The Hatwoman
@twilightZone
Daywalker Exterminator Extraordinaire. Got possession, bad omens? J-- can shoot em up pretty nicely, for a price.
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Dracul fell off, huh. Knew The Hellsing would prevail.
Ya more like a rat gotten stuck J--n a rat trap but alright bucko
J-- ain't watched a movie since a sweep ago. Even J--ust passin the shite put on the ganderbox store has a woman find a white hoofbeast J--n the middle a forest and some shirtless guy comes out to kiss her. Cause that's believable
J-- hate that teeth need so much specific care, the rest a the bones are a lot less maintenance.
Teeth are organs, actually, rather than bones.
I was just letting you know, damn.
J-- wish scalpers a very go fuck yaself.
real!!!!! i’ve been trying to get fiduspaWn cards for so long :{
Funny ya say that cause this post was hatin on the fiduspotchi's, those lil fuckin egg shaped monsters ya can keep on a key chain. Ain't even able to buy one a those for 10 caegars anymore, they the fuckin price of four packs a 12 shotgun slugs which J--s like 100 caegars.
oh i love those!! it sucks that scalprs are basically in evry single fandoM noW and ruining evryone’s WhiMsy especially for trolls Who are little grubs at heart!!! like Me!!! if you are trying to get a fiduspotchi though! i still have an old one i dont pay attention to you dan have! i took out the battry because i aM a trrible lusus to the little gotchi u_u
Yeah damn assholes raise the prices a ammunition too, ain't believe they gone an make a livin out a buyin the whole shop an resell that shite online cause they know people be needin J--t out here. Ya ain't needa do that but J-- can offer a trade. Ain't got much cash but J-- do got the skills a makin knitted key ring sized cholarbear plushes. Ain't tried to do another lusus design yet but J-- could prob try J--t J--f ya got somethin J--n mind
oh you dont gotta do that eithr! i hace anothr one soMeWhre so you can just have it you dont oWe Me anything :3
Bitch better not be gettin pitch #directposting
⛧no one could be more frustrating than you.⛧
What we up doing tolight
Living Extermination meet Daywalker Exterminator. J--m coming for ya little shite.
J-- think J--ts heretical that that game shows a seadweller working a measly fast food service J--ob an J-- give J--t 4 nights before the owner of J--t J--s hunted for sport
Whys his first post tellin everyone how much of a shitgrub at his J--ob he J--s
⛧you dont get paid at all, youre unemployed⛧
J-- have a J--ob thats how J-- put my scuttle on the road dumbass
⛧whats your job then? professional annoyance?⛧
Aww he can't read the first 3 words J--n my bio, did ya even go to grubfeedin shitgrub?
⛧i didnt read it because i had to get right to chewin your ass out for losin your title⛧
My title J--s on me right now, since J-- arrived that shadowlicker ain't even posted eyes on us. Which means J-- win, shame that ya a loser and can't J--dentify when ya J--n the presence of a king
⛧that was so cringy i near fuckin puked please rip your babbletentacle out.⛧
Poltergeists ain't able to vomit which means ya title J--s a fraud, J--ust another flarper wastin everyones time playin pretend
⛧thats just how fuckin terrible it was, you were capable of changing the fundimentals of shit with how horrific your lines are⛧
fundamentals of shit good to see ya finally recognise yaself as the shitstain ya are
Fairies don't exist but he got the spirit
Come outta there J-- got a round shaped obJ--ect that has a timer on J--t that J-- wanna show ya
D --> I shall give my anti-spirit powder recipe for you guys on here as well D --> 2 parts Iron shavings (not steel), 4 parts ground chalk, 3 parts salt, 2 parts uranium (depleted works fine), 1 part silver, 1 part gold, and some ground ginger or turmeric to taste
D --> Oh interesting that didn't work D --> Do you kill things to soak your hat
⍙vV-sO/V\EtI/V\Es. PrEfEr nOt hUnT, cRiTtErS Is fRiEnDs, BuT If nEeD I /V\uSt-Vv⍙
D --> Hm D --> Interesting D --> Do you kill people
⍙vV-sO/V\EtI/V\Es. /V\oStLy iF ˄tT˄Ck fIrSt. IzR˄ nOt hUrTiNg bY E˄TiNg tR˄Sh. BuT So/V\eTi/V\eS HuGh/V\˄Ns b˄d. /V\e˄n.-Vv⍙
D --> Interesting D --> Unaffected by the invocation of the great white throne's word and not openly malicious D --> You are unlike the other powries I have dealt with D --> That is to say not a monster D --> It is nice to meet you then, so long as it's not in any castles I suppose
⍙vV-iZr˄ NoT... nEeD C˄ReLeSs kIlL. eNoUgH De˄d fOr iZr˄ E˄T ˄nD VVeT H˄T. nOt lIvE In c˄sTlE. lIvE In bRiGhT CiTyPl˄cE. vErY NoIsY... sO HiDe iN VVoOdS.-Vv⍙
D --> I am very happy to hear that D --> Please continue to avoid such killing in the future
D --> Stomach ache
Bitch who out here tryin to steal my title
C'mere kid J-- J--ust wanna talk
Well J--m ya successor bitch 👁👁 me kickin ya to a belated grave
⛧youre so weak you let someone take your title⛧
J--'ma about to steal yours by the way J-- fuckin turn ya J--nto a fuckin ghost bitch
⛧only thing you do to me is bore me to death with these comebacks⛧
Anyone else got the unwarranted J--ntrusive thought that when they lay J---n the bath an electric currents gonna travel down the metal tap and electrocute the water ya sittin J--n.
Yeh
❥ I didnt b4, but noധ Iო gonna gεt it εvεry tiოε I go 2 takε a bath!! >A< ｡˚○
i get t)(at but for doin it to ot)(er t)(ins. naturally, i listen wit)(out interruption
c< yup >c
I Can Only Hope.
I Didnt Before Right Now Thanks
This place has existed for like 4 weeks an everynight yall still somehow keep toppin each other on the worst posts J-- damn ever read chart
c< yeaH, tHats HOw tHis site wOrKs, everyONe is cONstaNtly tryiNg 2 cOMpete 4 wOrst pOst ever... My vOte still gOes 2 wHatever tHe fucK eridaNweeK was >c
Not gonna lie the chaotic urge has struck me to take your quirks and J--ust write the most batshit confessions to see what will happen
^^ Glad to see I'm not alone in this. ^^
>>>(False) flag attacks on reputation >>>(Underutilized) in the public's perception >>>(The) machines that last the longest are (Those) built the simplest >>>((We)) do not use the weapons of the enemy, however
J--s a husbandslave a new word for a kismesis what J--s this shite
Alright, well J-- think J--t's time we all start carryin smoke bombs J--n our pockets when we go out at light
Ya know, J-- saw the amount a rusts here an thought why not come and say hey. Then J--mmediately saw the propaganda slave drone, so bye.
c< fair eNOugH >c
The fucks my profile picture gone, J-- done got redacted.
Hi Ms Hatwxman!!! It's likely due tx the hxst link deprecating... There are sxme sites that let yxu hxst images but thxse images stxp displaying after a few days!!!
Guess J--m mannin the damn prize booth for #casinonight again How the hell does a daywalker exterminator end up handin out more plushies than exorcisms