Paul Blart
@tacticalGlutton
Mall Cop
To rectify missing a Trans Day of Visibility sale, the mall is now offering FREE HRT medication for a limited time. Show this chitt to the Glaire's employee to redeem your #COUPON. All redemptions come with a complimentary soft pretzel from Lusii Anne's.
I would've made great security for #EridanWeek if someone bothered to invite me. If I was there, Troll Bruno Mars would still be alive.
you are my favorite person on chittr now
It truly is a shame the h9sts did n9t have the f9resight t9 hire s9me9ne wh9 seems as pr9fessi9nal and well put-t9gether as y9u.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HOLY SHIT. HOLY MUTHAHAFUCKING SHIT.
To whoever parked their Silver Trollyota Camry by the front entrance of the mall, get #TOWED for being 5 minutes over the designated parking time.
The POTUS has blocked me and is spreading slander by assuming my political affiliation. As the ex-husband of an immigrant and the father of a POC LGBTQUIA+ daughter, I am NOT under the MAGA cult. I serve one man. His name is JESUS.
i fucking knew paul would never work for that piece of shit god bless you paul blart
I am glad you are sticking to your values, Mr. Blart. Your words are truly inspiring.
Oh boy, I hope everyone is conducting themselves in an appropriate manner on here.
Fuck you r3nt-a-f3d I do what I want
If you could just keep looking at your phone for me while my friend DOESN'T steal something behind you.x