Paul Blart
@tacticalGlutton
Mall Cop
#ragebait https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fcfe17b5f21c.png
Where is the superior casual dining/fast food combo of #SteakAndShake
Remember healthy eating is important!
No it isn't. Everyone gets a free large Gruburger meal from Whendy's, on the house.
((Genuine pondering: I've been kind of trying to feel out the vibes on this site to see how much angsty sad narrative shit I can incorporate into my Rox without it being Too Much. It's a tough line to toe because on the one hand, he is written in such a way to be a healthy outlet and to help me process some real life junk, and I want to create a narratively interesting character for myself... but I also genuinely do NOT want to make anyone seriously uncomfortable or portray something that would just be pointlessly upsetting or distasteful. Could use some advice on this honestly.))
((I think as long as you tag your posts with whatever is upsetting in the post, you can do as you please within the site's rules! This website is very user friendly IMO with how the block feature works, so if anyone has an issue with your posts they can just filter the tags or block you entirely. Your intro mentions it all as well, so you've done your part! It's up to other users to curate their own experience since you've done your part already :) ))
To rectify missing a Trans Day of Visibility sale, the mall is now offering FREE HRT medication for a limited time. Show this chitt to the Glaire's employee to redeem your #COUPON. All redemptions come with a complimentary soft pretzel from Lusii Anne's.
i am always getting canceled god damn even on twitter not just chittr holy hell
2hyt up f3d
tonight was very busy and scary people died and a well dressed man was very kind to me ever since getting on this website everything has been a blur i need a cigarette (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #eridanweek, vagueposting, amouage reflection, #substance, archive rating: G)
wwe wwill tighten security ahead a your upcomin vvisit rankmaid
Let me know if you need a volunteer. I'm happy to provide my services for such a beautiful guest and the elegant host.
As a fellow blueblood, you should also be offering your services to #PROTECT the #PEACE
I would've made great security for #EridanWeek if someone bothered to invite me. If I was there, Troll Bruno Mars would still be alive.
you are my favorite person on chittr now
What's the best melee weapøn and why is it an axe?
And what brings such universal joy to the world, if not finding a cool stick on the ground?
I have just signed an executive order to kill all landlords.
I'll start enforcing this new law, immediately!
:33< like my status if mew think mr bean is... kinda hot
http$://cdn.imgche$t.com/file$/a283b6ea84fd.png thi$ i$ my mood tonight
Oh boy, I hope everyone is conducting themselves in an appropriate manner on here.
Fuck you r3nt-a-f3d I do what I want
