man a lil worried what im gonna do to him #nsfw
luv postin selfies bc i am castinnnn tht line and fishin 4 the best fish in the c #compliments
430lbs, new PB. Rock hard and ready for the #AlphaBoat. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d73af87eabf.png #nsfw (mild)
Blowing that old mans back out. #Nsfw.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c18d22db47cb.png https://youtube.com/shorts/Aq3OQrPcVV4Y #eridanwweek #imcoming #bouncingonit #iwwantcandy
rmmmrrmrngbfhhg god im craving soft tender slow makeouts w lots of heavy petting rn #nsfw #yearning #affection ugh ughhhhhh
if you post horny and no one bites you shouLLd get autobanned forever. bro how do you fLLop on the horny peopLLe website theres LLike a biLLLLion peopLLe on here aLLLL craving tits buLLge and ass #nsfw
WH3W! 1'm h4ppy no+ 4LL my crops wen+ +o w4s+e! h++ps=//i.imgur.com/Z25V1q0.png
✿ WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUYS TAKE THIS SHIT DOWN OR #GLURPIWEEK CANCELED https://i.ibb.co/FcwBvmj/glurpi-pantsed.png
im glad jake will be getting my hopbeast suit i hope he wears it and posts photos and maybe dirk can take the pictures ffor him of him in it that would be nice i hope
// Disappeared to actually draw him properly. https://64.media.tumblr.com/0a393ec38013f0ddb82fa74ab84bdd8d/72b220d5b16fa0a6-87/s1280x1920/520d1c74e8d1b58987be22d33b8649b92b80df7a.png
pov im in the gym trying to work out and mmy form is so bad and im so inexperienced and dont know what the fuck im ddoing and sum other guy there is super jacked and impressive and better and he points at me and laughs like "lmao. look at this fucking wimp. lmao." #nsfw #silly
being a gay trans man is such an experience too because im just like i love men so much i wanted to become one theyre so beautiful wow could be me some day #nsfw not really but im using that tag liberally in case i forget
// I did not know that! That's really cool, It's hard to convey my thrill to learning this information in text but I am ecstatic!
|| sukiri full drawing because i quite like how it came out #nsfw ish i guess? https://files.catbox.moe/t0xejc.png
A only got ane picture o myself. A wis angry aboot somethin stupid an eridan says. funny enouch tae share A think. https://64.media.tumblr.com/eaf7e3b345ef06875fdbc5e4dc1595a2/de3093c689845e2f-e3/s1280x1920/ffe8ea3abb2eff69112e830143718187d263f1e7.png (( ooc: it's the only picture i've drawn of him I like LOL))
my type is anyone able to wreck my fuckin shit ngl
the feed seems to be in a mood so lets play a game! 0v0 reply to the person above you in the thread below if you would or wouldnt pail them! that means im first no pressure haha!
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=:)Rate my sparkle! =;p https://f2.toyhou.se/f|le/f2-toyhou-se/|mages/90540228_Br8PLO1e|Xx8Vuc.png~
No? W)(at about if I sent you a little anyways w)(en I make t)(ings you'd like? A little rebellion now and t)(en is always wort)( it. 38D
men #men
night oчt with the lads: we;re havin freckle bitch;s later ;* https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/c95a2d661e23:png #gore #art
MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS AND USERS OF CHITTR.ING, I AM NOT DEAD! Rest assured, I was not in attendance during Eridan Week. I merely gave myself a break from Chittr due to my Yaoiposting, which is unacceptable as a leader. I see that was a mistake, and I will act accordingly. Thank you once again for all your concerns. My team insisted I speak to you all as soon as possible.
concept: your kismesis giving you a swift kick when you try to stumble back up onto your feet falling back to the ground with helpless wheezes, trying to push up onto all fours to crawl away they crouch down to block your path, laying their chin in their palm, a smug grin across their lips "barkbeasts dont walk on two legs, silly! bark for me and maybe ill give you a fucking treat" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, barkbeastplay, #rankworks, #violence, #nsfw, pitchfic, sub reader, kismesissitude, degradation, archive rating: M)
eridan unchained ampora is hailed as the unadulterated HERO of #eridanwweek day twwo as he slays the goon wwhat captured troll bruno mars wwhy is no one chitting about this you guys SUCK
did anyone miss me
hello its alaywas time you cn say anything youd like im here for you please the floor is yours please
Is it time for the Yaoi yet? I have something inappropriate to say.
flayed a guy wwith a wwatch today too just to covver my bases
wwatched a guy get flayed today
me wwaiting for #eridanwweek during wwednesday evveryone keep your eyes and fins peeled for a vvery special post from yours truly featuring a vvery gorgeous pair a beasts magical globes and a presentation on eco friendly lipstick brands and anti pollution resources https://cdnimgchestcom/files/cd7594a1a3b9png
flirtin with me so openlY? wanna meet чp? ;)
to wwhom it may concern STOP SENDIN ME ANTHRAX I BURN ALL MAIL SENT TO THE ORPHICE FOR THIS FUCKIN REASON
*crockercorp unreal heiress© tiaratop FLARP edition© "lethal mode" feature wwill not be avvailable for trial users attendin #eridanwweek #disclaimer #fineprint
1 M34N 1T'S CONS3NSU4L BUT 1 WOULDN'T C4LL 1T S4N3
The employee of the blink is Rypite Koldan, in acknowledgement of his hard work on Skorpe as well as his enthusiastic suggestions for several other aesthetic facets of Corporate. Congratulations, Mr. Koldan, keep up the good work.∞ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6a1d44be0966.png∞
wwoww lowwbloods really are that stupid i mean i shouldnt be surprised anymore but goddamn
in honor of #eridanwweek i am wwantin to reconcile wwith those ivve wwronged and maybe evven hurt wwith my lusus killin antics if YOUVVE been orphaned by eridan then first wwrite a strongly wworded letter in red ink and take it to the tallest peak in the land SET THE LETTER ALIGHT sing a hymn as the ashes are blowwn dowwn the mountain pass finally fuckin do us all a favvor and FLING yourself off the cliff then and ONLY then wwill i entertain the notion of apologizin also fuck you and your ugly dead lusus
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WHAT THE FUCK EVER. I'M COMING TO ERIDAN WEEK. IN SPIRIT OR SOMETHING ASININE LIKE THAT, SINCE I OBVIOUSLY CAN'T UP AND TROT NUB IT THE HELL OVER. #ERIDANWEEK