【 Hello, slackjawed #EridanWeek guests. Would you like to play a game? While you all have been partying and making fools of yourselves, my legislacerators have taken the liberty of grubnapping your precious seadweller - one Eridan Ampora. @caligulasAquarium This troll has inspired a #Movement, but not without making some very fishy business deals along the way. Unfortunately, the party can't go on without him. I'd like to catch and release him, and let you all continue with the festivities. OR I could sell his ganderbulbs on the troll black market, and profit off him the way he has profited off of others. And if that's not enough for you, I've grubnapped Troll Bruno Mars as well! Two for the price of one, what a deal! All I ask for their safe return is that you do me a little favor - Chit #MayICome like lives depend on it. Because they do. The choice is yours, party guests. Will you beg? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/45c95e419319.png 】
you can keep 'im. i do not Zink 'e was necessary to Ze festivities
▼i mean troll Bruno Mars is kinda past his peak anyways so I'm fine with this▲
Rule of thum8; kidnap someone people do not already want gone. You will fetch a pretty caegar that way.
I think as easy as it would be to just let the seadweller lose his eyes. Do we really want that. Should we not wish for his safety the way the Sufferer wished for us all to be saved from this hell. Maybe it all starts with this one good turn. #MayICome
YOU CAN KEEP ERIDAN BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE TROLL BRUNO BACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWEEEE #MAYICOME
\ keep that er1dan guy. but tr0ll brun0 mars d1d n0th1ng wr0ng!! /
!!!!!!!YOURE LIKE IF JIGSAW ANd THE JOKER HAd A CUNTY BABY THIS IS SPECTACULAR KEEP GOING!!!!!!!