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:33< horoscope time!!! :33< ♈ mew will eat some food today if mew dont mewre tummy will hurt :33< ♉ stick the keys into the wall socket fur a big surpurrise! :33< ♊ beware the mouse eyes!!! :33< ♋ fake it till mew make it... mewre debt paymeownts i mean :33< ♌ mew are an unstoppable kitty machine they all love mewre shitposts and mewre nyat even f33ling a little sad today :33< ♍ air is mewre furiend be sure to breath it lots today :33< ♎ the stars purrdict that if mew do a backflip someone will clap :33< ♏ uh oh! :33< ♐ a wonderfur romp through the medows will bring mew peace and love upawn this day :33< ♑ i almewost furgot to add mew so here mew are late as always do mew still have that book i leant mew? i n33d it back. :33< ♒ this one got canceled sorry try again tomeowrrow? :33< ♓ roll around in the mud fur good luck today
((Tryin to decide what i wanna com for bro's 100 followers lmao. Im not good at deciding these things. Should it be #nsfw or should it just be suggestive. Hmmm hmm hm. What do the masses think lol))
OH hello sailor.....
[No caption on this, just him lifting his tank top, showing off sweaty abs and pecs. He's post workout it seems. #nsfw just in case.]
Exactly how am I disrespecting it, hm?
IT'S OKAY, STILL FUNNY
(( LOL Dane would never outright admit it but he definitely liked what he saw to the point he rechitt'd ))
#NeedThat
// The insane amount of bros to comment on his "cover them up slut" picture is so fucking funny. They all came out of the woodwork. The Bros who sporadically post: -appear-
MAN TITS ON MY TIMELINE. FUCK. YES.
I'm seeing a lot of people liking my post but I'm not seeing a lot of large men on my timeline.
video for @psychotropicAffair wanted to see what i could do with my mouth. i can do quite a lot with it~ full 20 minute video is avaliable if you subscribe to my account. #nsfw [Link] [As usual, the link goes to his professional account, leading to a post with a five minute preview. For once his face is in full view, though his shades remain fixed to his face. His new hat is on as well, keeping any light from backlighting his shades and allowing his eyes to be seen. There's the slightest notion of a smirk on his lips, head tilted just slightly as he studies the viewer looking back at him before he brings a hand up into frame. His nails are a shade of purple and looking like they were recently manicured. He swipes his thumb over his lip before he slips it into his mouth, making a point of sucking on it. After a bit, he hooks his thumb on his teeth, opening his mouth and pressing down on his tongue, turing his head this way and that with his hand. After a moment he swipes his tongue over the finger, a brief glint of a piercing just shimmering within his mouth. He pulls away, thumb glistening slightly with spit before he reaches down and picks up a dildo. Its thick, long, and a rusty sort of orange color. He starts at the base, his smirk just a touch bigger before he licks it from base to tip. From here, the viewer can tell he has a gold tongue piercing, dragging uuuup along the shaft of the toy. When he reaches the tip, he lingers with his tongue on it, swirling around and around the toy before he wraps his lips around and sinks down. His moans are muffled as the toy goes deeper into his mouth, slowly working himself until he can take a few more centimeters into his throat. With each movement of the toy, a very slight lump within his throat moves. As he takes more of it, his moans get a little louder. It doesn't take him long to work himself down to the base. He is a professional after all. He swallows around the toy, a small huff coming from his nose before he bobs his head, pulling it almost all the way, tongue dragging along on the underside of the shaft, then quickly sinking down to the base again, lewd moans filling the room. He makes a pretty show of himself essentially getting throat fucked, getting increasingly rough with himself as he speeds up the movement of the toy. Despite how fast he was going with the toy, he hardly seemed to even need a break to clear his throat or breathe. But as the video draws close to the end, he slowly pulls it out, a silvery line of spit connecting from the end of it to his lips. He brings the tip to his mouth, giving it a little kiss, a full grin on his face just before the video ends.]
Apparently, people want me in my whore era. Am I supposed to post about how much I love sucking dick now? #nsfw
:33< t33h33 im so cute! :33< *the mighty huntress downs a can of beer burping loudly then lights up a cigarette* :33< #substance
fish #gore [He's holding a vvery large fish by the tail. There's a feww pretty shredded bite marks in its side.]
Maybe I should enter my whore era. #suggestive ?
Biden, please ensure all my constituents are tucked in and receive a kiss to the forehead if they so desire one. Send it.
i miss my bro but nobody say shit to him about it or i'll send you a bomb in the mail.
thank ya.
got another one for ya voyeurs out there. full 20 minute video is avaliable if you subscribe. #nsfw #pillowhumping [Link] [As per usual, the post links to his professional account, a new five minute preview avaliable to tempt the audience.] [The shot is from his waist down. He has it just so that his face never ends up showing on camera. He's straddling a folded pillow while on his knees, nice and plush between his thighs. He shifts around a bit to get comfortable before he leans forward and puts one hand on the floor while the other goes on the pillow, squeezing it tightly and pushing it inwards a little to firm up the plushness. He starts to roll his hips, soft huffs coming from his nose with each rut. He keeps it slow, just building up to the main event before he picks up the pace. Its fast enough where his little huffs become soft moans slipping past his lips, back arching into the pillow, and thighs shaking just ever so slightly. After a bit of this he props himself up and picks up the camera, doing his best to keep it steady while he aims the it right where he was rutting into. The spot is significantly wet by now, the white pillow case darkened just slightly in the spot below him. The viewer can see that he’s likely pumped his dick a little just to show it off. He chose to wear a black piece of jewelry on his VCH this time, likely hoping it would stand out. It in fact, does stand out and he thinks his cock looks fucking amazing in this shot, thank you very much. He speeds up his pace, keeping the camera on the close up as he practically grinds into this pillow like a feral animal, going to town as his soft moans become heavy pants and grunts. Just before he can come, he slows again to a snails pace before stopping completely. A heavy huff through his nose as he comes down from the high of denying himself. The camera lingers for a moment, his t-dick twitching under the gaze of the camera's view before the video ends.]
i jst think its soooo cute how my tolerance is so low it barely takes anything to get me fucked up n i turn into such a flirty needy mess n start craving all the affection n attention i can get and my pussy gets really really extra wet about it too #nsfw #substance
((Decided to make bro's #nsfw posts easy to find by linking them on his pinned post. Im like. Kinda proud of my writing abt it.))
thinkin abt leanin ovr to the driver side while hes drivin a car n takin out tht bulge n gettin rreeally sloppy w it til he gotta pull over n raw me ovr the hood of the car tbh #nsfw #doesheevenhave #adriverslicense #idontthinkso #hmmmm
My ideal partner is so+meo+ne who+ wo+uldn't mind a bite every no+w and then. #nsfw tho+ugh it do+esn't have to+ be. So+metimes I really do+ just want a bite.
jfkdjsakfdsafsdh fuc me this is so hot cant believe ill b seeing all o that in person #nsfw
probably a bunch of people but that's fair. guess im still used to them being considered scary.
at least according to the movies? predators.
mayb u shouldnt stop at just looking then big guy
its ok he knows who him is
i need him 2 blow my back out from behind so viciously rn #nsfw
witchcraft is in my best expurrtise i love it!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7abe9a18286.png (just little silly art oc art, by me)
its grape juice in the glass 🍷 ;) #nsfw #selfie https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/58b3399f08af.png
cant wait ;) #wonk
Thinking about getting this as my first tattoo. https://i.imgur.com/dD25h5k.png
my wife says the same thing but shes nice to me all the time. coming from a stranger is way different.
the lady at the donut shop said "here you go honey" and i will never be the same again.
((Shitpeta ily /p))
Troll Siri play Karkalicious
>+. I NEED MOTIVATION TO MAKE ANOTHER SAW TRAP 😞 .+<
heyyyyy is it still official #boynook hours ??? ;) #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c6ac596d270e.png
woah um. if you need to, you can dm me. i know how this shit feels so.
i want him so bad it makes me dizzy sometimes like it physically aches #nsfw #nsfwe
sometimes a mans hobby is pissin off an alternate version of himself in the dms.
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Automated post addendum: if you're being a little hater anyways, you can always bury the hatchet in the backs of your enemies. #violence
i hope everyone had a rank day of the hopbeast! 0v0 i am selling this outfit second hand as it is just a bit too small for me sadly so if youre interested in purchasing it please let me know ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb4c2e1e1c98.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, my face, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: M)
Trolls are fun to play with. They're so used to their silly little hierarchy that when you show up a highblood they're flabbergasted.
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:D !!!!!!!!!
ya like u know how wen u talk to dogs if u use a nice voice u can say the most vile thing and they cant tell the difference and still get excited and start wagging their tail ya thats me
ya ur so rite <3
how tf am i suppose to articulate wen im craving like... yknow real hardcore mean treatment like yes call me names n degrade me n make fun of me but also.... like... be sweet and gentle and affectionate abt it?? what tf do u call that shit #nsfw
PLACING MY HEAD ON HIS LAP AND POUTING FOR ATTENTION
I PROVE ROX EVERYTIME I OPEN MY MOUTH TO SAY SOMETHNG HORENDES I AM OBSESSED #NSFW </3
welcome back everyone 0v0
((Youre so mean 2 me 💔))
((Huhruhrwhuh??? Hi))
Alright heres the ingredient list: 12 eggs 33 tons of vanilla extract another 33 tons of vanilla extract 52 more eggs MORE vanilla extract EVEN MORE vanilla extract two tilapia sugar sugar again one flour cinnamon 33 rusty nails 60 more eggs a single cockroach knives, broken dreams, and a penny mealworms ripe fruit guys we are fucking COOKING #vanillasweep #moreismore #ThisIsACakeForTheAges
((RIGHT. THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING.))
((RECHITT. PLAIN WATER IS NASTAY.))
Ha. If you're offering I Wouldn't dare to refuse.
HAPPY EASTER IT'S TIME FOR THE BUNNY EARS AND TAIL
OugH... FingeR HookeD In My MoutH As My NooK GetS Pounded #needthat #nsfw
((BTW I AM LIKE DEADASS OPEN TO 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 ROLEPLAYS TODAY BECAUSE I NEED TO REBUILD MY EXPERIENCE LMFAO. IT'S BEEN SEVERAL YEARS. I DON'T BITE, I PROMISE. #NSFW))
OH YEAH. IT'S HUMAN EASTER OR WHATEVER. ... ANYONE WANNA HIT ME UP IN MY HIVE AND STUFF ME WITH EGGS. I'M AVALIABLE ALL DAY. #NSFW #OVIPOSITION
everyones a freaking hater
ppl dont talk enough abt how fucking HUNGRY testsoterone makes u like holy fuck i need to tear up some fast food rn
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Oh good gravy... this is certainly a sight for sore eyes.
looks like its a resounding yes. ill have that video out tomorrow. ;) #nsfw
we out there makin money.
ok what if, and hear me out, lil oviposition tomorrow. mayhaps #nsfw
htis is so epic ,,,,
i am simply just a dumb fucking dog boy i can mnot fucntion in these conditions #nsfw #nsfwe
WAIT THERE’S OILED UP MEN WRESTLING AT #ERIDANWEEK? I’m there.
a rather interesting concept for a toy and one i enjoyed trying out. you can get it at honkerz sex shop, owned by @gigglingGaffle full 20 minute video is avaliable if you subscribe to my account. i'll be adding this dildo to my usual rotation. #nsfw #collab [Link] [The link leads to a professional account more intended for this kind of use. The post has a five minute video attached to it.] [Its a shoulders down shot. He's nude from the waist down, only adorned by the black fitted tanktop that doesn't leave a lot to the imagination. He has a glass dildo in hand, the inside swirling with bright orange wax as he holds it close to the camera. He tips it this way and that, letting the color move and give off that proper lava lamp effect that is unique to this toy. After about 30 seconds of this, he settles back into the pillows, lifting the tanktop to put the hem into his mouth off camera, showing off a range of scars, varying from his double incision that went all the way across his chest, some strife scars littering his body, and of course his death scar just a bit above the middle his double incision. His free hand follows down over his body before reaching his thighs. Eryk spreads his legs, his hole in perfect view of the camera. He has a vertical clitoral hood piercing sitting oh so nicely above his t-dick. With that free hand, he seperates the folds and teases the toy just at the entrance. After a moment he sinks the dildo in, a faint hitch of his breath as the swirling colors start to disappear inside him. He hilts to the toy's base, taking a moment to himself to get used to it. Then he pulls it out... back in... setting a nice slow and deliberate pace. With each movement of the toy, he lets out moans and pants, muffled slightly by the tank in his mouth. Occasionally he can even get a pathetic little whimper out of himself, his body shaking a bit with each thrust of the toy. Towards the end of the video, he presses it in deep, keeping it there for a moment. His chest rises and falls quickly as he tries not to finish just yet, groaning as he denies himself. Eryk slowly, almost painfully so, pulls the dildo out of himself, his thighs shaking just a bit as it comes out. He scoots closer to the camera, holding the toy up once again. The orange has turned into a bright yellow, still swirling just as much as it had at the beginning. His hands are a bit shakier this time as he shows it off, but its at least steady enough to allow the viewer to see. He gives the camera a thumbs up and the video ends.]
((GO MY BROSLOP!!!! #NSFW))
back to our regularly scheduled program. again, if you want something from me, just dm me and i can hash something out with you and probably work with your budget. #nsfw ((Again, he will post videos per request, given it isn't some hardcore kink thing, please no dave and rose variants.))
ⓘ 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝! This account will contain #nsfw & #gore in a shitposty/fun way. On occasion I will write serious porn for Bro's paywalled cam site. It's basically an OF lol. I take requests to write out, just DM me, IC or OOC is ok! 𝙄 𝙬𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙖𝙨𝙠 𝙖 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ☆ 𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝙶𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝙰𝚄 ° People who have been involved in the game in some way have been revived. ° First thing he did was burn Cal. ° For the last decade he's been working on himself, becoming the man he was before Cal's whispers. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ☆ 𝙴𝚛𝚢𝚔 "𝙱𝚛𝚘" 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛 ° Transmasc, he/him ° He's in a lavender marriage with Roxanne Lalonde [@astroPhysicist] long before the kids were around. ° Presently lives alone in an apartment at the edge of the Human Kingdom's borders, mostly thanks to his brother-dad Dannv [@translunaryGloam] helping him get a place after he was first revived. ° Works as an on call mechanic and maintenance technician, occasionally takes on art commissions and cam modeling. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ☆ 𝙱𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 ° No incest - I don't joke about it. Its fucking weird. If you make any advances as a Dave or Rose variant I will shut you down in character immediately. ° Selfcest is fine with other Bros but 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 with other Bros. I think its fucking hilarious, but Eryk will think your muse is weird. Maybe a bit amusing if you persist. He might let you hit. Eventually. ° I don't roleplay NSFW with people I don't know. I don't mind jokes and stuff on the feed during horny posting hours, given it relates to the post, but I'm just not comfortable with explicit rp with new people. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙩𝙝 https://youtu.be/nOxH6KEh5n4?si=dbTm55mjD73KSfuo
xenomorph queen
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Im prepping my ittiest briefs for the show! Dont forget to #oilup and turn out for the throw down of the CENTURY. The impervious hero jake english stakes his claim into two ruffian cads... the infamous heel dirk strider himself guards the corner and swings from the ropes... will eridan ampora prove to be friend foe or something far more dastardly?? Set the station and shake the static from your boobtube! All will be revealed AND MORE at #eridanweek!
CHASING ME THROUGH THE WOODS BUT ITS FOREPLAY #NSFWE
once again rankmaid bringing absolute peak into thr world 4 all of us 2 enjoy
tthuid is the vbest day of my liffe
It Would Be Impossible For Me To Not Have Had Fun With You.
Now That I'm Not At Work ( And Will Not Be For The Foreseeable Future ) I Am Allowed To Freely Post As Much Nook As I'd Like. Somehow It's Less Appealing When It's Something I'm Allowed To Do. #nsfw
More #yuri for the exclaiming masses. #nsfw and I don't know if this counts as #gore? https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/22/953bb320f89a699901813e3ef84b671cc053bf1f.png
All the Strilxndes are peak hvman spekimen bxth my bvlge and nxxk yearn fxr #nsfw
to bad its no longer trans day of visibility so im not vosible anymore #aprilfools
sittin down @ the theatr 4 mario galaxy n im lowkey frightend sum1 is gunna recognize the fucking chittr screen on my phone LOLZ
I Am Not Day Drinking Because I Am Nervous About A Meeting. I Am Doing It In A Sexy Way, Like They Do In Old Films. Catch Me Lounging In A Negligee Near An Open Window With A Glass Of Fermented Fruit. #nsfw? #classy
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 could b a doll 4 u anyyyy time
yes sir
i respect tf out of u fr that king!!!!!!!!!!
Does this count as vagueposting if I think he's been put in this situation before.
and these bitches r out here talkin abt bein polyamorous while nawt evn understanding basic communication fr!!!!!!! smh my head
HAPPY APRIL FIRST. THOUGH I AM A MAJOR PROPONENT OF PROPS, SLAPSTICK, AND PHYSICAL COMEDY, THE LIMITATIONS OF THE PLATFORM NARROW MY OPTIONS FOR GOOD NATURED JAPES, SO HOW ABOUT A JOKE?
anybuddy who is cheatin while lockd in w a baddie like u is dead ass stupid as fuck tb h
Damn straight.
[[God speed. I can’t wait to see the results]]
👀
Glad the timeline is back to its usual hornyposting after panicking over my alleged death. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
i kno da guy said 2 be mor of a tease abt the whole bulge reveal but i cnt help seeing how many pplz actually wanna see it so here yall go you fuckin degenerates that i love <3333333 ;)))) #nsfw #sneakpeak #subscribe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f4f3ad356259.png
.,,.,,OOKAY (:B I WILL SPEAK BECAUSE I ALSO REALLY LIKE BREAKING RULES. ME-OOOWWW HELLO SIIIIRIRR.
JEJSU FUCK??
MY TROLL LAWYER HAS ADVISED ME TO NOT SPEAK UP. OUGHE,......,.,
You Misunderstand, I'm Using It Now. Thank You For The Generous Donation.
HELL0
SIGHS. IF ONLY I HAD A BIG GUY TO CRUSH ME IN BED. #NSFW
rechitttttt
"STREAM" THIS. "STREAM" THAT. THE ONLY "STREAM" WORTH "STREAMING" IS LOCATED IN THE VAST AND DENSELY FORESTED SECLUDED WOODLANDS WHERE A SPOTTED ANTLERBEAST IS CURRENTLY STOPPING TO TAKE A REFRESHING DRINK.
FUCK yes yes eyes yeah bring ur swords bring all of them #nsfwe
totes unrelated note but who wants 2 come ovr n play w knives #nsfw #nsfwe bonus points if ur freaky w it and double bonus points if ur favorit flavor is cherry #substance
oh i am So Good u hav noooo idea
updat.... the #substance haz indeed had. an effect. . ... .. .
then the ball starts rolling on its own.
just say whatever and eventually someone will reply.
man you just gotta start yappin and dont stop, eventually someone will listen to all the bullshit spilling out of your gob like a fountain of word vomit
concept: being edged so long you literally cant stop your bulge from slipping into your own nook completely debasing yourself while you let out panicked and humiliated squeals for them to look away, struggling against the restraints on your wrists and ankles they just laugh and lean closer to watch (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Troll/Troll, Troll/Carapacian, #rankworks, humiliation, extreme denial, degradation, pitchcoded but quad unmentioned, #nsfw, voyeurism, edging, bondage, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating, E)
▷these replies are from cowards it legally is not you can troogle this◁