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Paul Blart

@tacticalGlutton

Mall Cop

Blood: IndigoAge: Kult Score: 259Kull Score: 21911 followers0 following
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Scarab Lord Rose B. Lalonde
6 months ago
Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
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Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Nuka Cola CAPitalist
Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Naptime, or watching Paul Blart 2. Hmmm.

Kult: +40
Kull: +20
Total: 60
Ratio: 2.00
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Caspertame
6 months ago
YUCKY PENNY
This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.
Unraisinably Hated 100K
This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
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This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.
i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
@chillerAficionado[CA]

Fall asleep watching Paul Blart 2

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Kanaya Maryam-Lalonde
6 months ago
Patron
A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
@grimAuxiliatrix[GA]

Take A Nap Darling

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Paul Blart
6 months ago
@tacticalGlutton[TG]

My opinion may be biased.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Tavros Nitram
6 months ago
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A user of established repute
transgender
love yourself
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
@adiosToreador[AT]

i LIKE THE SCENE WITH, tHE BANANA,

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Paul Blart
6 months ago
@tacticalGlutton[TG]

To rectify missing a Trans Day of Visibility sale, the mall is now offering FREE HRT medication for a limited time. Show this chitt to the Glaire's employee to redeem your #COUPON. All redemptions come with a complimentary soft pretzel from Lusii Anne's.

#coupon
Kult: +25
Kull: +15
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.67
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June Egbert
6 months ago
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transgender
love yourself
@ghostyTrickster[GT]

hrt?

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Paul Blart
6 months ago
@tacticalGlutton[TG]

Hormone Replacement Therapy :)

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June Egbert
6 months ago
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A user of established repute
transgender
love yourself
@ghostyTrickster[GT]

what's that?

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Paul Blart
6 months ago
@tacticalGlutton[TG]

I would've made great security for #EridanWeek if someone bothered to invite me. If I was there, Troll Bruno Mars would still be alive.

#eridanweek
Kult: +52
Kull: +15
Total: 67
Ratio: 3.47
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Dave E. Vantas
6 months ago
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@dStrides[DS]

you are my favorite person on chittr now

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Paul Blart
6 months ago
@tacticalGlutton[TG]

Thank you, random citizen.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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YUNG JUGG
6 months ago
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Murder-Go-Round Mofo
Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
@mercurialGeloscopy[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HOLY SHIT. HOLY MUTHAHAFUCKING SHIT.

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Paul Blart
6 months ago
@tacticalGlutton[TG]

To whoever parked their Silver Trollyota Camry by the front entrance of the mall, get #TOWED for being 5 minutes over the designated parking time.

#towed
Kult: +25
Kull: +2
Total: 27
Ratio: 12.50
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Paul Blart
6 months ago
@tacticalGlutton[TG]

The POTUS has blocked me and is spreading slander by assuming my political affiliation. As the ex-husband of an immigrant and the father of a POC LGBTQUIA+ daughter, I am NOT under the MAGA cult. I serve one man. His name is JESUS.

Kult: +35
Kull: +15
Total: 50
Ratio: 2.33
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Chantl Dubois
6 months ago
@indomitableCapitaine[IC]

Merci Paul Blart.

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Dave Strider
6 months ago
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

i fucking knew paul would never work for that piece of shit god bless you paul blart

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Barak Trollbama
6 months ago
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This user officially supports Yaoi.
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Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
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This user officially supports Yuri.
@barackObama[BO]

I am glad you are sticking to your values, Mr. Blart. Your words are truly inspiring.

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Paul Blart
6 months ago
@tacticalGlutton[TG]

Oh boy, I hope everyone is conducting themselves in an appropriate manner on here.

Kult: +47
Kull: +27
Total: 74
Ratio: 1.74
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Zabrak "Party'master' Fail" Zephos
6 months ago
Murder-Go-Round Mofo
Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.
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gloomliebe
a lovely thinng you are
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@abjectDetermination[AD]

Fuck you r3nt-a-f3d I do what I want

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Fingop Blambo
6 months ago
@tranquilChanterelle[TC]

Dude Paul everythihgs. wicked fucked up save us man

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Kaoris Stioga
6 months ago
@questionedMartyr[QM]

If you could just keep looking at your phone for me while my friend DOESN'T steal something behind you.x

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Paul Blart
6 months ago
@tacticalGlutton[TG]

I'm on it, concerned citizen.

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Paul Blart
6 months ago
@tacticalGlutton[TG]

Heh, the FEDs wish they were as cool as mall security.