Spades Slick: "Some fools make hooch in their toilets. But I'm a man of cla…" | chittr

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@coffinStuffer[CS]

Some fools make hooch in their toilets. But I'm a man of class and culture. I make toilet alfredo.

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Karkat "Fuse" Vantas

@kantankerousFuse[KF]

I HATE THAT I HAD TO READ THIS.

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@coffinStuffer[CS]

I still got 'bout three hours left to get you dunces to guess when I'm making shit up or not. Wise up, kid.

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Karkat "Fuse" Vantas

@kantankerousFuse[KF]

THE MATTER OF IT BEING TRUE OR NOT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY LESS HEINOUS OF A FUCKING READ.

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@coffinStuffer[CS]

So do all versions of yous whine this much, or are you a snowflake in a blizzard of originality? Reminds me too much of a kid I knew back before shit went to pot for me.

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Karkat "Fuse" Vantas

@kantankerousFuse[KF]

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, I DON'T TALK TO MY ALTS LIKE THAT. IF THEY DO, GOOD, WE NEED MORE PEOPLE TO COMPLAIN.