D --> I am at the zoo with a beautiful woman
congrats!!!! :D
DO THEY HAVE APPLES THERE, CARAMEL APPLES.
D --> They probably do D --> I should buy her one
DO IT GET HER A CARAMEL APPLE SHE'LL PROBABLY LIKE IT UHM FUCK WHAT WOULD EVEN BE THE APPROPRIATE HASHTAG FOR THIS IM TRYING TO LEARN WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE RELATEABLE UHM #CARAMELAPPEL