Slylus Mihlug
@justifiablyCatawampus
Musician. Defense Clawyer in training. Titanic transformin' Hemospectrum Squad is my shit. Go check out my band 10x Louder! Grubtube.com/10xLouderBand <> Kadiak <>
{had someone say my chitts are "pale farming" as if you all aren't languishing languidly on the preverbal shitty loungeplank that is chittr. A hivey can't even complain anymore.}
You hhaven't been intentionally pale farming~? Ohh dear~ Please consider doing better~!
{I assure you chittr has only seen the tip of the iceberg that are my rants about various things lol}
{I swear to gog the infrastructure of the surrounding sectors is held together with paperclips and string. I really love bottoming out my scootbuggy on SEVEN POTHOLES while trying to go to work. A+ workmanship there everybody. Really enjoy this fucked up rollercoaster we're all living on rn.}
{AND NOT TO MENTION 90% of the fuckers in my sector can't drive. they just be handing buggie licenses out to anyone. Learn what a fucking blinker is.}
{I Swear to GOG if I have to explain to another motherfucker how to sign and send a PDF file I'm gonna loose my fucking shit in this office.}
me when z0me0ne azkz h0w t0 zend an emai1.
{its like, you mean to tell me you know how to spend 100000000000 hours doom scrolling, but can't type into goregle "how to sign pdf"}
agreed. and n0t thr0ugh the he1m. that iz zti11 azking me. i zwear z0me 0f the tr011z are my age 0r y0unger. thiz iz the z0rt 0f requeztz i expect fr0m ancezt0rz.
{Anybody catches me at the new MMD pre release today I'm not sorry for what you might see. I'm out for blood. That booster box is mine. I can't wait to pull the new etched foils.}
{That being said if we sit down at a table and you're on your palm husktop, I'm eating your opening hand. Take the game seriously.}
It's just a game pal, calm down.
{Hivey if you understood the amount of potential money to be made I think you'd change your tune}
I think I would how much money are we exactly talkin' here because my dipshit partner just blew my emergency funds on money on whores he didn't even end up screwing so I'm very interested right now.
{All the etch foils are sitting at 500 to 600 a piece. This is serious stuff my guy}
Jesus Christ it's days like this where I realize why people become criminals for a reason. My minds eye immediately went to mugging these skinny nerdlingers over these things.
{why do you think everybody comes strifed up hivey. lol}
Good point. It's already a free for all if I make my way there I can take advantage of the chaos if it unfolds in a way that isn't gonna get Redglare tutting at me.
{last rant bout the card shop i swear. if i see another motherfucker open maw cough in my direction without a hint of remorse i'm gonna spin kick them in the breathing tube.}
{i swear to gog if i walk into another card shop and get sucker punched with a wall of *stank* i'm coming back and burning it to the ground. why do you gotta live up to the stereotype? take a shower. #deoderant}
What card game are you playing?
{like seriously just wanna go play cards i don't wanna have to fight for my life on the way *every time*}
it amazes me how many trolls never look into the basics of alternian traffic laws. Do they think they put blinkers on buggies for fun???????
X What the fuck is a blinker? x
NOT POINTING FINGERS. PERHAPS SOME CASTES LACK THE SKILLS. TO DRIVE.
{the little light on the back of the buggie that indicates which way you're turning. They come with a manual.}
{its like they'll give a license to anyone with functioning graspers}
X …are they those blinky-clicky arrows that show up when I accidentally hit the windshield wiper button wrong? x
{highblood i think you need to review the material that came with your transportation device.}
X No x