

Evil John Egbert
@evilBiologist
i fucking love cake and nic cage SUCKS! 22
that shit was fucking fire! especially tavros getting a steel chair thrown at his head at the end LOL #eridanweek i need to go to the hospital.
whoever took my fucking shirt, give it back!! #eridanweek
i hope oil gets into all of your mouths whoever is near me!! you're not fucking safe from my wrath! #eridanweek
I fucking LIVE you fuckers! #eridanweek #probablybrokeabone
can someone bring me some water and an icepack... my everything hurts #eridanweek
if dirk doesn't win, i'm hating every chitt i see and egging everyone's fucking house immediately #eridanweek
dirk needs to hit jake with the good ol dick twist if he wants to fucking win! GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT MAN #eridanweek #nsfw ish
honestly they should let me up there, oil me up baby! i'd kick better ass then these losers! #eridanweek




