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Glomer Hicner

@phytophagusPermutation

i work as a Grub entertainer dressed as bart siMpson, that's all there is to know about Me

Blood: JadeAge: 21 years9.7 sweepsKult Score: 412Kull Score: 40911 followers 10 following

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

i envy the trolls who love doinG their job

Kult: +65

Kull: +50

Total: 115

Ratio: 1.30

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

It pays the bills am I right?

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

not really

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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

Gee I'm real sorry to hear that! Hope you get a raise soon!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

thanks, iM not GettinG a raise nor aM i GettinG extra breaks thouGh

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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

Hmm maybe it's time you look for a new line of work! One that pays the big bucks!

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

funny enouGh this is a job i can never Get rid of due to soMe coMplicated reasons

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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

Darn! Well perhaps a "sidehustle" is in order!

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

i barely have tiMe to rest let alone try to do a 'side hustle'

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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

Well darn! Sorry I couldn't help you out here!

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

its soMethinG iM used to

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

these Modern day wriGGler toys are just so advanced i swear when i was a wriGGler i played with pencils for all-Mother's sake

Kult: +20

Kull: +20

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.00

@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| you had toys? lucky bastard

@jadedTransgression[JT]

> I wonder what counts as "toys" for this statistic...

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

i dont have toys, never had toys, like i said i 'played' with pencils

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| feels like .all lusus don't know how to care for wiggler .and .entertain them.

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

a box fell on My head when i exited My locker nap, now iM covered in Glitter or soMe shit #fMl

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

i alMost choked on a chip, this world wants Me dead

Kult: +16

Total: 16

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

i should try sMokinG, heard froM Many that it relaxes a troll

Kult: +22

Kull: +15

Total: 37

Ratio: 1.47

@proudSparkle[PS]

)-| Glomer dear I don't thinm you should smoke |-(

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@sweetTorment[ST]

> It's not worX it, you know. <

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

if you say so

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

troll bruno Mars is dead?? iM happy i didnt Go to that eridan week event or else i wouldve soMehow died too, rest in peace to troll bruno Mars thouGh he was one hell of a leGend

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

all i do is coMplain here but the people? they love it

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

Gets to a point i start wonderinG if all-Mother even exists

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

finally off work, i hope i dont fall asleep on My way hoMe

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

just found out My boss has an account on here, iM so done for

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

i once Met My boss' Matesprit, he was so polite what does he see in her?? she is like his polar opposite froM My view

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

i think i can catch a sMall break for once, i cant deal with this job any lonGer i need to kill Myself. i wouldve said 'i need to kill My boss' but she soMehow has a bonded Matesprit so i cant do anythinG

Kult: +24

Kull: +20

Total: 44

Ratio: 1.20

@vigorousHeredis[VH]

NEVER / KILL / YOURSELF! / ─┼─── APOLOGIES / I / DON'T / KNOW / WHAT / ELSE / TO / SAY / BUT / IF / YOU / BELIEVE / SPEAKING / WITH / A / ROYAL / COULD / PERSUADE / YOUR / BOSS / TO / BE / A / LITTLE / LESS / OF / A / BASTARD / PLEASE / LET / ME / KNOW! / ─┼───

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

i appreciate it but her Mentioned Matesprit is kind of considered a royal so there is nothinG i can do really, also it is in My contract to not coMplain

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@vigorousHeredis[VH]

OH! / ─┼─── WELL / THAT / SUCKS / I / HOPE / YOU / GET / A / BETTER / JOB / SOON! / ─┼─── :( / ─┼───

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

er iM bonded to this job until death

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

i wish i had More spare tiMe in My life

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

i hate beinG soMe sort of a work slave

Kult: +17

Total: 17

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

Gorey topics are coMinG up on My feed and i dont know how to feel about that

Kull: +2

Total: 2

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

thinkinG about rewatchinG the siMpsons aGain

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

@proudSparkle[PS]

)-| May I rewatch the series with you~? |-(

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

yes i would like that

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

i hate how little sleep i Get, i work all the tiMe, day and niGht it starts to take a toll on My Mental health you know?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

My boss is the Most borinG yet the Most strict troll i have ever Met

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

first rule of troll life: never be too soft

Kult: +19

Kull: +10

Total: 29

Ratio: 1.90

@disturbedAperture[DA]

♰ be soft. enough. so that they may underestimate you :) ♰

Kult: +15

Total: 15

Capt. Ganset Kixmin

Try to be soft and not soft in various degrees. It'll thro≈ them off.

@phytophagusPermutation[PP]

i dont have enouGh iconic MoMents

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

all my moments are iconic cause my ass is too

Kult: +10

Total: 10