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@evilBiologist

i fucking love cake and nic cage SUCKS! 22

Blood: RustAge: Kult Score: 702Kull Score: 102018 followers9 following
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Hey FUCKERS! i'm back from the evil convention, all of your pillows are now warmed and your socks are WET! FUCK. YOU.

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Yaay

aw shit dude how could you do this to me

Goddamn the king returns after two long weeks, glad to see you healed from your injuries

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OK!

of course i did! i'm better than everyone!!

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WELL as you turned around for 00.1 seconds, your store is now burning to the ground

I fed your money to my paper shredder

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i'm SHAVING AAALLL of your guys eyebrows OFF. FUCK YOU!- everyone on fucking chittr isn't gonna have eyebrows anymore and infact, say goodbye and hello to the new bald spot on the top of your head

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Yknow what, make the font worse LOOOLLL #makethefontworse

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WHAT THE FUCK

fuck yes dude it wouldve been peak head my guy #nsfw

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@timeGod[TG]

WELL... even if it did happen, i hope you CHOKE on it- i would've made sure you never lifted your head up until i was satisfied >:b #nsfw #violence ?

@timeGod[TG]

Just so you know, his dick is far from being big, don't even think you could choke on it. #nsfw

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jokes on you i have no gag reflex and im not a spitter B;) #nsfw

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LMAO OUTEDDDD

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WHAT THE FUUUUCK- WHY ARE YOU AGAINST ME IN THIS

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@timeGod[TG]

SHUT UP

hahaha its ok i can still work with that

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his evil knows no bounds and is for all

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WTF IS HAPPENING WITH THE FONT.

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(⊱♓︎⊰) no one knows!

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FUCK, I HATE THIS AND HE ISN'T EVEN HOMEEE!!! FUCK YOU OTHER DAVE #nsfw #vagueposting

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I will be home soon.

rip

@timeGod[TG]

YOU. SHOO GO AWAY

i aint doin anything man

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YOU'RE DOING EVERYTHING

nuh uh

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ignore the previous post, i don't know what that was... anyways i just bought a whole book of a shit ton of cake recipes

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Looking... #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #chroniccatturbater

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I need someone buried deep inside of me right now, like real fucking bad i'm so done and pent up and i FUCKING NEED IT ARGHHHHHH #nsfw #hornyposting #ignorethis

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i need more cake but i've run out of ingredients ffs..

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heard some of you guys love fat people on this site, fucking freaks #nsfw ish?

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Yes they do Fat Boy.

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Do you like gummy wormx? I like gummy wormx!

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FUCK YOU

That's kinda Gay.

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YES AND I AM PROUD OF BEING GAY, TRIP ON A PEBBLE

Bold of you to assume those were Negative.

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PERISH

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Sorry not sorry but multiple of you fuckers have received cake under your pillows tonight, i hope it STAINS and GETS EVERYWHERE. #evil #activities

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truly evil crime >:o

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There's a gala tomorrow?? wtf i want to go

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w)(o t)(e fuck are you

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I'm john fucking egbert thank you

no egbert ive ever met. maybe t)(ats a good t)(in... )(m. w)(at do you t)(ink about... betty crocker products?

Oh i love betty crocker shit! fucking love cake, whoever doesn't is just a fucking wimp

t)(is is ms. crocker )(erself speakin. i just made a bundt cake myself just minutes ago and everyt)(in. young man... you )(ave quite a spurious spark. tell me- )(ave you ever felt t)(at youre not doin enoug)( in life towards your goals to fuck people over?

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HOLY SHIT- but MEHHH i already fuck people over enough just by existing and that's good enough for me

mmmmm. suit yourself. but if you ever feel like you need to up t)(e scope... drop me a line, won't you?

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Making hotdogs for dinner and my boyfriend is fucking complaining, i'm shoving my foot up his ass in the next 10 seconds if he doesn't shut his dumbass up

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Hi fuckers i'm BAACCKKKK! did i miss anything??

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HAHAHAAAAA I'M ALI-

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FUCK YEAH IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!

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)(appy wriggling day!

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Oh, btw i visited the bonfire party wayyyy later then intended, like no one was there so i just went home, but this sad robot who was powered off and looked pretty busted was still there, wonder what the fuck happened to him???

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someone should probably go pick that guy up actually, he's most likely still there

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Please ignore what my boyfriend posted I HATE HIM!!! anyways i got more cake

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Boyfriend is at work again and im desperate ugh, this shit sucks ass #yearning #nsfw

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Should i send my cock on chittr, send chitt #nsfw

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:33 < yes

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As long as I get to break your back in later. #nsfw

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Y34

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FUCK YEAH!

I can't say I'm not "not" interests in potentially seeing grimdark cock

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i have a cardboard cutout of my boyfriend so i don't miss him when he goes away to do like work shit, that's how gay i am and how much i love him #nothomophobic

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i dunno man i mean theres all sorts of dudes who have cardboard cutouts of guys in their houses and its not gay

don't let them lie to you, they're totally gay if they have a cardboard cutout of a man in their house

what if its danny devito

a cutout of danny devito??? oh yeah totally fucking gay dude

shit completely unrelated do you know where the best place to have a bonfire is

uuhhhhh... back garden or in the woods whilst camping or someshit