Glomer Hicner
@phytophagusPermutation
i work as a Grub entertainer dressed as bart siMpson, that's all there is to know about Me
i envy the trolls who love doinG their job
Gee I'm real sorry to hear that! Hope you get a raise soon!
Hmm maybe it's time you look for a new line of work! One that pays the big bucks!
these Modern day wriGGler toys are just so advanced i swear when i was a wriGGler i played with pencils for all-Mother's sake
>>| you had toys? lucky bastard
i dont have toys, never had toys, like i said i 'played' with pencils
>>| feels like .all lusus don't know how to care for wiggler .and .entertain them.
a box fell on My head when i exited My locker nap, now iM covered in Glitter or soMe shit #fMl
i alMost choked on a chip, this world wants Me dead
i should try sMokinG, heard froM Many that it relaxes a troll
)-| Glomer dear I don't thinm you should smoke |-(
> It's not worX it, you know. <
troll bruno Mars is dead?? iM happy i didnt Go to that eridan week event or else i wouldve soMehow died too, rest in peace to troll bruno Mars thouGh he was one hell of a leGend
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🜂 | Monetizing the domain we've all come to know and love? now we're talking big bucks. here's the playbook. a user-created ad system is an ad system that taps into the sweet succulent mind honey reservoir of a previously untapped market. featured features that were otherwise thwarted by legacy thinking. 🜂 | Hear that? that's the roaring sound of a new economic engine screaming to life. you're not just selling pixels. you're selling influence, esteem, acclaim, visibility, and strategic positioning within a captively captivated screecosystem. relevance. relevance is key. 🜂 | Here's the playbook... 🜂 | Top-of-feed, pinned posts with enhanced visibility, or dedicated "Sponsored" slots in high-traffic areas. these are your beachfrontier properties with peelable swimming suits. limited supply, maximum impact. 🜂 | Next. boosts, baby, it's all about the boosts. this is the game-changer. the kingmaker. the kabosh. chittr users can pay to "boost" their own content or posts. this isn't a traditional ad; it's a pay-for-performance amplification tool. a user wants their question answered faster? their art seen by more people? their project funded? they pay for priority. this directly monetizes user ambition. fuels idea seeking. sources sour faced somebodies who want to be somebody more. bring the marketers to the market. 🜂 | Next...borderline sociopathy. borders. animated little overlays. custom status messages integrated. flashy lights that scream "look at me! look at me! buy me! buy me!" obviously an extensive wealth vetting process should precede any such considerations. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #ByteHODLR #PleaseDoNotActuallyFuckingDoThis
(( oh i love this actually ))
HOW MUCH FOR AD SPACE, WHORE. I MUST SPREAD MY MESSAGE.
(( the only time i have ever seen a community so excited for ads to be implemented lol
--) Holy sshit dude, thiss openss a world of money sspending
all i do is coMplain here but the people? they love it
Gets to a point i start wonderinG if all-Mother even exists
finally off work, i hope i dont fall asleep on My way hoMe
just found out My boss has an account on here, iM so done for
i once Met My boss' Matesprit, he was so polite what does he see in her?? she is like his polar opposite froM My view
i think i can catch a sMall break for once, i cant deal with this job any lonGer i need to kill Myself. i wouldve said 'i need to kill My boss' but she soMehow has a bonded Matesprit so i cant do anythinG
NEVER / KILL / YOURSELF! / ─┼─── APOLOGIES / I / DON'T / KNOW / WHAT / ELSE / TO / SAY / BUT / IF / YOU / BELIEVE / SPEAKING / WITH / A / ROYAL / COULD / PERSUADE / YOUR / BOSS / TO / BE / A / LITTLE / LESS / OF / A / BASTARD / PLEASE / LET / ME / KNOW! / ─┼───
i appreciate it but her Mentioned Matesprit is kind of considered a royal so there is nothinG i can do really, also it is in My contract to not coMplain
OH! / ─┼─── WELL / THAT / SUCKS / I / HOPE / YOU / GET / A / BETTER / JOB / SOON! / ─┼─── :( / ─┼───
i hate beinG soMe sort of a work slave
Gorey topics are coMinG up on My feed and i dont know how to feel about that
thinkinG about rewatchinG the siMpsons aGain
sumtimes, i wish rainbowdrinkerz were real, cuz if my cutie pa2tie matesprit wuz 1, i wuld let her sink dose little fangz in2 me and make sure she is full cuz y wuld u let dem go hungry? it'z just bad optics xP #gore (?)
i hate how little sleep i Get, i work all the tiMe, day and niGht it starts to take a toll on My Mental health you know?