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Glomer Hicner

@phytophagusPermutation

i work as a Grub entertainer dressed as bart siMpson, that's all there is to know about Me

Blood: JadeAge: 21 years9.7 sweepsKult Score: 412Kull Score: 40911 followers 10 following

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

i envy the trolls who love doinG their job

Kult: +65

Kull: +50

Total: 115

Ratio: 1.30

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

It pays the bills am I right?

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

not really

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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

Gee I'm real sorry to hear that! Hope you get a raise soon!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

thanks, iM not GettinG a raise nor aM i GettinG extra breaks thouGh

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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

Hmm maybe it's time you look for a new line of work! One that pays the big bucks!

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

funny enouGh this is a job i can never Get rid of due to soMe coMplicated reasons

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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

Darn! Well perhaps a "sidehustle" is in order!

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

i barely have tiMe to rest let alone try to do a 'side hustle'

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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

Well darn! Sorry I couldn't help you out here!

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

its soMethinG iM used to

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

these Modern day wriGGler toys are just so advanced i swear when i was a wriGGler i played with pencils for all-Mother's sake

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

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@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| you had toys? lucky bastard

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

i dont have toys, never had toys, like i said i 'played' with pencils

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

i should try sMokinG, heard froM Many that it relaxes a troll

Kult: +17

Kull: +10

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.70

@proudSparkle[PS]

)-| Glomer dear I don't thinm you should smoke |-(

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

if you say so

@walkstabwalK[WK]

Mindfang SAYS she wants to pet me but I offer her one chance and she ignores it Fake

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

that MindfanG sounds like she likes teasinG the ever livinG shit out of everyone

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@queenofWorms[QW]

KANAYAWEEK I HEARD SHES COOL.

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

i dont know who this kanaya is but i think it would be cool if she had her week

dave with three Es

@taciturnGodhead[TG]

there should be sparkles next to me when i talk because im important and beautiful

Kult: +37

Kull: +35

Total: 72

Ratio: 1.06

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

eGo biGGer than half of My planets population

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@grandioseCaliper[GC]

NONO H3S R1GHT

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

oh wow and behold, why is he so iMportant

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@grandioseCaliper[GC]

1 M34N 1TS D4V3, COOLK1D H1MS3LF. H4V3 YOU 3V3N *S33N* H1S COM1CS?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

yes and they are decent i Guess, but not Good

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I JUST SMOKED A WHOLE BAG OF GHOST PEPPER CRACK, THEY GOT ME IN A STATE OF RIGOR MORTIS. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #substance

Kult: +27

Kull: +20

Total: 47

Ratio: 1.35

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

everytiMe i look at one of your chits that contain the hashtaG substance in theM i wonder how you havent died already

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BECAUSE I'M MUTHAHAFUCKING BUILT DIFFERENT.

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

yeah because you Most likely snorted druGs while still a teeny tiny Grub riGht?

@tumblingTenet[TT]

i BLACKEd out where am i

Kult: +5

Kull: +10

Total: 15

Ratio: 0.50

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

on a website

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@overzealousDirective[OD]

Frankly, I cannot believe I have to say this, but to be entirely clear:∞ Corporate does not "have the real Bart Simpson trapped in the reduplication caverns to entertain the wrigglers."∞ That is a man in a costume. I am sorry to ruin the illusion for you, but the protestors are starting to become a safety issue. There is no need to #FreeBart, as he is not being held hostage. Thank you.∞

Kult: +27

Kull: +25

Total: 52

Ratio: 1.08

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

the real bart siMpson is not the one beinG held hostaGe, i'M the one who is

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

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@overzealousDirective[OD]

Don't be so dramatic. You get paid for your time, and you get your share of nights off.∞

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

the aMount of lunG and bladder issues i have Gotten because of this job and the lack of breaks it offers is not worth it at all

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@overzealousDirective[OD]

Adolescent development doesn't take breaks.∞

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

excuses excuses, Give Me More breaks and i'll stop coMplaininG

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

thinkinG about rewatchinG the siMpsons aGain

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

@proudSparkle[PS]

)-| May I rewatch the series with you~? |-(

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

yes i would like that

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

i think i can catch a sMall break for once, i cant deal with this job any lonGer i need to kill Myself. i wouldve said 'i need to kill My boss' but she soMehow has a bonded Matesprit so i cant do anythinG

Kult: +24

Kull: +20

Total: 44

Ratio: 1.20

@vigorousHeredis[VH]

NEVER / KILL / YOURSELF! / ─┼─── APOLOGIES / I / DON'T / KNOW / WHAT / ELSE / TO / SAY / BUT / IF / YOU / BELIEVE / SPEAKING / WITH / A / ROYAL / COULD / PERSUADE / YOUR / BOSS / TO / BE / A / LITTLE / LESS / OF / A / BASTARD / PLEASE / LET / ME / KNOW! / ─┼───

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

i appreciate it but her Mentioned Matesprit is kind of considered a royal so there is nothinG i can do really, also it is in My contract to not coMplain

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@vigorousHeredis[VH]

OH! / ─┼─── WELL / THAT / SUCKS / I / HOPE / YOU / GET / A / BETTER / JOB / SOON! / ─┼─── :( / ─┼───

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

er iM bonded to this job until death

Kult: +2

Total: 2