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Spades Slick

@coffinStuffer

What are you, a fuckin' cop? I don't answer questions.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 291Kull Score: 42814 followers5 following
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Diamonds Droog.
Diamonds Droog.
@draconianDignitary[DD]

Getting pushback from somebody for liking their post. Why did you post it, then.

Kult: +42
Kull: +30
Total: 72
Ratio: 1.40

Oh yeah??? It's because it was YOU.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
@itChy[IC]
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Diamonds Droog.
Diamonds Droog.
@draconianDignitary[DD]

You could block me. Or even have something on the post saying for Droogs not to interact.

You think I care what the other Droog's think? It's specifically YOU. Also, I don't block people because I'm not a weak willed little bitch who can't take what people say on social media. Get wrecked, dipstick.

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Diamonds Droog.
Diamonds Droog.
@draconianDignitary[DD]

It's amusing when you get riled up like this. To a point.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Just Fucking kill him.

Droog, does the bleach and plastic sheeting used to cover up a scene count as a business expense

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00

not who you w∆nted but I'm pretty sure if its been bought solely for business oper∆tions it would count ye∆h

What about profits from extortion, blackmail, and protection rackets? Does that fall under the taxes of income or monetary donations to a 501c

There's a good reason I don't eat the slop they serve in the prison cafeteria. They because motherfuckers like the jackass that stuck my last runner ends up in it.

Kult: +57
Kull: +60
Total: 117
Ratio: 0.95
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Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
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@melindaandThemoor[MT]

There's an edit button. Go to your profile, and it should say EDIT right next to your name on every Chitt.

My profile is perfect. I ain't changing shit. But these fucking typos are gonna make me bust a vessel

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Sweet By Another Name
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Lavender Menace
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Hallowhiskers
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Shadow Chittr Money Gang
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Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
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chaku-mun
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@melindaandThemoor[MT]

You seriously cannot be this dense. https://i.imgur.com/vV9MlsQ.png

Like I said. Black on dark gray. Impossible to see. And I've got one eye. Also, watch your fucking mouth. Ain't above burying another kid alive

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Hallowhiskers
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Shadow Chittr Money Gang
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True Opeth Fan
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@melindaandThemoor[MT]

I'm almost 30!

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@blackestQuasar[BQ]

Do better.

Drink bleach

So I gotta make a goon dig a bigger hole, who gives a shit

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@blackestQuasar[BQ]

Perhaps some day you might aspire to make me, Slick.

The would require me to actually touch you, and I'd rather eat the fucking prison food than get that close to your disgusting gullet

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
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Sweet By Another Name
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Lavender Menace
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Hallowhiskers
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Shadow Chittr Money Gang
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True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
chaku-mun
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@melindaandThemoor[MT]

Marry - Fuck - Kill Tilda Swinton - Emma D'Arcy - Cate Blanchett

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
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Marry Swinton, Fuck Blanchett, Kill D'Arcy. Metaphorically. Ain't quite compatible, humans and me.

Fun fact about me: shit the fuck up

Kult: +27
Kull: +25
Total: 52
Ratio: 1.08

SHUT. GOD FUCKING DAMMN IT. DIE.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Shit 🐴😁

Kult: +2
Total: 2
@mapleHoof[MH]

Keep it up and I'll turn you into fuckin glue.

Best part of bein in a Columbian supermax is training the hippos to dispose of bodies. No one expects the hippos.

Kult: +40
Kull: +40
Total: 80
Ratio: 1.00

neiighh!!!!!

@mapleHoof[MH]

Holy shit is that a fucking horse

Kult: +5
Total: 5

neigh! 🐴😁🩷

@mapleHoof[MH]

I asked for a drug mule. Not a nine year olds birthday wish. What the fuck.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

NNEEIIGGHHH!!!!! ⁉️⁉️😡🐴

@mapleHoof[MH]

Ha. I like your chutzpah. How do you feel about crime. Ya wanna do some

Kult: +5
Total: 5

🐴🐴🐴😁😁Kill

@mapleHoof[MH]

Wish I still had the Bitch Queen's smoke holder. We'd made a real splash at the next yard time.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
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@scratchDoctor[SD]

A brief note. You may notice a shift. Nothing dramatic. No grand unveiling. That would be inelegant, even inadequate. Just a gradual realignment to the presentation of myself and my intentions. The manor is still standing. But its doors are opening in ways they did not before. Some of you will find yourselves closer to its innerworkings. I will not. I will be entirely restricted to my penthouse. This is not an unintentional change. This is not a response to danger. I am opting to follow the narrative and my purpose. Neither outcome is accidental. Old structures have proven less reliable as they once were. I am going to begin to favor something more adaptive and responsive. You may interpret that however you like. I expect many of you will. Incorrectly. As for the Felt-- I still will be retaining the name for my new initiative. A branch, if you would, away from the usual militant and criminal behavior. There is no need for someone such as myself to live in that light any longer. Consider this as soft an adjustment as a single degree on your thermostat. Nothing has been taken from you. But not everything will remain where you last saw it. Please do keep up. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4df279d6f052.png

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Fuck I have a lot of killing to do. Might be time to leave my cell behind.

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𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
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@scratchDoctor[SD]

There is no need for barbarism friend.

I'd tell you to eat shit and die, but your stupid head as no mouth in for which to eat the shit.

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♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️
This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
@realtrizzaTethis[RT]

People ψho requested it I did post boob. I kept my promise. #nsfψ https://chittr.ing/profile/realtrizzaTethis/c18efb1c-5f92-4e3a-bc3a-ff9bda384fe8

Kult: +25
Kull: +15
Total: 40
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What the smut

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This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
@realtrizzaTethis[RT]

It's one boob ψeakass.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

It's more titty than I've seen in fifteen years.

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Kull: +5
Total: 7
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THERE'S TWO OF THEM?!

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Kull: +25
Total: 35
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@exiledUniverse[EU]

There were three of us last I saw, but mostly myself and the other one following you are the most "active" on this shithole of a site. Don't know what that says about us, because I don't care for introspection.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

Gotta have any semblance of intelligence in that hollow ass head of yours to be introspective. Have you considered killing yourself? I hear that's a guaranteed cure to being a massive bitch.

Kull: +5
Total: 5