♠ hated by @evilBiologist
there will be enough to fertilize a lemon tree for the rest of the season
lemme get all up in your business bby <3
hey B;)
man i be too chronically offline to get dms my shit is emptyyy
Goddamn the king returns after two long weeks, glad to see you healed from your injuries
some of y'all need to get put on a t-shirt. :B
hahaha its ok i can still work with that
jokes on you i have no gag reflex and im not a spitter B;) #nsfw
LMAO OUTEDDDD
Just so you know, his dick is far from being big, don't even think you could choke on it. #nsfw
fuck yes dude it wouldve been peak head my guy #nsfw
hehe how was your little problem from earlier?
oh hey evil john B;)
my notifs are still fucked looking rip but at least i can read the feed
i hope some of you know i give you nicknames if there is more than one of you
oh man i didnt even see this haha i mean any time any place anywhere B;)
i aint doin anything man
lmao someone has big feelings #nsfw
hahahaha okay come back soon B;)
B) #nsfw oh yeah man im not stopping till its all out of you evil john will be no more and its just john left all that evil just swallowed up with each release lmao
B) B) B) #nsfw big dick huh? why dont cha lemme suck the evil outta it then? wont be so evil after im done with ya my hands all up on your thighs givin em a lil squeeze takin ya allll the way down to the base sooo easy with that big evil dick of yours evil john you finish and i swallow without even fuckin blinking and poof no more evil haha ah maybe should i just say john now cause like i said you wont be damn evil after im finished with ya
what if i like it like that
fuck wrong button im back on the feed
Bold of you to assume those were Negative.
sure sure good luck i dont leave my timeline
That's kinda Gay.
not the same
then ill wear a bigger sweater
AS A SWEATER-WEARER THIS IS TRUE.
if i ever get a partner they can hide in there
Do you like gummy wormx? I like gummy wormx!
Yes they do Fat Boy.
truly evil crime >:o
Ill have you know that is my signature wink! Clearly you have never seen something of the caliber it is top notch!
w)(o t)(e fuck are you
according to tavros maybe. is that really the barometer you want to set for yourself?
man, i fucking wonder.
hAHA, yOU'RE SUCH A CARD, eVIL jOHN,
hI, mY FRIEND!
stop touching yourself john #nsfw
[john voice] i am john egbert and i touch myself #nsfw
Good morning chittr and goodbye, I'm off to work.
WAIT EVEN BETTER #eviljohntwigbert SPREAD IT HAHAH
#eviljohnegbertisatwig spread it!
dude being gay doesn't make you evil what the hell is wrong with you.
(=\>.</=) Saying that being gay is evil is not cool, man.
You still havent shown any proof!
Especially if you think you can tustle with other jakes! :P
normally id believe u but based on ur name im gonna x 2 doubt
Well you have yet to back it up with any photographic evidence so! I am doubting you greatly!
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they got evil john.
This Cake Human Is Getting The Sense Beaten Into Him At #eridanweek. #rumbleindastands