Orphaner Dualscar
@calamitousArmada
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#nsfw fuck: idk prolly a lot of ppl. the rlly hot hal tht purrs. the dilf squad i hav amassed wiht my pathetic swag. marry: uc annot tie me down. prolly janey :3 kill: idk prolly a lot of ppl again
Vwould the DILF squad be all at once, or vwould they be takin turns?
fuck: ii gue22 liike karkat?? he2 the only one who wouldnt let iit fuck up our friiend2hiip marry: aradiia obviiou2ly kiill: vrii2ka #n2fw
A Wvantas is a good option for pailin. Real vwarm.
is girlsmell hot or no please be honest it wont hurt my feelings (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Yes.
i realize i have worded a post about being a bit redundant in how i message people in a way that makes people think i'm annoyed i'm mirthful. i'm quite happy!
8e careful vwith that M vword. It usually summons the vwhole fuckin circus.
Dualscar likedand pited my chit. I need to lay downnnnnnnn. #substances #nsfw #trustmeitreallyis
Is that all it takes for you? I'd be impressed, if it vwasn't a little sad. Vwe gotta get you pailed.
i think i coudl im a lotta lady
I'll take his spot, since he can't handle all that.
need him 2 grab my hair supr hard w/ both hands n his claws diggin in my scalp n force my head down on it til i choke #nsfw
Is "him" someone specific or are you lookin for wvolunteers.
M3 moth3rfuck3r, h3llo?
I don't usually extend a inwvitation to you purples, but I got a bulge for you each. Learn to share.
Ill 2har3 my hand2 with your t33th
I doubt your hands are big enough for all ninety of them. You're vwelcome to try, pretty boy.
Bro id w3ar you th3 fuck out g3t outta h3r3
It remains a curious oversight that so many mistake The Orphaner for a pir8te, failing to recognise the legal Empirical servitude of his status as a priv8teer.
Priwvateering turned piracy after the vwhole excommunication ordeal. Can't a guy svwitch career paths?
pov im in the gym trying to work out and mmy form is so bad and im so inexperienced and dont know what the fuck im ddoing and sum other guy there is super jacked and impressive and better and he points at me and laughs like "lmao. look at this fucking wimp. lmao." #nsfw #silly
I get the feelin that you liked that.
ohgj do you think ???????
I do. Don't vworry, though. There's plenty a vways to exercise an burn some calories outside a the gym.
// Hopefully, the other Dualscar's see this If your Dualscar was human what would he be? I write mine as Scottish/Italian (inspired by a good friend of mine), I know it's popular to see him as Italian as well.
((Crotian for me, but Cronus and Eridan as Crotian/Chinese cause of their mom.))
// That's fun! I write Dual as Scottish/Italian (with a hint of African descent, and Cronus and Eridan as half brothers, Cronus black with Dual's mix, and Eridan as Scottish/Italian and whatever his mom would be. Black causes I'm black, and I shove it in everything I can. Croatian is very fun tho I love that!
((There was a big group of hit-for-hire pirates in Crotia back in the 16/17 century, which is where it came from! Chinese for the other two because of Zheng Yi Sao. I like pirate history.))
Don't listen to him. Keep it outta yer pants. I'm lookin.
fuck the sprog gin ye want aint interestit i thon.
my type is anyone able to wreck my fuckin shit ngl
Fascinating.
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Is he still aliwve.
flirtin w the ppl on my feed but onyl in my midn bc i am Nawt Doin Tht
Giwve it a shot. I'm sure you're a natural.
Ye got a laugh out of me vwith that. Keep it up, you'll hawve ewveryone svwoonin in no time.