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night oчt with the lads: we;re havin freckle bitch;s later ;* https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/c95a2d661e23:png #gore #art
you evver wwanna just pop somebodys skull like a grape #vviolence
MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS AND USERS OF CHITTR.ING, I AM NOT DEAD! Rest assured, I was not in attendance during Eridan Week. I merely gave myself a break from Chittr due to my Yaoiposting, which is unacceptable as a leader. I see that was a mistake, and I will act accordingly. Thank you once again for all your concerns. My team insisted I speak to you all as soon as possible.
concept: your kismesis giving you a swift kick when you try to stumble back up onto your feet falling back to the ground with helpless wheezes, trying to push up onto all fours to crawl away they crouch down to block your path, laying their chin in their palm, a smug grin across their lips "barkbeasts dont walk on two legs, silly! bark for me and maybe ill give you a fucking treat" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, barkbeastplay, #violence, #nsfw, pitchfic, sub reader, kismesissitude, degradation, archive rating: M)
eridan unchained ampora is hailed as the unadulterated HERO of #eridanwweek day twwo as he slays the goon wwhat captured troll bruno mars wwhy is no one chitting about this you guys SUCK
did anyone miss me
I w9uld urge y9u all t9 6e far m9re c9nsiderate 9f the passing 9f p9pular music cele6rity Tr9ll Brun9 Mars. I w9uld like t9 pr9vide a warning in advance, as I'm g9ing t9 discuss t9pics including, 6ut n9t limited t9 #death #g9re #l9ss #grief #cy6er6ullying #casteism #drugs #alc9h9l #su6stance #parties #peerpressure #religi9n and s9 9n. N9w, f9r starters, I w9uld like t9 menti9n that many 9f my friends are high6l99ds, s9 I d9 h9pe that n9 9ne takes 9ffense when I say that this is n9t an unc9mm9n 9ccurrence f9r high6l99d parties. Vi9lence is 9ften 6aked int9 seadweller culture, as well as cl9wn religi9n, and I 6elieve it was at the intersecti9n 6etween these tw9 cultures that such a tragedy 9ccurred. F9r the safety 9f all perf9rming musical artists, perhaps in the future, we may rec9nsider h9w 'hard' 9ur parties and events sh9uld g9. Yes, even th9ugh it may 6e difficult f9r 9ur m9re vi9lent-minded high6l99d 6rethren, and may even seem like an attack 9n their rich and vi6rant culture, I truly d9 6elieve it is what is 6est f9r all 9f us. It may 6eh99f us t9 keep 9ur music v9lume d9wn, and t9 get rid 9f the drug and alc9h9l use alt9gether. Perhaps the tramp9line as well. And the 6all pit. And 6an weap9ns. That way, we can av9id further tragedy wh9lly. On that n9te, I pers9nally w9uld like t9 ap9l9gize t9 the late Tr9ll Brun9 Mars and all 9f his l9yal, supp9rtive fans. My v9ice may n9t 6e a6le t9 reach him fr9m this plane, 6ut he lives 9n in 9ur 6l99d pushers. At least, I think he d9es. I've never listened t9 his music. Irregardless, I'm sure y9u all miss him, which is the imp9rtant thing. But we must all find a way t9 m9ve 9n, as grieving t99 pu6licly c9uld very much trigger 9ur peers. That is why I am ch99sing t9 keep this p9st relatively 6rief. Thank y9u f9r reading. Enj9y the rest 9f y9ur party. Be safe.
Can someone put a gag on @reaverToredor ? #NSFW
hello its alaywas time you cn say anything youd like im here for you please the floor is yours please
Is it time for the Yaoi yet? I have something inappropriate to say.
flayed a guy wwith a wwatch today too just to covver my bases
wwatched a guy get flayed today
me wwaiting for #eridanwweek during wwednesday evveryone keep your eyes and fins peeled for a vvery special post from yours truly featuring a vvery gorgeous pair a beasts magical globes and a presentation on eco friendly lipstick brands and anti pollution resources https://cdnimgchestcom/files/cd7594a1a3b9png
flirtin with me so openlY? wanna meet чp? ;)
to wwhom it may concern STOP SENDIN ME ANTHRAX I BURN ALL MAIL SENT TO THE ORPHICE FOR THIS FUCKIN REASON
*crockercorp unreal heiress© tiaratop FLARP edition© "lethal mode" feature wwill not be avvailable for trial users attendin #eridanwweek #disclaimer #fineprint
1 M34N 1T'S CONS3NSU4L BUT 1 WOULDN'T C4LL 1T S4N3
The employee of the blink is Rypite Koldan, in acknowledgement of his hard work on Skorpe as well as his enthusiastic suggestions for several other aesthetic facets of Corporate. Congratulations, Mr. Koldan, keep up the good work.∞ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6a1d44be0966.png∞
wwoww lowwbloods really are that stupid i mean i shouldnt be surprised anymore but goddamn
in honor of #eridanwweek i am wwantin to reconcile wwith those ivve wwronged and maybe evven hurt wwith my lusus killin antics if YOUVVE been orphaned by eridan then first wwrite a strongly wworded letter in red ink and take it to the tallest peak in the land SET THE LETTER ALIGHT sing a hymn as the ashes are blowwn dowwn the mountain pass finally fuckin do us all a favvor and FLING yourself off the cliff then and ONLY then wwill i entertain the notion of apologizin also fuck you and your ugly dead lusus
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WHAT THE FUCK EVER. I'M COMING TO ERIDAN WEEK. IN SPIRIT OR SOMETHING ASININE LIKE THAT, SINCE I OBVIOUSLY CAN'T UP AND TROT NUB IT THE HELL OVER. #ERIDANWEEK