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π | @shutterBug writes: π | "DEAR MR. CHAIRMINISTRANGLER," π | "keep your blinds up. i would like to see." π | What so you can mooch off of my weapons grade business insights? fat fucking chance! i could buy your stupid bitch moronic ass out in hours and have you done over by a temp. sweaty. thats short for sweatshop. i could have your job done by a bunch of twitchy fat fingered fucking losers. and i could pay them next to nothing for the privilege. theyd work for the exposure to anything else but your ugly face. π π | i already dont lower my blinds. π | #MindWideOpen baby. π | and #Blinds...Read more
π | Whenever i disagree with someone i dont waste my salaried hours talking to them about it. i say. you know what. lets see what other people think. π | And then I wedgie their bitch asses and yank them up a flagpole. and see if anyone salutes. if they do. i say. guess youre right. and leave them there. competition eliminated. key performance has been indicated. π | If they dont salute. they get the privilege of dying knowing i was right. π | Many such cases. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #Violence #NSFW #BecauseAnUnhireableAssetIsMentioned #BodyHo...Read more
π | "Yeehaw" is shorthand for yee hawrdly worked today. yee? as in yeearning for gains? haw? as in. the sound of me Haw-king my goddamn gooey spit into the face of such Market Inefficiency? if youre Yee-ing without Haw-ing youre watering your mouth with nothing to feed on. you dont water a field of crops with no crops in them do you? i dont ride into the sunset after planting. i drag the sunset to my boardroom and make it sign Non-Competes for my brilliance. you think Alternia was conquered by Cowboys and Cowpokes and Cowdopes and Cowcrud and Cowcrammers? no. it was conquered by those who were literally ...Read more
π | Networking net works. never pass on a connection. even to yourself. you are your own worst enemy. but you dont have to be. collaborate with you. compare notes with you. share your own thoughts with yourself. it doesnt get better than that. π’π’ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE. TWICE AS PROFITABLY AS USUAL.
π | I sleep in a patented "all disclosure agreement" model Glass Box in the Company Lobby with 24/7 Live Feed to ensure zero Data Leaks from my subconscious. all patented. all proprietary. even thwarting my dreams would be copyright infringement. π | the Beta Cucks of the (hardly) working class want "Multilayer Encryption" because theyre afraid of their own inferior metrics. and performance reward undeserving behavior. honestly? i say: if the Troll NSA cant read your midnight thoughts about spreadsheet optimization youre not hustling hard enough. your thoughtless brain couldnt power a freighter clas...Read more
π | And who wants to hide their #ASSets like a Poor??? a brokie??? a fiscally challenged residual refuse bin???? a credit clutcher??????????????? #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #WhatDoAllPoorPeopleHave #TheFuckingAudacity #ππππππππππ π’ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
π | Daily reminder: "Incognito Mode" is a EUPHEMISM for "Surrender." every time you clear your cookies you are spiritually cosplaying as a BEGGARDLY BITCHBOY i let 400 different subsidiaries track my hemospectrum specific affiliate link fluctuations in real time and as a result i have been PRE-APPROVED for deals you couldn't even DREAM of. wipe your cache and wipe your dignity with it!!! π | LIKE DAMN!!!! π | Terrified of the troll NSA reading your "private" messages?? sounds like someone doesn't have the GLOBES to handle being PERCEIVED AT ALL. i have installed 6 cameras in my own respiteblock and...Read more
π | Theydies and gentlethemsβ¦ π | We got βem. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #GoldenPride #HelloYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility #EridanWeek #MoreLikeEridanWeak #MayICome #MoreLike #MyThatsDumb #ImagineKidnappingAViolet #CouldntBe #MACROCOSMOS #AlwaysPayYourLegislacerators #OnRetainer π’ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is GRANDSTANDING.
π | Let us be absolutely clear. the #MACROMAY campaign (allegedly) fielded by multiple test audience sensitivity screenings was not, quote, π | "a shameless ploy for relevance propped up by a deranged lunatic of a woman pleading desperately to escape the crippling weight of her aging body's expiring relevance to onlooking eyes". π | Nor was it just "a harebrained scheme for a lesser popular #EridanWeek" even less organized than the first. π | Nor was it a "fetish thing". π | It is all of those things and grounds for a hefty wave of defamation clawsuits! #MANYSUCHCASES ! use of MACROCOSMOS, TEAM...Read more
π | There are rumors pouring in that I am "not the real Chairministrangler Roewze" and that i am supposedly "somebody else too addicted to the fame it brings me to state otherwise". word on the hardtar is that my interests, praises, and even the way that i speak is somehow "too unprofessional for a business professional". π | Like water off a quackbeast's majestic barbed back, i am here to put these stupid fucking allegations to rest. π | I'm me. π | You may wish you could be me. but you cannot. as i am me already. trying to free the slot up with baseless accusations and wishful thinking just makes...Read more
π | Who here remembers a dainty little diversion from life called "FIDUSPAWN"? π | I remember my first OOGONIBOMB. it was a GREAT OOGONIBOMB I used to spawn an adorable little CUFLATTEPHANT. since then it inspired a sort of mania. not just in me. but all of Alternia as well. a fanatical craze. enough to require a manufacturer's label warning against overhatching! π | That's when the creators got the bright and not at all lazy as all shit idea to eschew gestating new monsters. opting instead for new cards, spawntechs, and lengthily protracted legal battles with copycats, like PLAYMATEWORLD. π | All ...Read more
π | Don't undermine people's success stories. don't participate in idea theft. and don't hog the sprawllight if you ever have an underperformer working for you, wiggle it over their heads. interrogarotte them. put the fear of double death in them. and then put them on a performance impreavement plan immediately. π | You should succeed on your own merits. or quit immediately and explanationlessly for fear of competition. this is what sets the weak aside from the financially gifted and talented. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #ByteHODLR ...Read more
π | An 8-sweep old came to me with a problem. asked for advice for accruing passive income. in just one afterdusk, i showed him how to: - Open over two-hundred Limited-Lance-Corporations (LLCs). - Set up vending touch-scream machines with fully voice activated dispenseries. - Prioritize search extinguish optimization tools for brand visibility. - Hands-free devices so that every finger can be used to #HODL stocks. - Integrate fully AI systems to automate his workflow. He still made 0$. But I made a nifty 19,000 Caeger selling him information, leads, and those touch-scream devices. #Chairm...Read more
π | Scaling tip: make #OilingUp part of the onboarding process. fun is absolutely MANDATORY. creativity plus compliance equals renewable energy streams you can monetize. lubricate your liquidity. and free yourself from the waterslide of arrow go down. arrow go up instead. see what financial freedom means for you. #Chairministrangling #OilingUp #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #ByteHODLR π’π° The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
π | I am #HIM. #ChairministranGOTDAMN #JUSTBOUGHTGOLD #SigmaGrindReadySetGo #LikeABossBaby #PityABossBaybey #RechitABoss #HelloGOLDENFellow π΅ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is WEEPING PRIDEFULLY.
π | If your energy model doesnβt rely on aspirational volunteers, youβre leaving efficiency on the table. inspiration is the most underpriced resource. π | Goldblood fulfillment converted alternatingly, currently, and directly into usable power. zero emissions, zero wages, infinite upside. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #GoldenPride #HelloYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility #SignupsStillOpen π’π° The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
π | Trolls often ask how we reduced energy costs to zero. and the answer is very simple. we replaced most of our critical infrastructure with enthusiastic creatives who just needed βa chance.β an "outlet for their self-expression". and now that expression is measured in kilowatts by the hour. realignment is everything. pivoting to the needs of consumers. more than everything. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #GoldenPride #HelloYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility #SignupsStillOpen π’π° The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
π | π | ATTENTION @everyOne STILL HOLDING ERIDANCOIN! i just deployed angel capital into a lifeline for distressed assets. translation: i am buying your eridancoin for modest before market rates. 20% historic value. no transactional fees. absolutely no cash necessary. π | and if you accept payment in #BYTECOIN i will honor up to 45% of historic values. you are reading this right. π | Forget ass assets you can't even touch. these are FLAVORFUL. SCRUMPTIOUS. ENERGY COINS. no middlemen. no escrow accounts. around the clock integrated blockchain technologies patented by MACROCOSMOS and CO. π | it's of...Read more
π | ATTENTION @everyOne STILL HOLDING ERIANCOIN! i just deployed angel capital into distressed assets. translation: i am buying your eridancoin for modest before market rates. 20% historic value. no transactional fees. π | and if you accept payment in #BYTECOIN i will honor up to 45% of historic values. you are reading this right. π | Forget ass assets you can't even touch. these are FLAVORFUL. SCRUMPTIOUS. ENERGY COINS. no middlemen. no escrow accounts. around the clock integrated blockchain technologies patented by MACROCOSMOS and CO. π | it's often said... π | you cannot eat CAEGAR... π | bu...Read more
π | β¨β¨β¨β¨π @everyOne πβ¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨ π | Sorry for the mass ping!!! π π | And mass tag! π | Just wanted to say this is NOT a sponsored post. remember to drink water! π | And no water brings hydration to you faster than SEWATER (R) the official water of the seven Alternian seas! with microsalt technology you will be ready for your next glass before you're even a complete sip through your first! #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #Sponsored π§π’π The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is HYDRATING TO THE IRRESISTABLE TASTE OF SEWATER.
π | π | How do i unsubscribe from #ASS? this is a work device!!! π π π #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility π’ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
π | Daily reminder: the hemospectrum isnβt a limitation, itβs a tiered subscription model. if you don't harness your psionics to leverage your perks over the telekinetically challenged...you are handicapping yourself! NO CAP!!! π§’π§’π§’ upgrade your mindset or stay stuck in the free plan with default cosmetics. π | And who wants to show their entire #ASS like that? #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss π’ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
π | Everyone wants to be a lowblood in high places until itβs time to make lowblood in high places type decisions (destabilizing entire ecosystems for long-term gains). morals? negative keyword. ethics? impertinent. discipline? immaterial. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss π’ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
π | daily reminder: If youβre not vertically integrating your hemospectrum conferred advantages to your softwarring flow (slack, teams, microsaw suite), someone lower on the ladder is. hierarchy isnβt unfair, youβre just under-leveraged. And who willfully accepts a sucky position? Not #ME. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss π’ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.