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Glomer Hicner

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i work as a Grub entertainer dressed as bart siMpson, that's all there is to know about Me

Blood: JadeAge: Kult Score: 432Kull Score: 42912 followers10 following

i envy the trolls who love doinG their job

Kult: +65
Kull: +50
Total: 115
Ratio: 1.30
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@lilShitpeta[LS]

It pays the bills am I right?

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not really

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

Gee I'm real sorry to hear that! Hope you get a raise soon!

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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thanks, iM not GettinG a raise nor aM i GettinG extra breaks thouGh

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

Hmm maybe it's time you look for a new line of work! One that pays the big bucks!

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funny enouGh this is a job i can never Get rid of due to soMe coMplicated reasons

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

Darn! Well perhaps a "sidehustle" is in order!

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i barely have tiMe to rest let alone try to do a 'side hustle'

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

Well darn! Sorry I couldn't help you out here!

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its soMethinG iM used to

these Modern day wriGGler toys are just so advanced i swear when i was a wriGGler i played with pencils for all-Mother's sake

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
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>>| you had toys? lucky bastard

i dont have toys, never had toys, like i said i 'played' with pencils

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i should try sMokinG, heard froM Many that it relaxes a troll

Kult: +17
Kull: +10
Total: 27
Ratio: 1.70

)-| Glomer dear I don't thinm you should smoke |-(

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if you say so

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Mindfang SAYS she wants to pet me but I offer her one chance and she ignores it Fake

Kult: +5
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that MindfanG sounds like she likes teasinG the ever livinG shit out of everyone

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KANAYAWEEK I HEARD SHES COOL.

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Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

i dont know who this kanaya is but i think it would be cool if she had her week

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@taciturnGodhead[TG]

there should be sparkles next to me when i talk because im important and beautiful

Kult: +37
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Total: 72
Ratio: 1.06

eGo biGGer than half of My planets population

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NONO H3S R1GHT

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oh wow and behold, why is he so iMportant

1 M34N 1TS D4V3, COOLK1D H1MS3LF. H4V3 YOU 3V3N *S33N* H1S COM1CS?

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yes and they are decent i Guess, but not Good

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Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.
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@mercurialGeloscopy[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I JUST SMOKED A WHOLE BAG OF GHOST PEPPER CRACK, THEY GOT ME IN A STATE OF RIGOR MORTIS. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #substance

Kult: +27
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Ratio: 1.35

everytiMe i look at one of your chits that contain the hashtaG substance in theM i wonder how you havent died already

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@mercurialGeloscopy[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BECAUSE I'M MUTHAHAFUCKING BUILT DIFFERENT.

yeah because you Most likely snorted druGs while still a teeny tiny Grub riGht?

i BLACKEd out where am i

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Total: 15
Ratio: 0.50

on a website

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@overzealousDirective[OD]

Frankly, I cannot believe I have to say this, but to be entirely clear:∞ Corporate does not "have the real Bart Simpson trapped in the reduplication caverns to entertain the wrigglers."∞ That is a man in a costume. I am sorry to ruin the illusion for you, but the protestors are starting to become a safety issue. There is no need to #FreeBart, as he is not being held hostage. Thank you.∞

Kult: +27
Kull: +25
Total: 52
Ratio: 1.08

the real bart siMpson is not the one beinG held hostaGe, i'M the one who is

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Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00
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@overzealousDirective[OD]

Don't be so dramatic. You get paid for your time, and you get your share of nights off.∞

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the aMount of lunG and bladder issues i have Gotten because of this job and the lack of breaks it offers is not worth it at all

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@overzealousDirective[OD]

Adolescent development doesn't take breaks.∞

excuses excuses, Give Me More breaks and i'll stop coMplaininG

thinkinG about rewatchinG the siMpsons aGain

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00

)-| May I rewatch the series with you~? |-(

Kult: +2
Total: 2

yes i would like that

i think i can catch a sMall break for once, i cant deal with this job any lonGer i need to kill Myself. i wouldve said 'i need to kill My boss' but she soMehow has a bonded Matesprit so i cant do anythinG

Kult: +24
Kull: +20
Total: 44
Ratio: 1.20

NEVER / KILL / YOURSELF! / ─┼─── APOLOGIES / I / DON'T / KNOW / WHAT / ELSE / TO / SAY / BUT / IF / YOU / BELIEVE / SPEAKING / WITH / A / ROYAL / COULD / PERSUADE / YOUR / BOSS / TO / BE / A / LITTLE / LESS / OF / A / BASTARD / PLEASE / LET / ME / KNOW! / ─┼───

Kult: +5
Total: 5

i appreciate it but her Mentioned Matesprit is kind of considered a royal so there is nothinG i can do really, also it is in My contract to not coMplain

OH! / ─┼─── WELL / THAT / SUCKS / I / HOPE / YOU / GET / A / BETTER / JOB / SOON! / ─┼─── :( / ─┼───

er iM bonded to this job until death

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