Jade V. Harley
@gardenGnostic
Fuckin PUPPY
I'm deeply concerned for my son....i swear this boy is going to literally be the death of me one day....
Me when I ★m Kronos
i dont usually post, (Because of work Related Things!) but how do you guys like my green house? i finally finished cleaning up after Last months accident and i think it looks great! https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/e0/2e/d7/e02ed79f4367ccfdc41a9782a5d26c9a.jpg
woah! you did such a good job
Thank you!! it was a real pain in the ass to clean up, but i think it went well!
i think its relatively green! The Large Pond is for my frogs and their Fish friends!
[|87 :: What a lovely botan;cal shelter, you have done qu;te well!
thank you! theres a lot of pretty Aquatic plants, like Lotuses and Lilly pads my frogs seem to really enjoy!
I Am Quite Partial To Frogs Myself They Can Make For Good Omens In My Experience
Why's my son crying?.....Did something happen?
Ken got hated into the fucking earths core. i ain't interfering
I apologize in advanced for my sons actions....Please understand he's normally a Good boy, he just makes Bad boy Choices....
You fucked the God of time and Bullshit. What did you HONESTLY Expect???
Every so often i'll catch my son Devouring a Package of Ground beef or Raw chicken like some kind of Feral Child....i mean i get it but like....should i be concerned?
is there some other way to devoUr meat other than feral and Unchained? if so i’ve never heard of it!
its called "The Craving" For a reason
i mean i watched one of my sons break into a whole thing of rocky road today so i get it
Uh earlier today. He's usually so calm(and sleepy a lot lol) so it was really funny seeing him go wild on it. He then complained he had a tummy ache and whined on the ground.
ohhh....poor boy...Also that sounds a Lot like my son! if he's not Causing some kind of chaos and Getting into some kind of trouble, he's usually Asleep! Sometimes im thankful when his Narcolepsy kicks in, but yeah....I hope your sons okay, jack!
Oh hes good. Hes sleeping right now but that is nothing new there. Probably getting forced into a tea party by his sister. You have a son?
Oh hah just the one. I have 13. It's uh Long story And yeah i think i seen him time to time here
I have a Doctorate in Physics, A Master in Advanced Nuclear Physics. a Master in Marine Biology, a Doctorate in Botany and a Master in Advanced Aeronautics Engineering...and yet The Job market is a Baren wasteland...
Have you tried stabbing
I have found that is a very good way to get what you want though Money doesnt grow on trees
POINT OF ORDER! if you can get your Juris Doctorate too and pass the bar my firm has open positions for (paid) interns and junior associates
it suddenly occurred to me that.....there's quite a lot of Paradox children that carry my genetics! in any case, Hi! Hello! Please don't feel scared to ask me anything if you need it!
Fun Fact!: Birds Can and often Enjoy Hemp Oil! The birds in Daves Office seem to really Enjoy a few drops mixed with their food
dAaAaAaAmN, i AiN't KnOw ThE tWeEtY bItChEs WeRe AlL dOwN wItH tHe TaStE oF tHe BeAsTeR! pErChAnCe MiGhT bE a PoSsIbIlItY tHaT a MoThEr FuCkEr PaRt FoWl ThE wAy We BoTh Be FlY & hIgH. :o) HONK
That Statue thing just snapped my Boys neck.....
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> 0h FUCK d1d 1t????
> PEANUT WHAT THE FUCK MAN WHY'D Y0U D0 THAT
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Yes, i'm very well aware my son has no filter...He gets it from his dad
anyone expecting a strider to have a filter clearly knows nothing about striders
i get it from everyone in the family. Literally NONE of us have a filter, Except maybe you and Aunt Rose
i cleaned my house, Finally! also the site went down? what happened?
my b4d. #myb4d
To all of those who's been bitten by my son within the last 24 Hours, Don't worry, he's up to date with his Shots
how many other jades have kids??
*Shits lmao
at least two
no idea!, but from what i'm understanding, its not all that Uncommon
Being a parent isnt for everyone, i learned that the hard way when my Sob Began to teethe on things like The furniture
oUrs does! lovely girl named deejay.
If anyones in cantown, could you please keep an eye out for a Lime green Ford F1-50. Time sensitive btw!
that was me. you won't be getting it back.
lImE grEEn? what the fuck do you nEEd a truck in that cOlOr for
My son wont stop screaming about the "10ft tall Metallic Humanoid" in the backyard, But every time i check i see nothing? can anyone help?
S̷t̸a̵n̸d̷ ̴f̵a̴s̵t̸,̷ ̶g̶o̷o̴d̴ ̶F̴a̸t̷e̴,̶ ̸t̶o̵ ̵h̶i̴s̵ ̸h̵a̶n̴g̸i̶n̸g̷.̷ ̷M̷a̵k̸e̴ ̴t̵h̵e̴ ̸r̶o̶p̸e̶ ̸o̶f̸ ̴h̴i̴s̷ ̸d̶e̶s̶t̶i̷n̸y̸ ̷o̵u̸r̷ ̴c̷a̴b̷l̶e̶,̵ ̸f̵o̴r̷ ̴o̶u̵r̶ ̵o̶w̴n̵ ̵d̸o̶t̵h̶ ̸l̶i̶t̵t̶l̷e̷ ̵a̸d̵v̷a̵n̴t̸a̷g̵e̴.̴ ̶I̴f̷ ̵h̴e̶ ̴b̵e̵ ̶n̵o̴t̵ ̷b̸o̵r̴n̵ ̷t̵o̷ ̴b̴e̸ ̸h̷a̴n̶g̸e̸d̶,̶ ̵o̵u̶r̸ ̵c̵a̴s̷e̶ ̸i̸s̷ ̶m̴i̷s̷e̴r̵a̶b̶l̸e̸.̸
well...He's a Bit of a Handful...Though i'm sure he just gets it from me. He's got blonde hair like his dad!
oooh! did he get the thing where his dog fur parts are black instead of white? my ruby got that and i dont understand why it happens like on a genetic level? but its soooo cute!
Ironically his furs yellow! plus With the way he acts sometimes, i cant help but often compare him to a Golden retriever puppy!
OHHHH MY GODDDD I LOVE HIM!!! please let him know, if hes old enough to grasp the multiverse stuff. otherwise just give him a kiss for me
Awwh thank you! and to be fair he's a pretty smart kid! i just wish he'd actually apply that knowledge into something less....Destructive? I'm still trying to set my garden back up after last weeks Incident
sounds like hes a menace! im just glad ruby channels her temper into sports
she plays "sportsball" which is basically old earth soccer, except the goalies get to block the goals with great big hammers
Do Trolls have a concept of Werewolves? Since Rainbow drinkers are Vampires an all...
But what if, purrhaps, we didn't manifest more werewolfery into the world? Mrrrrrrr....
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Ask an oliveblood, sounds like it's their kinda thing. ]
D♡ y♡u mean s♡lbeasts?? ᯓ★ˎˊ˗
BITE PEOPLE. JUST DO IT
normally i'd have much more self restraint. but somedays just....test my patients
-[>Wörking ön getting this döne
on it boss!