Glomer Hicner
@phytophagusPermutation
i work as a Grub entertainer dressed as bart siMpson, that's all there is to know about Me
i envy the trolls who love doinG their job
It pays the bills am I right?
Gee I'm real sorry to hear that! Hope you get a raise soon!
Hmm maybe it's time you look for a new line of work! One that pays the big bucks!
Darn! Well perhaps a "sidehustle" is in order!
Well darn! Sorry I couldn't help you out here!
these Modern day wriGGler toys are just so advanced i swear when i was a wriGGler i played with pencils for all-Mother's sake
>>| you had toys? lucky bastard
>>| feels like .all lusus don't know how to care for wiggler .and .entertain them.
a box fell on My head when i exited My locker nap, now iM covered in Glitter or soMe shit #fMl
i alMost choked on a chip, this world wants Me dead
i should try sMokinG, heard froM Many that it relaxes a troll
)-| Glomer dear I don't thinm you should smoke |-(
> It's not worX it, you know. <
troll bruno Mars is dead?? iM happy i didnt Go to that eridan week event or else i wouldve soMehow died too, rest in peace to troll bruno Mars thouGh he was one hell of a leGend
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(( oh i love this actually ))
HOW MUCH FOR AD SPACE, WHORE. I MUST SPREAD MY MESSAGE.
(( the only time i have ever seen a community so excited for ads to be implemented lol
--) Holy sshit dude, thiss openss a world of money sspending
chay gpt generate me a text or something idk i couldnt think of a good fake prompt
🜂 | Uhuh. 🜂 | Looks like you're trying to tap into premium features...with free-to-play intelligence. 🜂 | I'm a real flesh-and-golden-hued-blood-troll, there, sport. you best keep an eye out for your own actions. they may end up blindsiding you. 🜂 | On both sides. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #ByteHODLR #PleaseDoNotActuallyFuckingDoThis
all i do is coMplain here but the people? they love it
Gets to a point i start wonderinG if all-Mother even exists
finally off work, i hope i dont fall asleep on My way hoMe
just found out My boss has an account on here, iM so done for
i once Met My boss' Matesprit, he was so polite what does he see in her?? she is like his polar opposite froM My view
i think i can catch a sMall break for once, i cant deal with this job any lonGer i need to kill Myself. i wouldve said 'i need to kill My boss' but she soMehow has a bonded Matesprit so i cant do anythinG
NEVER / KILL / YOURSELF! / ─┼─── APOLOGIES / I / DON'T / KNOW / WHAT / ELSE / TO / SAY / BUT / IF / YOU / BELIEVE / SPEAKING / WITH / A / ROYAL / COULD / PERSUADE / YOUR / BOSS / TO / BE / A / LITTLE / LESS / OF / A / BASTARD / PLEASE / LET / ME / KNOW! / ─┼───
OH! / ─┼─── WELL / THAT / SUCKS / I / HOPE / YOU / GET / A / BETTER / JOB / SOON! / ─┼─── :( / ─┼───
i hate beinG soMe sort of a work slave
Gorey topics are coMinG up on My feed and i dont know how to feel about that
thinkinG about rewatchinG the siMpsons aGain
)-| May I rewatch the series with you~? |-(
sumtimes, i wish rainbowdrinkerz were real, cuz if my cutie pa2tie matesprit wuz 1, i wuld let her sink dose little fangz in2 me and make sure she is full cuz y wuld u let dem go hungry? it'z just bad optics xP #gore (?)
i hate how little sleep i Get, i work all the tiMe, day and niGht it starts to take a toll on My Mental health you know?