um shello everryone rrememberr how i said that i found land? so it's populated and therre arre landdwellerrs though i think one of them is secrretly a violet and like i hate all of them actually. they forrmed theirr own weirrd "rrejects" village. therres like the mad scientist and the weirrd cultist guy and uhhh the rrainbow drrinkerr girrl and ALL OF THEM SUCK okay the only norrmal guy herre is the puppet obsessed teal he's like chill i like puppets too. they don't know how to get out anyway so i don't know whats the point of staying herre. they just..... um.... they don't want to let me go now!!!! forr some weirrd rreason!!! they'rre weirrd. theirr rreasons arre prrobably weirrd. #stillneedhellakelp #HELP
i mean i guess its valid. im naut going to become the emperrorr anyways so i prromise that the worrst i can do to anyone is steal some gold(if its me lucky day)
because i am. i am a pirrate on a ship. a big wooden ship. a pirrate ship. i have one eye, i have a hook, i have a peg leg. i have the shiny. what about this scrreams "NOT PIRRATE" to you.
Performative highblood. There'z no way you don't have the ztatuz and money to fix all that.
i'm naut even the heirr i have waaaaay less money than the emprress forr example. im literrally stuck !!!!!