captain Grreg Sharrk
@fishPun
the grreatest pirrate therre is | !!NOT A HEIRR!! | DNI if you'rre a rrapperr | I'm currrrently stuck in the ocean, my wifi sucks
anyways, spaceships arre overrrrated. i don't carre about space, i prreferr sailing the alterrnian seas
the dude who i mentioned earrlierr keeps laughing maniacally in his hive should i lock me ship forr the day so he can't like krrill me in me sleep.....
he made a grrub in his hive and rraised is as if hes herr lusus how am i supposed to naut judge
hey man, it just means hes pr/)bably VERY nice if he is willingly taking care /)f th/)se ugly things
the cobalt mad scientist guy keeps eyeing me weirrdly, should i be concerrned? im naut getting any good vibes
I’d Say No, In Fact You Should Listen To What They Say, They Are Clearly SMart.
is it norrmal to go arround assuming a hemoanons rreal blood colourr? asking forr a mate.
Worry about her blood color if she decides to come for your head. Until then? Your fear is your own problem to solve.
i didn't come herre to fight im just trrying to find a way back to me hive
To be fair, I didn't say fight, but... you're lost? Depending on where you are, you may very well be stuck. I would ask your whereabouts, but probably not the best idea.
i am prretty much STUCK!!! i got lost in the ocean on me ship and im currrrently on this weirrdo island village wherre gps and me compass starrt going insaaaaane
Perhaps try identifying the constellations? It's how gamblignants and the like find their way.
i trried this but i kinda suck. me only eye doesn't rreely kelp eitherr it takes a lot morre time when I'm navigating with only one eye
I would say open your third eye, but you likely don't have one, proverbial or otherwise... relative directions it is. Get your bearings by figuring out which way north is. You can do this by finding moss on a tree. It will be growing on the north side of the tree.
okay i will trry to navigate that way thank you forr kelp mate you'rre verry kind forr a strrangerr
what does this mean
I mean, you made thiz pozt to complain about the arguing in your other pozt... Zeemz like it iz.
if ye all everr encounterr @possumJunkie tell him he sucks. #nautgenuinehate he's me frriend. though he still sucks.
jeez mate i know i look good but clam down i have a girrl who im hittin on alrready
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