Evil John Egbert: "Hey FUCKERS! i'm back from the evil convention, all of your…" | chittr

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Evil John Egbert

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@evilBiologist[EB]

Hey FUCKERS! i'm back from the evil convention, all of your pillows are now warmed and your socks are WET! FUCK. YOU.

Kult: +50

Kull: +35

Total: 85

Ratio: 1.43

@awaitedRevolution[AR]

Yaay

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

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love yourself

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

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User has decided to live and die by the sword.

@timetableGodhead[TG]

aw shit dude how could you do this to me

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This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Goddamn the king returns after two long weeks, glad to see you healed from your injuries

Kull: +5

Total: 5

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

A Truly Horrible Goose

Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.

@teleVisionary[TV]

OK!

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Evil John Egbert

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@evilBiologist[EB]

of course i did! i'm better than everyone!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Evil John Egbert

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@evilBiologist[EB]

WELL as you turned around for 00.1 seconds, your store is now burning to the ground

Evil John Egbert

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@evilBiologist[EB]

I fed your money to my paper shredder