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@evilBiologist

i fucking love cake and nic cage SUCKS! 22

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@evilBiologist[EB]

Hey FUCKERS! i'm back from the evil convention, all of your pillows are now warmed and your socks are WET! FUCK. YOU.

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Kull: +35
Total: 85
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Yaay

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aw shit dude how could you do this to me

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Goddamn the king returns after two long weeks, glad to see you healed from your injuries

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OK!

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@evilBiologist[EB]

of course i did! i'm better than everyone!!

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@evilBiologist[EB]

WELL as you turned around for 00.1 seconds, your store is now burning to the ground

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@evilBiologist[EB]

I fed your money to my paper shredder

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@evilBiologist[EB]

i'm SHAVING AAALLL of your guys eyebrows OFF. FUCK YOU!- everyone on fucking chittr isn't gonna have eyebrows anymore and infact, say goodbye and hello to the new bald spot on the top of your head

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@evilBiologist[EB]

Yknow what, make the font worse LOOOLLL #makethefontworse

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@evilBiologist[EB]

WHAT THE FUCK

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@timeGod[TG]

fuck yes dude it wouldve been peak head my guy #nsfw

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Total: 10
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@evilBiologist[EB]

WELL... even if it did happen, i hope you CHOKE on it- i would've made sure you never lifted your head up until i was satisfied >:b #nsfw #violence ?

@timeGod[TG]

Just so you know, his dick is far from being big, don't even think you could choke on it. #nsfw

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@timeGod[TG]

jokes on you i have no gag reflex and im not a spitter B;) #nsfw

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Kull: +10
Total: 15
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@timeGod[TG]

LMAO OUTEDDDD

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@evilBiologist[EB]

WHAT THE FUUUUCK- WHY ARE YOU AGAINST ME IN THIS

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@evilBiologist[EB]

SHUT UP

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@timeGod[TG]

hahaha its ok i can still work with that

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@timeGod[TG]

his evil knows no bounds and is for all

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@evilBiologist[EB]

WTF IS HAPPENING WITH THE FONT.

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@uprootedGarden[UG]

(⊱♓︎⊰) no one knows!

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@evilBiologist[EB]

FUCK, I HATE THIS AND HE ISN'T EVEN HOMEEE!!! FUCK YOU OTHER DAVE #nsfw #vagueposting

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Total: 60
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I will be home soon.

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rip

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@evilBiologist[EB]

YOU. SHOO GO AWAY

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i aint doin anything man

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YOU'RE DOING EVERYTHING

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nuh uh

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@evilBiologist[EB]

ignore the previous post, i don't know what that was... anyways i just bought a whole book of a shit ton of cake recipes

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@evilBiologist[EB]

I need someone buried deep inside of me right now, like real fucking bad i'm so done and pent up and i FUCKING NEED IT ARGHHHHHH #nsfw #hornyposting #ignorethis

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@evilBiologist[EB]

i need more cake but i've run out of ingredients ffs..

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@evilBiologist[EB]

heard some of you guys love fat people on this site, fucking freaks #nsfw ish?

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Yes they do Fat Boy.

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Do you like gummy wormx? I like gummy wormx!

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@evilBiologist[EB]

FUCK YOU

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@cawingScarecrows[CS]

That's kinda Gay.

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YES AND I AM PROUD OF BEING GAY, TRIP ON A PEBBLE

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Bold of you to assume those were Negative.

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@evilBiologist[EB]

PERISH

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@evilBiologist[EB]

Sorry not sorry but multiple of you fuckers have received cake under your pillows tonight, i hope it STAINS and GETS EVERYWHERE. #evil #activities

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truly evil crime >:o

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@evilBiologist[EB]

There's a gala tomorrow?? wtf i want to go

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@coronateCruelty[CC]

w)(o t)(e fuck are you

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@evilBiologist[EB]

I'm john fucking egbert thank you

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@coronateCruelty[CC]

no egbert ive ever met. maybe t)(ats a good t)(in... )(m. w)(at do you t)(ink about... betty crocker products?

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@evilBiologist[EB]

Oh i love betty crocker shit! fucking love cake, whoever doesn't is just a fucking wimp

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@coronateCruelty[CC]

t)(is is ms. crocker )(erself speakin. i just made a bundt cake myself just minutes ago and everyt)(in. young man... you )(ave quite a spurious spark. tell me- )(ave you ever felt t)(at youre not doin enoug)( in life towards your goals to fuck people over?

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HOLY SHIT- but MEHHH i already fuck people over enough just by existing and that's good enough for me

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mmmmm. suit yourself. but if you ever feel like you need to up t)(e scope... drop me a line, won't you?

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@evilBiologist[EB]

Making hotdogs for dinner and my boyfriend is fucking complaining, i'm shoving my foot up his ass in the next 10 seconds if he doesn't shut his dumbass up

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@evilBiologist[EB]

Hi fuckers i'm BAACCKKKK! did i miss anything??

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HAHAHAAAAA I'M ALI-

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@evilBiologist[EB]

FUCK YEAH IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!

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)(appy wriggling day!

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@evilBiologist[EB]

Oh, btw i visited the bonfire party wayyyy later then intended, like no one was there so i just went home, but this sad robot who was powered off and looked pretty busted was still there, wonder what the fuck happened to him???

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someone should probably go pick that guy up actually, he's most likely still there

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@evilBiologist[EB]

Please ignore what my boyfriend posted I HATE HIM!!! anyways i got more cake

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@evilBiologist[EB]

Boyfriend is at work again and im desperate ugh, this shit sucks ass #yearning #nsfw

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@evilBiologist[EB]

Should i send my cock on chittr, send chitt #nsfw

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Total: 70
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:33 < yes

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As long as I get to break your back in later. #nsfw

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Y34

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@evilBiologist[EB]

FUCK YEAH!

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I can't say I'm not "not" interests in potentially seeing grimdark cock

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@evilBiologist[EB]

i have a cardboard cutout of my boyfriend so i don't miss him when he goes away to do like work shit, that's how gay i am and how much i love him #nothomophobic

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i dunno man i mean theres all sorts of dudes who have cardboard cutouts of guys in their houses and its not gay

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don't let them lie to you, they're totally gay if they have a cardboard cutout of a man in their house

what if its danny devito

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a cutout of danny devito??? oh yeah totally fucking gay dude

shit completely unrelated do you know where the best place to have a bonfire is

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@evilBiologist[EB]

uuhhhhh... back garden or in the woods whilst camping or someshit