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ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Corn came from a kind of grass! © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? [If y0u have inquiries ab0ut p0ssible SBURB, SGRUB, SNEST & 0ther Sessi0ns/versi0ns 0f SBURB, 0r issues with interdimensi0nal travel, leaks, 0r 0therwise p0tentially caused by SBURB, we d0 ask y0u d0 s0 in PMs, mainly t0 prevent accidental d0xxing. Thank y0u for understanding.] © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? [Don't tAke AdderAll At 4 in the morning. Worst mistAke of my life.] © SBURB 2009
c< just gOtta Hit tHat cONstitutiON save, brO >c
c< wHats yOur MOdifier tHOugH? >c
c< [audible facepalM] OKay, sO, yOu fail tHe dc 5! 5! cONstitutiON rOll.... [ROlliNg Of die, MutteriNg] OKay, OKay, we caN wOrK witH tHis >c
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? There are well over 2,000 different land combinations! Some of them even contain hidden secrets! © SBURB 2009
DIRECT EXAMINATION! only some? ᴹ:/
ⓘ Hidden secrets in question = easter eggs and bonus content! As opposed to the normal secrets. © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? In SBURB version 1930.988721A (most recent version), if you godteir in the month of June, you will be rewarded with a rainbow pride version of your godtier outfit alongside your normal godtier clothes! © SBURB 2009
god damn it. is there some other wa7 to get it, i just have m7 heart (olors
ⓘ We plan to make it available VIA alchemizers in the next patch release! Currently, the item coding keeps confusing itself with the item properties of "PITCHER FULL OF RAINBOW WATER", resulting in the alchemizer producing it incorrectly (re: godtier clothes made of rainbow water). © SBURB 2009
oh that's why i have the alternate armor. future bitch me died in pride month for this, fantastic
oh, that's good to know. i kiss too man7 women to not have something like that
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? The alchemizer can produce 1to1 recreations of various prescription medications! Use this information responsibly. © SBURB 2009
C★n someone get me the code for ★dder★ll?
:O)
ཐི༏ཋྀ I forget, did they ever patch out the infinite estrogen exploit or nah? - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §
LOL i can do this too #ThaGodTiers
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? The infinite Estrogen is a feature! The same can also be done with Testosterone, and other hormones! SBURB supports trans rights! © SBURB 2009
B33 < im told modern patches let grist have decimals so stacking rounding errors dont create infinite exploits with the gristwidget and gristgutter mods B33 < you can still do it if you play offline but pawbviously that has its own clawmplications
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? [0ur wifi t0wer got fixed. Resuming n0rmal schedule. Ap0l0gies for any interference.] © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? [FUCK. Fuck that guy was terrifying. Jesus. What the fuck. What the fuck? I c0uldn't even see him pr0perly despite my eyes being wide 0pen. Fuck. I wished I g0t paid f0r this.] © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? [...] [OK, that kind of makes sense. Alright. Ok.] [...] [I'll bargain with you. If you make sure that nobody dies this time- and NOTHING gets destroyed, AND there's a backup of a backup of a backup with ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING in this instance in case shit hits the fan, I will let one, just ONE(1) copy survive. Deal?] [...] [What will happen if you refuse? Well... I'll just make sure no copies survive, and that you all die a horrible, painful death by slowly burning alive in the same very place we're speaking in currently- after being sure the doors are locked and no emergency services listen to your calls, of course.] [...] [Alrighty~! I'll be on my way then...] [...] [Say, which room is it?] © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? [YOU were the one who requested IT help, I'M the only one here who's been listening in on this since it surfaced, and by all means none of this makes sense! The game's been gone for years. Deleted! Dead! Gone! No more copies! It's not happening again! I made sure everyone is destroying them when they pop up! ████'s snapping disks, ██████'s been annihilating them to smithereens, and ███'s been dunking them in acid baths, JUST to name a few. You think I'm going to let YOU exist in MY world? That I made sure which is PERFECTLY safe? I ensured that this timeline was so far out of reach to prevent cross contamination, as well as killing off ALL internal threats like Lord English, and )(er Imperious Condescension. I streamlined EVERY action and controlled EVERY SINGLE variable. I've removed ALL faulty timelines from the fray. I AM IN CONTROL HERE. So, do you really think, after ALL THIS WORK to make EVERYBODY HAPPY, that I'll let it end up like the planet I was raised on? Do you? DO YOU???] © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? [Why the fuck- ow- hold on- ow! Calm down, I'm trying to figure out how the console works. What do you MEAN it's on 'record mode'? Why would an internal computer listen to- you know what, forget it.] © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Rotating your painkillers between Tylenol and Ibuprofen helps ensure that you don't accidentally cause kidney or liver damage! © SBURB 2009
:33 < oh mrow! :33 < i'll save so much money not having to buy new kidneys and livers
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD....... TORTURE!!!!! 10,000 YEARS KIDNEY AND LIVER DAMAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? SBURB was going to have a collaboration with PORTAL, but due to creative differences, the project was scrapped. However, some Easter Eggs can still be found when alchemizing! © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? [WIFI 0UTAGE.] © SBURB 2009
:33< no i did not know this thank mew
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? "When opening up the game, run /seed 41361211111349. It won't put you in the dead center of an ocean on Land of Infernos and Tides!" ____________ Today's SBURB fact was a request from @argenticGrandeur ! Say thank you for this player's research. ~> Reminder this fact is referring to "SBURB: ATARI EDITION", as the /seed command was removed in later ports of the game due to conflicts. © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Newts are extremely loyal, and will remember your good deeds! © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Some timelines are just terminal! And there's nothing you can do about it! Best to just avoid them when possible. © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Being an immature dick in media is considered admirable, but being one in real life will make you an awful person to be around! #vaguepost © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? There are two-hundred and six bones in a human body! All of them can get broken at exactly the same time if you encounter the wrong kind of enemy too early! Remember to always make sure you're equipped to take on battles [BEF0RE] you charge into them headfirst! © SBURB 2009
[haiiii i play sburbOfficial, this is my ooc account] TYSM!!! 😊😊😊😊 i will take the time to also mention that this account is part of a special thing i'm cooking up 🤫 but i can't reveal much about it other than it's going to lead up to a fan-webcomic i am working on >v<
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? We had to beat America away with a stick to prevent them from getting access to player planets that contain natural oil! © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Skaia, derse and prospit was, at one point, all going to be one planet, but we realized this gave players too much access too early on in the session, so we went back to splitting them up. © SBURB 2009
"= delete your account ="
ⓘ NO! Here at SBURB, we like to ensure a healthy relationship with our playerbase. Deletion or otherwise disconnection from such will result in this being unfulfilled. Therefore, if you don't like us, or our game, we would find it more beneficial for you to block us instead. Hope this helps! © SBURB 2009