Evil John Egbert
@evilBiologist
i fucking love cake and nic cage SUCKS! 22
There's a gala tomorrow?? wtf i want to go
w)(o t)(e fuck are you
no egbert ive ever met. maybe t)(ats a good t)(in... )(m. w)(at do you t)(ink about... betty crocker products?
Oh i love betty crocker shit! fucking love cake, whoever doesn't is just a fucking wimp
t)(is is ms. crocker )(erself speakin. i just made a bundt cake myself just minutes ago and everyt)(in. young man... you )(ave quite a spurious spark. tell me- )(ave you ever felt t)(at youre not doin enoug)( in life towards your goals to fuck people over?
HOLY SHIT- but MEHHH i already fuck people over enough just by existing and that's good enough for me
mmmmm. suit yourself. but if you ever feel like you need to up t)(e scope... drop me a line, won't you?
Making hotdogs for dinner and my boyfriend is fucking complaining, i'm shoving my foot up his ass in the next 10 seconds if he doesn't shut his dumbass up
FUCK YEAH IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!
)(appy wriggling day!
Oh, btw i visited the bonfire party wayyyy later then intended, like no one was there so i just went home, but this sad robot who was powered off and looked pretty busted was still there, wonder what the fuck happened to him???
someone should probably go pick that guy up actually, he's most likely still there
Please ignore what my boyfriend posted I HATE HIM!!! anyways i got more cake
Boyfriend is at work again and im desperate ugh, this shit sucks ass #yearning #nsfw
Should i send my cock on chittr, send chitt #nsfw
:33 < yes
As long as I get to break your back in later. #nsfw
I can't say I'm not "not" interests in potentially seeing grimdark cock
i have a cardboard cutout of my boyfriend so i don't miss him when he goes away to do like work shit, that's how gay i am and how much i love him #nothomophobic
i dunno man i mean theres all sorts of dudes who have cardboard cutouts of guys in their houses and its not gay
don't let them lie to you, they're totally gay if they have a cardboard cutout of a man in their house
i am gayer than everyone here, AND I LOVE BEING GAY!!!! #gayasf #homosexual #pride
dude being gay doesn't make you evil what the hell is wrong with you.
No, im just curious how many gay lovers you have if you really are gay. Can we see you with your gay partner? Id love to see how cute you are.
here i guess, he was very confused [attached is a picture of who appears to be Dave but his colouring is blue instead of his usual red and his hair is black, sitting down on a couch with a controller in his hands, looking very confused at the camera with a raised eyebrow and smirk.]
i could beat jake english in a fight TRUST!
just baked a betty crocker cake today, it was so fucking yummy!!
i think you and @ectoBiologist#3082 would get along nicely.
what's wrong with betty crocker cake, it's so good. whoever doesn't like it needs a reality check
that shit was fucking fire! especially tavros getting a steel chair thrown at his head at the end LOL #eridanweek i need to go to the hospital.
whoever took my fucking shirt, give it back!! #eridanweek
i hope oil gets into all of your mouths whoever is near me!! you're not fucking safe from my wrath! #eridanweek
I fucking LIVE you fuckers! #eridanweek #probablybrokeabone
can someone bring me some water and an icepack... my everything hurts #eridanweek
I will in a moment, I'm busy.
if dirk doesn't win, i'm hating every chitt i see and egging everyone's fucking house immediately #eridanweek
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png #iwasoiledateridanweek #eridanweek Are you ready? https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
