Dyrick
@jadedTransgression
> I want it on record that I was tricked into this. \\ he/him
> For all my issues with the caverns, it is still nice to see others from my caste on here.
jade pride baybeee
Always nice to see fellow Jades other than my cloister!
> Oh fuck he actually remembered he has an account here. I DIDN'T MEAN DO THAT NOW.
I could conveniently forget once more. But where's the fun in that?
> I am going to gut you like the fish you are.
That involves being able to catch me. ⛤re you up for the challenge? I won't make it easy for you.
> I am deciding you meant am I offering to cook for you, and the answer is no.
> One of these nights he'll forget to forget about his account on here.
> I think the cobalt finally realized that I’ve been treating them the same way their caste treats the rest of us.
> The stupidity is as boundless as it is amusing.
> You are some absolutely fucking delightful flavor of monstrosity.
> Seadwellers trying to worm into my good graces because I posted about how highbloods are intolerable is just fucking pathetic.
xx TRUUUU! SUM PPL JUST DONT KNO HOW TO READ A ROOM LOLOL xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
> The pity reacts are a level of condescending that makes me nauseous.
xx ZOMG YEA IM LIEK SO GOOD AT READING PPLS VIBES ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ ) xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
A wo+rd o+f wisdo+m: this will beco+me a co+mmo+n o+ccurrence. Be insufferable no+w lest they believe they are winning.
> Messiahs grant me patience because if they grant me strength I’m going on a killing spree that nobody could stop.
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you happen to find yourself in legal trouble after some kind of spectacular killing spree and in need of representation, i know a guy
> I have only met three tolerable highbloods in my life, and one of them stopped being tolerable because he was a coward too afraid to break away from the assigned role of his caste. What a short list.
> You’re not on the fucking list of tolerable highbloods, seadweller.
</3: How Sad! I Am Sure You Would Quite Like Me If You Got To Know Me Darling!
</3: I Understand, Many Of My Caste Are Quite Egregiously Rude,,, But I Assure You Darling, I Am Very Much Not In Agreement With The Majority Of Their Actions,,,
> Why is it that half the time I look at this cursed fucking site, I see people thirsting over the rest of my caste?
...freaks acting freaky on the freak website? completely and utterly unheard of. this is going to make front page news, i tell you. ~~0o
The repulsive ho+rro+rs o+f being seen as exo+tic and tabo+o+.
> It gets a little irritating to see people thirstposting over jadebloods all the time, fucking sue me.
> The joys of being a rare hue and getting fetishized for it. My fucking favorite.
...hey, i'm not *disagreeing*, but at some point you have to stop being surprised there's a deceased mournbird in the meal sack. start biting and swinging or don't. ~~0o
> “Surprised” would be an achievement that would require I hadn’t ever been online before I hit adulthood.
> Who is the weird bright green alien?
I AM MANY THINGS. AN ARTIST. INVESTOR. SLAYER OF HATERS. HAVER OF BAD ASS FIGHTS. WRITER. KILLER OF SEXUAL SNAKES. HAVER OF DEAD SISTERS. CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED. AND. MOST IMPORTANTLY. THE GREATEST ARTIST, EVER TO GRACE THIS WEBSITE. AND INDEED. LIFE IT SELF. IN SHORT. I AM #THE MAN. BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
> Maybe *I* should get into a situationship. For…reasons.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Terrible idea. ]
> Things that will never happen part eight thousand five hundred fifty seven.
Dignitary I Loathe Fairly.
DILF is a vulgar slang acronym for "Dad I'd Like to F**k," referring to a sexually attractive middle-aged man or father. Modelled after "MILF," it describes men, often celebrities or strangers, deemed desirable by younger people. While typically used in a flirtatious or objectifying manner, it can sometimes be used in a humorous context.
> I can just sit here and watch you all scroll on by. My favorite one is watching the teal desperately seek validation and praise from highbloods. You amuse me.
WHICH TEAL? THE ZESTUM BELIEVES HE COULD MAKE A COMPANION OUT OF THIS ONE!
> I almost feel bad. Almost. You’re the teal, so unfortunately you’d need a cloning machine. Or a mirror. The latter is somewhat unwieldy.
So what I’m hearing is that there’s demand for a portable cloning machine..? Interesting.