i'm SHAVING AAALLL of your guys eyebrows OFF. FUCK YOU!-
everyone on fucking chittr isn't gonna have eyebrows anymore and infact, say goodbye and hello to the new bald spot on the top of your head
I need someone buried deep inside of me right now, like real fucking bad i'm so done and pent up and i FUCKING NEED IT ARGHHHHHH #nsfw #hornyposting #ignorethis
t)(is is ms. crocker )(erself speakin. i just made a bundt cake myself just minutes ago and everyt)(in. young man... you )(ave quite a spurious spark.
tell me- )(ave you ever felt t)(at youre not doin enoug)( in life towards your goals to fuck people over?
Making hotdogs for dinner and my boyfriend is fucking complaining, i'm shoving my foot up his ass in the next 10 seconds if he doesn't shut his dumbass up
Oh, btw i visited the bonfire party wayyyy later then intended, like no one was there so i just went home, but this sad robot who was powered off and looked pretty busted was still there, wonder what the fuck happened to him???
i have a cardboard cutout of my boyfriend so i don't miss him when he goes away to do like work shit, that's how gay i am and how much i love him
#nothomophobic