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THANKS F0R PLAYING 0UR GAME!
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? There are two-hundred and six bones in a human body! All of them can get broken at exactly the same time if you encounter the wrong kind of enemy too early! Remember to always make sure you're equipped to take on battles [BEF0RE] you charge into them headfirst! © SBURB 2009
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ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? We had to beat America away with a stick to prevent them from getting access to player planets that contain natural oil! © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Skaia, derse and prospit was, at one point, all going to be one planet, but we realized this gave players too much access too early on in the session, so we went back to splitting them up. © SBURB 2009
ⓘ NO! Here at SBURB, we like to ensure a healthy relationship with our playerbase. Deletion or otherwise disconnection from such will result in this being unfulfilled. Therefore, if you don't like us, or our game, we would find it more beneficial for you to block us instead. Hope this helps! © SBURB 2009
ⓘ D[0] YOU KNOW? Why is [0UR] notifications broken? © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Forces can only oppose each other if they want to! © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? There are classpects that nobody has seen yet! © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? BOONDOLLARS was developed long before cryptocurrency and is in no way meant to replace or be exchangeable with other forms of currency. © SBURB 2009
ⓘ A VERSION OF SGRUB = Yes! LAMER = No! Both games are of the same quality! One just has a G in the name while the other does not! Hope this helps! © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? One of our [EMPL0YEES] is now [BANNED] from making "Deez Nuts" jokes. © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Skaia and the dreaming planets were originally going to be inspired by the theoretical 4D chess, but this idea was eventually scrapped to make things more understandable for the playerbase. © SBURB 2009
Draconian, Dignitary, and Droll were the only Ds the Creators could manage.
ⓘ In production, yes. But with recent Developments, we now have even more Ds! Such as, [DS NUTS!]. ... Quiet, you. © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? CHUNGUS. BIG BIG CHUNGUS. CHUNGUS. BIG BIG CHUNGUS. © SBURB 2009
ⓘ NO! You're [STUCK] with us! And if you're [H0ME]... C= © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? SGRUB was not the first session! © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? [H0W D0 I TURN THIS THING 0FF???] © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? The only way to prevent a game of SBURB is to ensure nobody ever interacted with it in the first place! © SBURB 2009
ⓘ [WE W0ULD LIKE T0 AP0L0GIZE F0R 0UR EARLIER MESSAGE. HERE AT SBURB, WE LIKE T0 ENSURE THAT ALL INDIVIDUALS 0F DIVERSE IDENTITIES ARE ACC0UNTED F0R. H0WEVER, DIRECT REFERENCE T0 INTERC0URSE WAS UNNECESSARY IN THE C0NTEXT 0F THAT P0ST. WE PR0MISE T0 0NLY REFER T0 IT WHEN SUCH T0PICS C0ME UP FR0M N0W 0N.] © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Gay sex! © SBURB 2009
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ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? The loading screen can loop! © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? It is not impossible to have 2 aspects! It is also not impossible to have 0 aspects! © SBURB 2009
do you have to be a sprite to have two aspects? /\___/\ (ⓛ ⓛ)ଲ
ⓘNo, but it is more likely to happen that way! © SBURB 2009
hold on, how can one have two aspects withoUt being some sort of fUsion?
ⓘMulti-aspected individuals are a very rare circumstance! It does not happen in most timelines! SBURB's [ASPECT] system is based upon the [PERS0NALITY] player, and some individuals do not [FIT] under these arbitrary definitions. It was encoded like this to cover these possibilities! © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Dead time players are not a good thing to see in your timeline! Erased time players are a worse thing to see in your timeline! And a session without time players is a doomed session! © SBURB 2009
ok so when I get my friends together I just have to make sure we have a time player! /\___/\ (ⓛ ⓛ)ଲ
ⓘPlease be sure to take an accurate [LUNAR SWAY] and [ASPECT] quiz beforehand, and answer true to [HEART]. Non-SBURB brand quizzes will produce incorrect results! © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Lords, despite being known as one of the most powerful classes, still do have weaknesses, and has an equal chance of dying, even after Godhood! [ALWAYS REMEMBER: Y0U CAME FR0M M0RTALITY.] © SBURB 2009
ⓘ[WE ARE GLAD T0 SEE S0ME0NE ENJ0YING THE INF0RMATI0N WE HAVE T0 0FFER!] © SBURB 2009
coUld yoU perhaps spare some insight on these exact weaknesses? i woUld love to see if there was anything i don’t already know to look oUt for!
ⓘLords [ARE] their [ASPECT]. [LIGHT] can be tricked, [D00M] can be redirected, and the [HEART] can be swayed. We find it less enjoyable (for the playerbase) to give direct answers to this question. © SBURB 2009
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? Players who are destined to be Seers are predisposed to have visions long before their session even starts! [This information is not meant to be a professional diagnosis. Always seek proper medical attention for information regarding possible symptoms of hallucinations.] © SBURB 2009
