#mayicome
If someone was culled for every unsuccessful and/or financially disastrous advertisement campaign, no one would have any eXecutives left. It's just the way of business. That being said, our budget mangledger was obviously taken out back. #Finance #BudgetCuts #MacroMay #MayICome - MC Oleana
🜂 | Theydies and gentlethems… 🜂 | We got ‘em. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #GoldenPride #HelloYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility #EridanWeek #MoreLikeEridanWeak #MayICome #MoreLike #MyThatsDumb #ImagineKidnappingAViolet #CouldntBe #MACROCOSMOS #AlwaysPayYourLegislacerators #OnRetainer 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is GRANDSTANDING.
Hello, all. It is with a heavy heart that we must announce - #MacroMay is being postponed indefinitely, for now. We must sadly pull back, and reassess our company's finances due to some steep legislacerator fees we have uneXpectedly accrued. We apologize deeply for this. We know there was a lot of eXcitement building around the event. We are as frustrated as you must be. #MayICome - MC Oleana
🜂 | Let us be absolutely clear. the #MACROMAY campaign (allegedly) fielded by multiple test audience sensitivity screenings was not, quote, 🜂 | "a shameless ploy for relevance propped up by a deranged lunatic of a woman pleading desperately to escape the crippling weight of her aging body's expiring relevance to onlooking eyes". 🜂 | Nor was it just "a harebrained scheme for a lesser popular #EridanWeek" even less organized than the first. 🜂 | Nor was it a "fetish thing". 🜂 | It is all of those things and grounds for a hefty wave of defamation clawsuits! #MANYSUCHCASES ! use of MACROCOSMOS, TEAM...Read more
- EXCELLENT PLAY, MA'AM! YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN! #MayIComme #MacroMay #PleaseRehire #Please #P,lease #Please
#MayICome was an advertisement the whole time. Do you realize what this means. WE'VE ALL BEEN RSVP'D FOR #MACROMAY.
ive held my tongue too long. Eve<yone i? a?king #mayicome in?tead of knowing WHY they mu?t come. #comefo<he< #oleanane<ium #bo??bitch(but <e?pectful bitch)
【 Alright. You all have been good little bottomfeeders, and I think you've indulged me enough. So I will #Release your pathetic seadweller and his singing fool for you. You may carry on with your tiring #EridanWeek. And I look forward to seeing you all in #MacroMay. #MayICome? #WEAreComing #MacroCullsmos #Sponsored #Advertisement 】
I've come to make an announcement: @marquiseMindfang is a bitchass motherfucker. I posted that I was agreeing to meet with her because she challenged me to call her out to her face. Asked for a time and place. No reply. Just a hate react. No one is surprised by this turn of events. Anyway #MayICome and all that. I'm probably going to scroll #nsfw for a bit.
eatin #grubcorn that Nepeta gave me furrrom off the floor, watchin Troll Bruno Mars get flung around like a ragdoll #MayICome #eridanweek mew~ y'know he kinda deserves it for making us wait so long furrr his purrrfurrrmance mew~ 💖✨
- #MayIComme #DontCareIfYouLetHimmGo #JustWantToSeeAPowerfulWommanWinning
Owwwwww! #EridanWweek #MayICome
PLEEEASE HELP HIM #MayICome
maybe if we get them to swing him faster they will llose their grip and free him on accident #mayicome
I ?UPPO<T OLEANA <IGHT? AND W<ONG? EXCEPT ?HE CAN DO NO W<ONG! #MAYICOME #YE?WECAN!!!! @oleande<?upe<nova #eve<ythingfo<he<
They're hurting me (HURTING ME) Swwinging me (HURTING ME) #MayICome #EridanWweek
TH3Y 4R3 SP1NN1NG TR0LL BRUN0 M4RS L1K3 4 C3NTR1FUG3 #M4Y1C0M3
> oh my fuck1ng god 1 ju2t f1gured 1t out the #may1Come ha2htag add2 u2 to a macro co2mo2 ma1l1ng l12t 1t2 a fuck1ng market1ng ploy you can 2top po2t1ng 1t now <
tHEY'RE SPINNING HIM, bY HIS ANKLES, iT LOOKS KIND OF FUN, aCTUALLY, bUT NOOOOOO SAVE HIIM!!!!!!! #eRIDANwEEK #mAYicOME
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1s th1s guy gett1ng off on us typ1ng #may1come... 1t k1nd of sounds l1ke they are... #nsfw?
Bruno is on hiz own I cant help him #MayIcome #Eridanweek
【 Tick tock, #EridanWeek. I'm feeling the anticipation. Are you? #MayICome 】
Oww oww oww, OWwWwWwWw, ooh! (Uh) #MayICome
(Uh) Julioh HELP ME (HELP, GIRLLLL) #MayICome #EridanWweek
will chIttIng this sAvE my fUckIng lIfE???? plEasE??? #mayicOmE
theyre hurting him!!! HE CANT TWIRL LIKE THIS U MONSTERS!!! #MayICome
FUUUUCK WE NEED TO SAVE BRUNO #MayICome
the ONLY wway to savve eridan and bruno mars is to submit to one a my signature sad handies #eridanwweek #mayicome #nsfww
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! The suspect behind the kidnapping of Eridan Ampora is DEMANDING #MayICome be spammed as much as possible to possibly SPARE the life of the star of #eridanw33k?! Also, GRANDMA GAMGAM may be joining Troll Jerma985 among the death count. Gamgam is fucking DEAD! https://i.imgur.com/KfoJYre.png
I think as easy as it would be to just let the seadweller lose his eyes. Do we really want that. Should we not wish for his safety the way the Sufferer wished for us all to be saved from this hell. Maybe it all starts with this one good turn. #MayICome
Um. Right well Happy Trans Day of Visibility! And also er #MayICome ?
Ugh. Guess I'm gonna do my part to save Troll Bruno Mars. #MayICome
You hideous fucking reprobate. You will not get away with this. ABSOLUTELY NO ONE is going to post #MayICome at your behest. You will be captured and summarily EXECUTED FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE PANTHEON.
> oh 2h1t 1 ju2t heard 1t from my veh1cle #may1Come FREE MY GOAT2 <
OH GOD i HOPE tROLL bRUNO mARS, aND ALSO, eRIDAN i GUESS, wILL BE OKAY, #mAYicOME
【 Hello, slackjawed #EridanWeek guests. Would you like to play a game? While you all have been partying and making fools of yourselves, my legislacerators have taken the liberty of grubnapping your precious seadweller - one Eridan Ampora. @caligulasAquarium This troll has inspired a #Movement, but not without making some very fishy business deals along the way. Unfortunately, the party can't go on without him. I'd like to catch and release him, and let you all continue with the festivities. OR I could sell his ganderbulbs on the troll black market, and profit off him the way he has profited off o...Read more
#MacroMay is still tentatively on, and we will be providing more details as the date draws closer. Look forward to it. #MayICome - MC Oleana
35 days and counting left. The clock tiX ever closer, and I can feel your anticipation building. Remember to chit #MayICome for #MacroMay. - MC Oleana
The Carb.o°nated Caravanserai is pr.o°ud t.o° be a part .o°f #Macr.o°May and ann.o°unce #MayIC.o°me @.o°leanderSupern.o°va
- OLEANA PLEASE #MayIComme
An update to #MacroMarch - Due to a scheduling conflict, we are now pushing back the event to May! Spread the word and save the date! Chit #MacroMay and #MayICome to be added to the list for further updates and event planning! - MC Oleana