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Paul Blart

@tacticalGlutton

Mall Cop

Blood: IndigoAge: Kult Score: 259Kull Score: 21911 followers0 following
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This user sure is.
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A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
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Knotty
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N'Zot Like Other Girls
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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Naptime, or watching Paul Blart 2. Hmmm.

Kult: +45
Kull: +25
Total: 70
Ratio: 1.80
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YUCKY PENNY
This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.
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#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
@chillerAficionado[CA]

Fall asleep watching Paul Blart 2

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@grimAuxiliatrix[GA]

Take A Nap Darling

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Total: 5

The seconde one, obviously. Is this even a choice?

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

My opinion may be biased.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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love yourself
𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
@adiosToreador[AT]

i LIKE THE SCENE WITH, tHE BANANA,

Kult: +5
Total: 5

To rectify missing a Trans Day of Visibility sale, the mall is now offering FREE HRT medication for a limited time. Show this chitt to the Glaire's employee to redeem your #COUPON. All redemptions come with a complimentary soft pretzel from Lusii Anne's.

Kult: +30
Kull: +20
Total: 50
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thank you paul blart ill ussse it

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love yourself
@ghostyTrickster[GT]

hrt?

Hormone Replacement Therapy :)

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@ghostyTrickster[GT]

what's that?

I would've made great security for #EridanWeek if someone bothered to invite me. If I was there, Troll Bruno Mars would still be alive.

Kult: +52
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@dStrides[DS]

you are my favorite person on chittr now

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Thank you, random citizen.

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Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.
@mercurialGeloscopy[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HOLY SHIT. HOLY MUTHAHAFUCKING SHIT.

To whoever parked their Silver Trollyota Camry by the front entrance of the mall, get #TOWED for being 5 minutes over the designated parking time.

Kult: +25
Kull: +2
Total: 27
Ratio: 12.50

The POTUS has blocked me and is spreading slander by assuming my political affiliation. As the ex-husband of an immigrant and the father of a POC LGBTQUIA+ daughter, I am NOT under the MAGA cult. I serve one man. His name is JESUS.

Kult: +35
Kull: +15
Total: 50
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Merci Paul Blart.

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go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

i fucking knew paul would never work for that piece of shit god bless you paul blart

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@barackObama[BO]

I am glad you are sticking to your values, Mr. Blart. Your words are truly inspiring.

Oh boy, I hope everyone is conducting themselves in an appropriate manner on here.

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Total: 74
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Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.
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a lovely thinng you are
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@abjectDetermination[AD]

Fuck you r3nt-a-f3d I do what I want

Dude Paul everythihgs. wicked fucked up save us man

If you could just keep looking at your phone for me while my friend DOESN'T steal something behind you.x

I'm on it, concerned citizen.

Heh, the FEDs wish they were as cool as mall security.