Spades Slick
@coffinStuffer
What are you, a fuckin' cop? I don't answer questions.
20 days in the fucking hole. Just for cutting off a jackass's finger. Draconian rules
What the fuck do you mean there's a casino that no one is actively heisting. Why. How. This is ridiculous. I need to get out of prison immediately. #casinonight
Do you, now? Would you like some assistance, my Spades?
Droog, does the bleach and plastic sheeting used to cover up a scene count as a business expense
not who you w∆nted but I'm pretty sure if its been bought solely for business oper∆tions it would count ye∆h
What about profits from extortion, blackmail, and protection rackets? Does that fall under the taxes of income or monetary donations to a 501c
not super sure on th∆t, to be honest id prob∆bly just err on the side of c∆ution, even if it me∆ns p∆ying t∆x on something you might not h∆ve h∆d to better th∆t th∆n getting investig∆ted for fr∆ud
I fucking hate having to do my own accounting. Who the fuck decided I had to file taxes on "illegal" business profits.
There's a good reason I don't eat the slop they serve in the prison cafeteria. They because motherfuckers like the jackass that stuck my last runner ends up in it.
There's an edit button. Go to your profile, and it should say EDIT right next to your name on every Chitt.
My profile is perfect. I ain't changing shit. But these fucking typos are gonna make me bust a vessel
You seriously cannot be this dense. https://i.imgur.com/vV9MlsQ.png
Like I said. Black on dark gray. Impossible to see. And I've got one eye. Also, watch your fucking mouth. Ain't above burying another kid alive
I'm almost 30!
The would require me to actually touch you, and I'd rather eat the fucking prison food than get that close to your disgusting gullet
Fun fact about me: shit the fuck up
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Best part of bein in a Columbian supermax is training the hippos to dispose of bodies. No one expects the hippos.
I asked for a drug mule. Not a nine year olds birthday wish. What the fuck.
Ha. I like your chutzpah. How do you feel about crime. Ya wanna do some
Wish I still had the Bitch Queen's smoke holder. We'd made a real splash at the next yard time.
I miss Droog. That Russki had terrible taste in booze, but damned if he couldn't get a job done.
Note to self. Whack this fucking warden.
The toilet alfredo wasn't an April Fools joke by the way. Prison food is absolute shit and I ain't lettin myself be subjected to it
THERE'S TWO OF THEM?!
There were three of us last I saw, but mostly myself and the other one following you are the most "active" on this shithole of a site. Don't know what that says about us, because I don't care for introspection.
Gotta have any semblance of intelligence in that hollow ass head of yours to be introspective. Have you considered killing yourself? I hear that's a guaranteed cure to being a massive bitch.
I see life in prison hasn't made you any less bitter or creative. Almost pitiable if you weren't such a wretched little pissant.
Oh good. Fantastic. Of all the shitheels on here I guess it was bound to happen that the bitch queen herself was still alive and kicking somehow.
Do any of you brats know how hard it is to get bloodstains out of burlap? The fashion allowance in this shithole should be the real crime here.
>>| nah. got spares .of clothing to spend. .and .if .it's get too ripped, just throw them .and steal from someone .else.
Spare clothes is one of the few luxuries I ain't got access to in this bitch of a prison. Last time I had a bespoke Italian suit brought to me, the guards broke the legs of my runner and made him crawl back to his cell. Can't risk losing another.
I gotta be honest. The goons I got under my thumb in this place ain't shit. No kinda respect given the way it should be. "But Slick, you don't speak, read, or understand Spanish" don't fuckin matter. Violence is the only true universal language and I am beyond fluent. I miss the Crew.
Some fools make hooch in their toilets. But I'm a man of class and culture. I make toilet alfredo.
I still got 'bout three hours left to get you dunces to guess when I'm making shit up or not. Wise up, kid.
THE MATTER OF IT BEING TRUE OR NOT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY LESS HEINOUS OF A FUCKING READ.
So do all versions of yous whine this much, or are you a snowflake in a blizzard of originality? Reminds me too much of a kid I knew back before shit went to pot for me.
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, I DON'T TALK TO MY ALTS LIKE THAT. IF THEY DO, GOOD, WE NEED MORE PEOPLE TO COMPLAIN.
I'm reformed and will never kill or sell drugs again. April Fools.
New blood in the guard rotation today. Young guy. Bet he has a family I can threaten to snuggle me in some Scotties.
Who the fuck makes a crime censoring auto correction feature. Absolute horseshit, someone's dying over this.
This place is some fucking time travel bullshit. Isn't it. ISN'T IT?!
Swear to fuck, I don't know why I haven't had the warden of this dump whacked yet. A guy can't even make an honest living running and illegal prison protection ring anymore.
What the fuck is this bullshit. Who preinstalls shit on a smuggled phone