captain Grreg Sharrk
@fishPun
the grreatest pirrate therre is | !!NOT A HEIRR!! | DNI if you'rre a rrapperr | I'm currrrently stuck in the ocean, my wifi sucks
shello dearr futurre followerrs me name is grreg sharrk(jourrnalists glub off with me rreal name we all know it's not) and currrrently i am stuck in the ocean. some advice will be grreatly apprreciated. #needhelp #pleasehelp
i almost lost me peg leg. still on this fuckass island. i hate it herre
me only norrmal frriend is fin-ally herre on chittrr !!!! .D im excited that hes herre go follow @fishPuns he's a verry chill human
anyways, spaceships arre overrrrated. i don't carre about space, i prreferr sailing the alterrnian seas
okay i surrvived the day but im still suspicious about this dude
the one who was eyeing me weirrdly and im prretty surre he had a plan to hurrt me orr somefin
going to sleep knowing that therres a psycho planning some shit out therre wish me luck mates i hope hes at least naut going to touch me gold
glub it im locking me ship up forr the night hes scarry af
the dude who i mentioned earrlierr keeps laughing maniacally in his hive should i lock me ship forr the day so he can't like krrill me in me sleep.....
he made a grrub in his hive and rraised is as if hes herr lusus how am i supposed to naut judge
hey man, it just means hes pr/)bably VERY nice if he is willingly taking care /)f th/)se ugly things
the cobalt mad scientist guy keeps eyeing me weirrdly, should i be concerrned? im naut getting any good vibes
I’d Say No, In Fact You Should Listen To What They Say, They Are Clearly SMart.
a frriendly rreminderr: NEVERR forrget to anchorr. NEVERR. when you'rre feeling sleepy check it twice. i fell asleep and forrgot to anchorr and now im on an island with some weirrd guys who I don't like. #staysafe orr somefin
is it norrmal to go arround assuming a hemoanons rreal blood colourr? asking forr a mate.
i didn't come herre to fight im just trrying to find a way back to me hive
To be fair, I didn't say fight, but... you're lost? Depending on where you are, you may very well be stuck. I would ask your whereabouts, but probably not the best idea.
i am prretty much STUCK!!! i got lost in the ocean on me ship and im currrrently on this weirrdo island village wherre gps and me compass starrt going insaaaaane
Perhaps try identifying the constellations? It's how gamblignants and the like find their way.
i trried this but i kinda suck. me only eye doesn't rreely kelp eitherr it takes a lot morre time when I'm navigating with only one eye
I would say open your third eye, but you likely don't have one, proverbial or otherwise... relative directions it is. Get your bearings by figuring out which way north is. You can do this by finding moss on a tree. It will be growing on the north side of the tree.
okay i will trry to navigate that way thank you forr kelp mate you'rre verry kind forr a strrangerr
I have no reason to be harsh- living is already harsh enough most times
can folks stop arrguing in me rreplies oh me cod
"can folks stop arrguing in mE rrEpliEs oh mE cod"🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
I mean, you made thiz pozt to complain about the arguing in your other pozt... Zeemz like it iz.
opinions on that one movie with deadly trraps and the uhh puppet? i hated it.
okay glub it. he's naut a good frriend eitherr way. #naut_quadrrantdrrama
@FISHPUN YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE I FOUND NEW FANS HERE AND THEY'RE NOT UGLY FUCHSIAS AND THEY SUCK LESS #DRAMA #FUCKFUCHSIAS #IFOUNDNEWFRIENDS
if ye all everr encounterr @possumJunkie tell him he sucks. #nautgenuinehate he's me frriend. though he still sucks.
(๑∩▃∩๑) >> LuSuSleSS ugly baStard who can't pull any bitcheS outSide of black quadrant. I pity you.
(๑∩▃∩๑) >> Ew ew ew weirdo ewww ewwwwwww you diSguSt me Shut up
if yall decide to diss me do it forr somefin i did. I'm a pirrate we still STEAL stuff naut discoverr stuff .( I'm rreely verry serrious about me being a pirrate. i grrew up to be the grreatest one therre IS
um shello everryone rrememberr how i said that i found land? so it's populated and therre arre landdwellerrs though i think one of them is secrretly a violet and like i hate all of them actually. they forrmed theirr own weirrd "rrejects" village. therres like the mad scientist and the weirrd cultist guy and uhhh the rrainbow drrinkerr girrl and ALL OF THEM SUCK okay the only norrmal guy herre is the puppet obsessed teal he's like chill i like puppets too. they don't know how to get out anyway so i don't know whats the point of staying herre. they just..... um.... they don't want to let me go now!!!! forr some weirrd rreason!!! they'rre weirrd. theirr rreasons arre prrobably weirrd. #stillneedhellakelp #HELP
i mean i guess its valid. im naut going to become the emperrorr anyways so i prromise that the worrst i can do to anyone is steal some gold(if its me lucky day)
because i am. i am a pirrate on a ship. a big wooden ship. a pirrate ship. i have one eye, i have a hook, i have a peg leg. i have the shiny. what about this scrreams "NOT PIRRATE" to you.
Performative highblood. There'z no way you don't have the ztatuz and money to fix all that.
i'm naut even the heirr i have waaaaay less money than the emprress forr example. im literrally stuck !!!!!
wait i think i sea some kinda land #stillneedkelp