Spades Slick

THERE'S TWO OF THEM?!

Kult: +15

Kull: +30

Total: 45

Ratio: 0.50

Snowman [08]

@exiledUniverse[EU]

There were three of us last I saw, but mostly myself and the other one following you are the most "active" on this shithole of a site. Don't know what that says about us, because I don't care for introspection.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @exiledUniverse[EU]

Gotta have any semblance of intelligence in that hollow ass head of yours to be introspective. Have you considered killing yourself? I hear that's a guaranteed cure to being a massive bitch.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @coffinStuffer[CS]

Snowman [08]

2 days ago

@exiledUniverse[EU]

I see life in prison hasn't made you any less bitter or creative. Almost pitiable if you weren't such a wretched little pissant.

Oh good. Fantastic. Of all the shitheels on here I guess it was bound to happen that the bitch queen herself was still alive and kicking somehow.

Kull: +15

Total: 15

Do any of you brats know how hard it is to get bloodstains out of burlap? The fashion allowance in this shithole should be the real crime here.

Kult: +12

Kull: +15

Total: 27

Ratio: 0.80

Posnah Muulax

@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| nah. got spares .of clothing to spend. .and .if .it's get too ripped, just throw them .and steal from someone .else.

↩ @anxiousTautology[AT]

Spare clothes is one of the few luxuries I ain't got access to in this bitch of a prison. Last time I had a bespoke Italian suit brought to me, the guards broke the legs of my runner and made him crawl back to his cell. Can't risk losing another.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

I gotta be honest. The goons I got under my thumb in this place ain't shit. No kinda respect given the way it should be. "But Slick, you don't speak, read, or understand Spanish" don't fuckin matter. Violence is the only true universal language and I am beyond fluent. I miss the Crew.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Some fools make hooch in their toilets. But I'm a man of class and culture. I make toilet alfredo.

Kult: +30

Kull: +35

Total: 65

Ratio: 0.86

Karkat "Fuse" Vantas

@kantankerousFuse[KF]

I HATE THAT I HAD TO READ THIS.

↩ @kantankerousFuse[KF]

I still got 'bout three hours left to get you dunces to guess when I'm making shit up or not. Wise up, kid.

↩ @coffinStuffer[CS]

Karkat "Fuse" Vantas

@kantankerousFuse[KF]

THE MATTER OF IT BEING TRUE OR NOT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY LESS HEINOUS OF A FUCKING READ.

↩ @kantankerousFuse[KF]

So do all versions of yous whine this much, or are you a snowflake in a blizzard of originality? Reminds me too much of a kid I knew back before shit went to pot for me.

↩ @coffinStuffer[CS]

Karkat "Fuse" Vantas

@kantankerousFuse[KF]

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, I DON'T TALK TO MY ALTS LIKE THAT. IF THEY DO, GOOD, WE NEED MORE PEOPLE TO COMPLAIN.

I'm reformed and will never kill or sell drugs again. April Fools.

Kult: +12

Total: 12

New blood in the guard rotation today. Young guy. Bet he has a family I can threaten to snuggle me in some Scotties.

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

Smuggle. Fuck.

↩ @coffinStuffer[CS]

Dave E. Vantas

@dStrides[DS]

that is the worst typo i have seen so far

↩ @dStrides[DS]

Who the fuck makes a crime censoring auto correction feature. Absolute horseshit, someone's dying over this.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

This place is some fucking time travel bullshit. Isn't it. ISN'T IT?!

Swear to fuck, I don't know why I haven't had the warden of this dump whacked yet. A guy can't even make an honest living running and illegal prison protection ring anymore.

Kult: +5

Total: 5