The Hatwoman
@twilightZone
Daywalker Exterminator Extraordinaire. Got possession, bad omens? J-- can shoot em up pretty nicely, for a price.
J--'m hearin there some kinda entities a think they can all an go an up an start a spirit war here. Come here, J-- J--ust wanna show ya how clogged my shotgun J--s. #violence
Are they trying to start another one? Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
What kinda hotpot a horny did J-- fuckin stumble J--nto. #nsfw
Only now bears J--ust came out of hibernation so J--t's probably J--ust hungry, feed J--t vegetation. Don't feed J--t meat cause their digestive track ain't ready to handle heavy foods yet.
This responsible bear posting would make my friend very happy Thank you for your service.
J--'m fine with ya being damn weirdos, but ya fuckin leave the cholarbeasts alone. Some fuck gone an took J--t out of J--ts natural habitat an ya gonna punish J--t for what some shitheel did. #violence
J-- don't go by pronouns, that means you can be J--dentified and J--m skidding through mountain bends from the police.
What moon do ya rep more, the pink or the green
⚇ pink. ⚇ somethin' ain't right bout the green one. ⚇ that's one part of living on alternia i don't miss. ⚇
I kinda like that Temu Pawlexa shaped one. @docScratch
J--s this some sorta new cryptid J-- ain't heard of
This white orb guy gone an got some shades now. He's doin the shadester community a disservice.
The online counter J--s good for when a drone strike happens. Getta see J--n real time how many drop offline J--na drop of a hat.
Yall out here bitchin about vaguepostin like ya know J--f a rust damn spoke their mind to ya face, ya ain't gonna turn them to paste fuck ya, vaguepost be upon ye. #vaguepost
Kinda horrid my first few messages had to fall under #nsfw ain't the bang J-- wanted to all an up an start with but ya all ain't really holdin back on the freak o meter
Why ya gotta get the freaky news reporter to explain what our organs do, damn an J-- bet they typed that with their dungeon leather gloves on too. #nsfw
Keep up them moves, white guy. Ya bringin my sage business boomin.
Why would ya want company that knows ya J--nside an out, ya some kinda faustian bargain riddled with possession. Ya ain't gettin J--n my meatsack. #dashwatching #nsfw
Ya know, J-- read about likin leather gloves and J-- was all up an noddin until the rest a the perverted drivel came a spewin like a clogged artery. Can't even wear gloves to clean up blood anymore an everyone all up an bein damn weird. #nsfw #dashwatching
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Snrk. Hey. It's multi-featured. Helps keep the grip on my Typewriter too alongside all that skitebird drivel. #nsfw ]
Grip on ya typewriter, the hell kinda thins ya doin to J--t? Greasin J--ts keys? J--s J--t haunted from how old J--ts J--oint's are?
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Typewriter's a moniker for my gun. 'Cuz when she fires, she sounds like a typewriter clicking away on a dobby story, y'know? ]
Nicknamin ya guns kinda sweet, J-- really oughta get to doin the same thin with my shottie, but ain't nothin that packs a punch all that well yet. What kinda ya got, some sorta ak?
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Thompson. Custom stock and drum-mag. Got engravings on it and everything. ]
J-- ain't know what the damn deal J--s around ya, but ya sure J--'m gonna be a lookin real hard at whats goin on.