
I do not believe I will be in attendance at Eridan Week due to prior commitments, but I wish the event all the success it deserves. I am sure a representative from my team will be in attendance.

Not me, Mr. President. Our brand of Degeneracy does not align with those of Eridan Week.

Of course not. There are very few things that'd make me hate my brother. Attending Eridan Week is not one of them.

That's a shame. Your presence at this once-in-a-lifetime event will be sorely missed.

If you keep eating the last pudding cup in the fridge I just might start developing unsavory feelings towards you.
now why would i ever do that it was dirks fault its all #dirksfault not mine i would never do anything wrong ever

I know it's you Dave I see the empty cups littering your desk.
