Slylus Mihlug
@justifiablyCatawampus
Musician. Defense Clawyer in training. Titanic transformin' Hemospectrum Squad is my shit. Go check out my band 10x Louder! Grubtube.com/10xLouderBand <> Kadiak <>
dude i'M thinking 17 beers is NOT good for the troll body actually #substance
{crazy amount of liquid. crazy work.}
...upstairs neighbour is arguing with his pailmate again, cull me now uuuugggGGGHHHH
{Hiveblock living is great isn't it? My upstairs makes drum and bass. and its not even GOOD drum and bass.}
{you're fuckin telling me hivey, I'm all for creatives making whatever but not at fuckin DAYBREAK when I'm trying to SLEEP}
{had someone say my chitts are "pale farming" as if you all aren't languishing languidly on the preverbal shitty loungeplank that is chittr. A hivey can't even complain anymore.}
You hhaven't been intentionally pale farming~? Ohh dear~ Please consider doing better~!
{I assure you chittr has only seen the tip of the iceberg that are my rants about various things lol}
{I swear to gog the infrastructure of the surrounding sectors is held together with paperclips and string. I really love bottoming out my scootbuggy on SEVEN POTHOLES while trying to go to work. A+ workmanship there everybody. Really enjoy this fucked up rollercoaster we're all living on rn.}
{AND NOT TO MENTION 90% of the fuckers in my sector can't drive. they just be handing buggie licenses out to anyone. Learn what a fucking blinker is.}
^^ The legal process one has to dance around, even at my caste, to purchase ownership of imperial vessels is certainly an annoying and pertinent pain in the ass right now. ^^ ^^ /\h... I'm letting myself get emotional. It is as it is. ^^
{you do know how many would just be floating in orbit or on the sea if we didn't have the necessary red tape, right?}
^^ Yes yes, I'm not saying we should disassemble the navy just because of my whims or anything. ^^
^^ Those things aren't really worth the time spent visiting them, honestly. ^^ ^^ Maybe I'm a bit of a "landlubber" but I prefer an opulent sedentary structure to a silly little boat. ^^
{I dunno man I saw one with like 8 hot tubs. I don't think i'd be complaining lol}
{I Swear to GOG if I have to explain to another motherfucker how to sign and send a PDF file I'm gonna loose my fucking shit in this office.}
me when z0me0ne azkz h0w t0 zend an emai1.
{its like, you mean to tell me you know how to spend 100000000000 hours doom scrolling, but can't type into goregle "how to sign pdf"}
agreed. and n0t thr0ugh the he1m. that iz zti11 azking me. i zwear z0me 0f the tr011z are my age 0r y0unger. thiz iz the z0rt 0f requeztz i expect fr0m ancezt0rz.
ATTENTION, FAKE TROLL WEEZER FANS. ONLY REAL TROLL WEEZER FANS HAVE THE GLOBES TO ADMIT THAT THEY LIKE TROLL PINKERTON. THE DIRT. THE GRIME. THE RAW, UNCOMFORTABLE SINCERITY OF IT. THE SWEATY, OBSESSIVE MOLDTHOUGHTS THAT CAN ONLY FESTER IN AN ARTIST'S PONDERSPONGE WHEN THEY'RE TRAPPED IN A DORMBLOCK AT TROLL HARVARD WITH ALL THE WALLS AND WINDOWS PAINTED BLACK. IT IS THE MUSICAL EQUIVALENT OF A BRACKISH, PULSATING FUNGAL COLONY OF EMOTION. AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
{Anybody catches me at the new MMD pre release today I'm not sorry for what you might see. I'm out for blood. That booster box is mine. I can't wait to pull the new etched foils.}
{That being said if we sit down at a table and you're on your palm husktop, I'm eating your opening hand. Take the game seriously.}
It's just a game pal, calm down.
{Hivey if you understood the amount of potential money to be made I think you'd change your tune}
I think I would how much money are we exactly talkin' here because my dipshit partner just blew my emergency funds on money on whores he didn't even end up screwing so I'm very interested right now.
{All the etch foils are sitting at 500 to 600 a piece. This is serious stuff my guy}
Jesus Christ it's days like this where I realize why people become criminals for a reason. My minds eye immediately went to mugging these skinny nerdlingers over these things.
{why do you think everybody comes strifed up hivey. lol}
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{Justice is very important. I support this.}
•ᴥ- nothing like the spread of misinformation. -‿- -ᴥ•
{unfortunately thats very common on a platform like this lol. truly tragic.}