🜂 | "Yeehaw" is shorthand for yee hawrdly worked today. yee? as in yeearning for gains? haw? as in. the sound of me Haw-king my goddamn gooey spit into the face of such Market Inefficiency? if youre Yee-ing without Haw-ing youre watering your mouth with nothing to feed on. you dont water a field of crops with no crops in them do you? i dont ride into the sunset after planting. i drag the sunset to my boardroom and make it sign Non-Competes for my brilliance. you think Alternia was conquered by Cowboys and Cowpokes and Cowdopes and Cowcrud and Cowcrammers? no. it was conquered by those who were literally worth their weight in actual gold. 🜂 | Yeehaw to you too, @packageHandler. 🜂 | When youre ready for a real job? ive got some platinum you could chip in on. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #Dashwatching #InvestingInCureePostStock #ErzhixTheUnquestionableQuickFix #MoneyMoneyMoney #UserPosted #Yeehaw #HowsThisFor #Howdy 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
🜂 | 🜂 | Buddy. 🜂 | Nice fucking try. but you couldnt pay me for my elite business grade insights and extensive resume enriching history in shutting the fuck up. 🜂 | And knowing when not to. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #HateABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #Dashwatching #FuckingHowMuchDidWePutInCureePostStock #WhatTheHellImRuined #AbortAbortAbort #JustThrowMoneyAtIt #IdontCare #SellAnything #ThisIsABadLook #DisasterLook #PRNightmare #Wait #JustKidding #IHaveFuckYou #MoneyMoneyMoney #ThatCouldNeverHappen 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
🜂 | Sorry, to hear that, pal! 🜂 | Self-reflection is hard, even for the go-getter big business elites like myself. i cant imagine what it must be like for you addled with your "Cripplin' brain damage". just know that my companies are always disability friendly and compliant with all reasonable accomodation requests! 🜂 | Though i will mention. theres no wheelchair accessible ramp to keep the door from hitting you on the ass on the way out. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #HateABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #Buhbye 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.