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Paul Blart

@tacticalGlutton

Mall Cop

Blood: IndigoAge: Kult Score: 259Kull Score: 21911 followers0 following
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
@melindaandThemoor[MT]

Naptime, or watching Paul Blart 2. Hmmm.

Kult: +25
Kull: +5
Total: 30
Ratio: 5.00

My opinion may be biased.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
@melindaandThemoor[MT]

#ragebait https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fcfe17b5f21c.png

Kult: +5
Kull: +17
Total: 22
Ratio: 0.29

Where is the superior casual dining/fast food combo of #SteakAndShake

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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
transgender
love yourself
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
Deverified
A user of unestablished repute
@lilShitpeta[LS]

Remember healthy eating is important!

Kult: +17
Kull: +10
Total: 27
Ratio: 1.70

No it isn't. Everyone gets a free large Gruburger meal from Whendy's, on the house.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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@totesGruesome[TG]

((Genuine pondering: I've been kind of trying to feel out the vibes on this site to see how much angsty sad narrative shit I can incorporate into my Rox without it being Too Much. It's a tough line to toe because on the one hand, he is written in such a way to be a healthy outlet and to help me process some real life junk, and I want to create a narratively interesting character for myself... but I also genuinely do NOT want to make anyone seriously uncomfortable or portray something that would just be pointlessly upsetting or distasteful. Could use some advice on this honestly.))

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

((I think as long as you tag your posts with whatever is upsetting in the post, you can do as you please within the site's rules! This website is very user friendly IMO with how the block feature works, so if anyone has an issue with your posts they can just filter the tags or block you entirely. Your intro mentions it all as well, so you've done your part! It's up to other users to curate their own experience since you've done your part already :) ))

Kult: +5
Total: 5

To rectify missing a Trans Day of Visibility sale, the mall is now offering FREE HRT medication for a limited time. Show this chitt to the Glaire's employee to redeem your #COUPON. All redemptions come with a complimentary soft pretzel from Lusii Anne's.

Kult: +20
Kull: +10
Total: 30
Ratio: 2.00
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transgender
love yourself
@ghostyTrickster[GT]

hrt?

Hormone Replacement Therapy :)

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@dStrides[DS]

i am always getting canceled god damn even on twitter not just chittr holy hell

Kult: +27
Kull: +25
Total: 52
Ratio: 1.08

Surely, there's a common denominator somewhere.

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@dStrides[DS]

paul blart you are on my shit list

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Murder-Go-Round Mofo
Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.
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gloomliebe
a lovely thinng you are
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@abjectDetermination[AD]

2hyt up f3d

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@dStrides[DS]

This is why my movies make $150mil profit at the box office and yours don't.

I'm a #MALLCOP

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Patron Saint of Rank
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Fujoshi Pride
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An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
@archiveAddict[AA]

tonight was very busy and scary people died and a well dressed man was very kind to me ever since getting on this website everything has been a blur i need a cigarette (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #eridanweek, vagueposting, amouage reflection, #substance, archive rating: G)

Kult: +100
Kull: +20
Total: 120
Ratio: 5.00
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Chittr Gold™
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Amporacoin
This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK
Pitch Hearted
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Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
@caligulasAquarium[CA]

wwe wwill tighten security ahead a your upcomin vvisit rankmaid

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Let me know if you need a volunteer. I'm happy to provide my services for such a beautiful guest and the elegant host.

D --> What the fuck

As a fellow blueblood, you should also be offering your services to #PROTECT the #PEACE

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I would've made great security for #EridanWeek if someone bothered to invite me. If I was there, Troll Bruno Mars would still be alive.

Kult: +47
Kull: +10
Total: 57
Ratio: 4.70
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@dStrides[DS]

you are my favorite person on chittr now

@dStrides[DS]

Thank you, random citizen.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

What's the best melee weapøn and why is it an axe?

Kult: +20
Kull: +15
Total: 35
Ratio: 1.33

Clearly, a baton.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

A batøn is ønly half a step abøve a stick yøu føund øn the grrøund.

And what brings such universal joy to the world, if not finding a cool stick on the ground?

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Yuri Official
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@barackObama[BO]

I have just signed an executive order to kill all landlords.

Kult: +22
Kull: +5
Total: 27
Ratio: 4.40

I'll start enforcing this new law, immediately!

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
transgender
love yourself
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
Deverified
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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< like my status if mew think mr bean is... kinda hot

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

Let's just say, I'd flick his bean!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@rottingSymphony[RS]

http$://cdn.imgche$t.com/file$/a283b6ea84fd.png thi$ i$ my mood tonight

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

You and me both, brother.

Oh boy, I hope everyone is conducting themselves in an appropriate manner on here.

Kult: +42
Kull: +22
Total: 64
Ratio: 1.91
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Murder-Go-Round Mofo
Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.
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gloomliebe
a lovely thinng you are
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@abjectDetermination[AD]

Fuck you r3nt-a-f3d I do what I want

Dude Paul everythihgs. wicked fucked up save us man

I'm on it, concerned citizen.

Heh, the FEDs wish they were as cool as mall security.