♥ liked by @evilBiologist
there will be enough to fertilize a lemon tree for the rest of the season
B;)))))))
lemme get all up in your business bby <3
hey B;)
man i be too chronically offline to get dms my shit is emptyyy
[ All the evils on chittr are going through character development and 'main character moments,' and honestly, couldn't be me. I will remain evil and fucked up. ]
hahaha its ok i can still work with that
jokes on you i have no gag reflex and im not a spitter B;) #nsfw
fuck yes dude it wouldve been peak head my guy #nsfw
hehe how was your little problem from earlier?
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oh hey evil john B;)
MAKE THE FONT WORSE, GET IT GOING GUYS!!! #MAKETHEFONTWORSE
★lone we ★re powerless but together we ★re slightly less powerless #m★kethefontworse
my notifs are still fucked looking rip but at least i can read the feed
i hope some of you know i give you nicknames if there is more than one of you
[ "Evil Era:" Just be evil. Commit heinous acts of injustice and ruin lives. It's quite fun to have it just be a thing you do rather than something as short and temporary as an "era." ]
oh man i didnt even see this haha i mean any time any place anywhere B;)
i aint doin anything man
lmao someone has big feelings #nsfw
hahahaha okay come back soon B;)
B) #nsfw oh yeah man im not stopping till its all out of you evil john will be no more and its just john left all that evil just swallowed up with each release lmao
B) B) B) #nsfw big dick huh? why dont cha lemme suck the evil outta it then? wont be so evil after im done with ya my hands all up on your thighs givin em a lil squeeze takin ya allll the way down to the base sooo easy with that big evil dick of yours evil john you finish and i swallow without even fuckin blinking and poof no more evil haha ah maybe should i just say john now cause like i said you wont be damn evil after im finished with ya
then ill wear a bigger sweater
mmmmm. suit yourself. but if you ever feel like you need to up t)(e scope... drop me a line, won't you?
t)(is is ms. crocker )(erself speakin. i just made a bundt cake myself just minutes ago and everyt)(in. young man... you )(ave quite a spurious spark. tell me- )(ave you ever felt t)(at youre not doin enoug)( in life towards your goals to fuck people over?
feast ur eyes or w/e #voidstrap #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/665fc994c347.png
STOP MAILING ME PRINTED COPIES OF THIS IMAGE I DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THAT. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/689864295712.PNG
Congrats to @golgathosTriumph for getting his ass beat into a pulp by @abjectDetermination I filmed it all in 4k. I added some edits though. #FightNight <BEATDOWN.MP4> (There's a video attached with the fight between Zabrak and Jake. Every time Jake got clobbered there were goofy ass cartoon sound effects and some fucking manual artifacting alongside meme sfx cuts dear god-- and when Jake got sent flying there's the Yamcha Pit Death pose that fades onto the screen along with the worlds saddest violin for irony.)
)(appy birt)(day to all Jo)(n, June, and ot)(er -Egberts w)(o cras)( landed today! And a very )(appy birt)(day to Jane as w)(ale 3X) T)(e first time I was introduced to t)(e )(umans, I was so excited to learn we s)(ared an ancestor! And alt)(oug)( t)(e )(umans may not like )(er, I will always view us as linked in some familiar fas)(ion 38) So! )(appy birt)(day! May you )(ave all t)(e sweet treats you care to enjoy!
)(appy wriggling day!
I think people need to get more unhinged about pitch romance.
Actually reading the most sicknasty blackrom porn right now and it's making me so mad. I need that. Where am I gonna get a man that's so fucking mad I'm right that he can't help but cave to fucking me stupid over it? #nsfw
Trusting roro and dirk with dinner tonight. ✨️
Finally marked my 100+ notifications as read. Are you proud of me?
Long story but I need what they have.
I'VE ONLY SEEN MANY OF THE SAME ALTS OF MY OLD FRIENDS SO FAR - ERIDAN - ARADIA - EQUIUS - NEPETA - VRISKA I WON'T HATE SEEING SOME OTHERS, MORE TOO. KANAYA, SOLLUX, TAVROS, GAMZEE, FEFERI, TEREZI. MAYBE IT'S JUST NOSTALGIA BECAUSE I LEFT ALTERNIA PRETTY FAST AND DIDN'T GET TO SAY MY GOODBYES, SO I DO MISS MY FRIENDS.
OKAY I'VE MADE A SCHEDULE FOR THE GET TOGETHERS FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS BUT BECAUSE OF HIGH-DEMANDS WE'LL BE DOING URBAN EXPLORING. #CHILISTRIP
((might need to take a break from chittr for a couple days, i am having a very very very very bad time right now and i dont know what to do or who to talk to))
You ever see a ship so good that it feels like a drug?
:33 < yes
As long as I get to break your back in later. #nsfw
Finally on chittr, hope everyone is having an okay day. Don't know how active I'll be but I can try.
Dirk and roro and i hitting the clubs! :)
still thinkin in maii pan ab #BIGFATA$$ wat a hit . kinda mi$$in #eridanweek 2 well were at it li$$ten and reminisce w me if u bad: https://youtu.be/6SsqOFk_0z0?si=vFFRrBkhTW6Vn3F9
Aw! Tell him i say hi even if he doesnt know me. :P
Ok! :)
Be the evil gay representation the world needs evil john egbert!
Now youre just twisting his words, he did not say that.
Hey now, he did not say being gay is evil, dont spread that.
? But thank you!
Oh yes, roro did my nails last night, look! [A picture of his hand. This thing looks fucking enormous next to the plate of half eaten muffin beside it. From his thumbs to his pinkies they are black, orange, green, pink, and light blue.]
THE NEXT TIME YOU COME TO VISIT ME YOU CAN ABSOLUTELY HAVE AS MUCH CAKE AS YOU WANT. POST REPLY.
I AM SURPRISED BY JUST HOW MANY ADORABLE ANIMALS HAVE RECENTLY MADE ACCOUNTS! I HAD NO IDEA THAT CRITTERS SHOULD HAVE PROFILES ON CHITTR. PERHAPS I SHOULD GET A PET OF MY OWN AND TEACH THEM HOW TO SPEAK AND WRITE SO THEY MAY ALSO ENJOY IN THE COMMUNITY BUILDING POWER OF CHITTS! SEND POST.
I HAVE BEEN QUITE BUSY WITH #SERIOUS #BUSINESS AS OF LATE, BUT I HAVE RETURNED TO CONTINUE MY CONSTANT STREAM OF CHITTS! GOOD EVENING, FELLOW CHITTRERS. SEND POST.
CHITTR I AM BEGINNING TO FEEL BETTER EMOTIONS REGARDING THE #ERIDANWEEK PHENOMENON AND MAY BE ENDORSING THE EVENT AGAIN. I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT MORE, BUT IT JUST SEEMS LIKE PEOPLE ARE HAVING SO MUCH FUN! HOW COULD THAT BE BAD? SEND POST.
you are not joining my villain gang SHARKNADO 2 dude. but i guess we can both seperately be evil.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png #iwasoiledateridanweek #eridanweek Are you ready? https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
u can prolly go up dere nobdys stoppin u babes :)
:33 < BREAKING #eridanw33k NEWS! Picture taken LIVE at #rumblenight! Feast mewre eyes! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png
[ THIS CHIT HAS BEEN PENNED BY A PAID INTERN. OPINIONS ARE REFLECTIVE OF DIRK STRIDER. ] #AREYOUCOMING? #ERIDANWEEK https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek