Bro Strider
@tremulousTactician
44 / cis male / 18+
Alright heres the ingredient list: 12 eggs 33 tons of vanilla extract another 33 tons of vanilla extract 52 more eggs MORE vanilla extract EVEN MORE vanilla extract two tilapia sugar sugar again one flour cinnamon 33 rusty nails 60 more eggs a single cockroach knives, broken dreams, and a penny mealworms ripe fruit guys we are fucking COOKING #vanillasweep #moreismore #ThisIsACakeForTheAges
:33< #vanillasw33p!!!
Are you running a bakery or soMMething??
((Family crapvwent better than expected (could've been so much worse) n I'm lowkey kinda begrudgingly tipsy bc despite having children cousins visiting they didn't have anything to drink but alcohol and plain water and plain water is gross >:( #substance
((RIGHT. THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING.))
((I'm so glad you agree lmaooo SOMEONE @turntechCreamsicle drinks plain water like a weirdo (he's my bf irl lol)
lil request ;) #nsfw [The photo is taken in the shower, him soapy and wet, with his hand on his dick. He has it pulled up slightly to show off his piercings, one leg on the edge of the tub to give a nicer view.]
behind the scenes ;) #nsfw #puppet #video [The video is a minute or so long, with him gripping the pretty white bunny smuppet. He fucks into it, low groans coming from above as the lube spills out of the hole. He keeps going until he cums, just barely pulling out so it spills over the soft fabric curves.]
?? im not fuckin' for fun im fuckin' for people t' watch. easier t' imagine when it's jus' a lil thing and not a whole person im fuckin'.
pretty boy on his knees askin' real nice to choke on yer dick. how could any man say no? #nsfw
the w༄rld can be s༄ fucking beautiful if we believe
((I'm early but who cares lol I'm gonna be busy for once on Easter so y'all get horny Easter early <3
happy easter ya freaky fucks #nsfw #puppet #vaguely #religiousimagery #kinda [This image is not just him, but a white smuppet wearing bunny ears. His dick is almost completely inside that hashtag plush rump, and some of his happy trail is shaved away to form an upside down cross.]
htis is so epic ,,,,
Oh good gravy... this is certainly a sight for sore eyes.
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weather bein' all over the damn place. was 80 yesterday but no fuck me its 44 now
lil request from @archiveAddict #nsfw [He has a few toys in the next couple pictures. He's naked, spread out, with a cock ring nestled at the base of his fully hard dick. In one, he's posed mid thrust into an intricately designed fleshlight, lube dripping down the length. Another, he's shown from behind, sitting himself on a dildo. His back arched, head tilted back. None of these show his face fully.]
tthuid is the vbest day of my liffe
once again rankmaid bringing absolute peak into thr world 4 all of us 2 enjoy
anyone quite got any requests for pics? tips sure are appreciated but ehh ill do shit fer free #nsfw
It Would Be Impossible For Me To Not Have Had Fun With You.
aaroey ou seriously takin g requests i will pay for them please llink payemetn options
i might have sent too much gomen bbut aynthing with toys if you have toys 0////v////0
Saw a snail today. Effervescent.
I have no control over the actions you choose to make.
post workout #nsfw #substance [What follows is a few pictures of him shirtless, in tight shorts that showed off everything he clearly wanted to. His neck and chest were flushed, and his mouth was visible just enough to show a cigarette hanging from his lips, smoke drifting from the tip. He had a towel over his shoulder and a bottle of what appeared to be electrolyte water in his free hand.]
maybe I'd do this therapy thing more if they wouldn't be askin' me how im feelin about whatever the fuck all the time.
I t)(ink t)(at's point of it, rig)(t? To talk about your feelings. Its kind of like a professional morayeel.
sure? there's jus' an awful lotta shit i ain't really able t' pinpoint my feelin's. so there ain't any. jus' gets me pissed off, an' I end up fucking off.
I'm sorry it's difficult for you. For w)(at it's wort)( I t)(ink you can do it! Just keep swimming. 38)
you don't have to air everything out all at once. if the therapist keeps pushing you about it when you say you arent ready, and have already clearly set the boundry with them, you should probably fire them and move on to someone who will respect your boundries. its fine if they ask every once in awhile of course, but if its every session then id dump em. took me a damn decade to feel even remotely better and i went through a hell of a lot of shrinks in that time. its never linear. takes time. its fucking annoying how long it can take but that shit works once you got the right person to talk to. ... man you got me fucking saying the most ive ever had in one post.
you of all people tellin' me how to go to a shrink is somethin'. dunno how any of it feels. jus' wanna talk about it an' not feel like shit anytime i ain't high, drunk, or fuckin'. #substance #nsfw
thats fine, you wont know how to feel at first ever. shit like this takes awhile to work though. you might need a different outlet though. ... sometimes i write shit on a piece of paper n then destroy it in any way i see fit. helps a lil bit. the words are mine alone and only i knew what was on the paper. something about physically destroyin the feelings helps.
sumn bout eatin someone out varies dependin' on the kinda bits they got. pussy, yer goin down on 'em there, not their ass. ain't got no fun lil bundle of nerves down there, no need goin there. got a dick, ya can do both. cuz ya can make a pretty thing cry on both sides. #nsfw #oral
apparently missed a crash of sorts. glad i did, woulda been awful confused.
im too talkative today someone should fuck me n make it stop #nsfw
yes sir
I think I know a certain Rox that would gladly take up that challenge @totesGruesome
i literaly beat u 2 the punch cowboy i am ON THAT SHIT
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 could b a doll 4 u anyyyy time
Oh I am sure. It was not so much as a suggestion as directing a cat with a laser pointer away from the work desk if you catch my drift
Thanks Brother, glad you could help a brother out
however im willin' to do discounts for couples. jus' communicate gahdamn. #nsfw
These updates are more reliably desperate than the housewives. Subscribed for the chits.
Does this count as vagueposting if I think he's been put in this situation before.
it's happened before but due to yknow the world endin', the fucks are dead.
also i'm a damn freak but cheatin' ain't shit i do. don't make me sum homewrecker for yer damn whatever th'fuck. if its open or casual that's different but fuck that cheatin' crap. #anticheating #impliednsfw
ur so unbelievably real 4 this
thanks babydoll. I been cheated on an' I ain't fuckin' with nobody's relationships, no matter how good the dick or pussy
Damn straight.
anybuddy who is cheatin while lockd in w a baddie like u is dead ass stupid as fuck tb h
no matter whether its on me or with me. payin or not. they best go fuck 'emselves. i know im fine as fuck but talk to yer damn partner first. shit.
and these bitches r out here talkin abt bein polyamorous while nawt evn understanding basic communication fr!!!!!!! smh my head
im too damn possessive outside my job. ain't a guy for poly. need'a have 'em be just mine.
i respect tf out of u fr that king!!!!!!!!!!
anyone wanna see more'n part a' my cock can dm me an' we can chat about payment or somethin' more fun ;) #nsfw #usedtohavemyownwebsite #thinkitsgonewitheverythingelse #dammit
y'all like what yer seein' huh? #nsfw #piercings #impliedgore #scars #gore #pastcharacterdeath #tattoos [Attached is a picture, a now shirtless Bro showing his lower stomach with his stomach scar showing where he had been stabbed. It was healed, but a good bit morbid to look at. He didn't have a belly button anymore, stomach sliced clean through. He was covered in freckles, smaller scars, and a winding space-looking tattoo going down the right side of his stomach. His cock, however, was clearly the main focus. His boxers were pulled enough to show half his cock - to reveal the piercings, the soft pink tip, and a few small freckles. There was a tan line where his pants usually rested, showing slightly paler skin. He was hard, by the looks of it, white beads like dewdrops at the slit.]
actually true mⓘght as well ⓘndulge sⓘnce y໑u aren't wⓘth me at erⓘdan week lma໑
woah hey. ain't interested in causin' romantic issues here. @gracefulGleamer @voraciousInfovore
thⓘs ⓘs just what my lⓘfe l໑໑ks lⓘke ⓘf ⓘt wasnt y໑u ⓘt w໑uld have been the nearest well sculpted stⓘck n໑ hard feelⓘngs she l໑ves teasⓘng lma໑ #nsfw