Eridan Ampora
@caligulasAquarium
wweh pronouns: yes
dont ask me about any of that sgrub shit that wwas literally six swweeps ago also dont ask me wwhat that means for my current existence im sick of answwerin timeline questions
i got fuckin atted for no fuckin reason so noww im payin attention to this site again
I'M STILL SO SORRY I CLICKED THE WRONG ERIDAN ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა
so are there any eridan ampora fan accounts out there cause that looks cool
>> probab1y not honeડt1y un1eડડ you get more ¡ntereડt¡ng /neutra1 /notderogatory
>> ¡t waડ fr¡end1y adv¡ce ! ¡f you want fanડ, you've gotta k¡ck up ડome duડt and make yourડe1f known th¡ડ ¡ડ why ¡ probab1y won't ever have a fan acct myડe1f
>> good 1uck ¡'11 keep an eye out and ¡f you get up to anyth¡ng ent¡c¡ng enough maybe ¡'11 make a page for you, huh?
ivve nevver done anythin wwrong or evven questionable in my life
neither havve i if you really think about it
im the cool eridan btww in case you didnt knoww
wwar on old people wwar on ace dick howw about you declare a wwar on givvin a fuck
im fitin dis 1 evry day -from the office of ace dick detective agency
anywways back to hoi4
"hoi4"?
dont tell me people dont knoww about the one good wwargame humans havve managed to contribute to paradox space as a wwhole
Ah, I thought you were just having a stroke for something at first. I don't do wargames much.
is evvery fuckin acronym a potential stroke noww do i gotta spell all of it out just in case somebody thinks im gonna keel ovver
I think it's just unfortunate that a lot of the things people say on Chittr all kinda sound like someone having an episode, so if there's an acronym I don't recognize I worry it's that. More of a me thing, don't even sweat it
sleep is for the wweak an i aint fuckin wweak i just havve energy issues sometimes
>> ¡ m¡ght,, be both th¡ngડ
>> are you te11¡ng me to ca11 myડe1f or are you comm¡ડerat¡ng ? ¡ mean e¡ther way you m¡ght be r¡ght
>> maybe the ડame th¡ng cou1d he1p you too :)) ¡ hope you fee1 better ડoon
wweh
Nap. You need ʇo sleep. Guppy.
maybe you need the fuckin nap did you evver think of that ivve got important shit to do i cant just go back to sleep
Yes. I do nap. Regularly.
I do noʇ )+|aʇe. Poliʇics )+|as no )+|aʇe. Only love. And )+|ookers. #nsfw..is)+|
You s)+|ould also nap. Good for gills.
sHIT MAN, tHIS #eRIDANwAR IS FUCKED, i JUST SAW AN eRIDAN, cLAP HIS HANDS TOGETHER AND SAY, "iMAGINE fEF PRAISIN YOU FOR CULLING ALL LANDWWELLERS" OR SOME SIMILAR SHIT, aND EVERY ONE AROUND HIM, gRABBED THEIR JUNK AND PASSED OUT, hAD THEIR AURAL NUGGETS EXPLODE WITH BLOOD, aND THEN DIED, tHE CAMERA DIDN'T EVEN GO ONTO HIM, tHAT'S HOW COMMON SHIT LIKE THIS IS, mY ASS IS CASTING HIPSTER, hAIRCUT AND LEVEL 2 SEAHORSEDAD, i THINK i JUST HEARD "POWWER WWORD:WWHITESCIENCE" TWO GROUPS OVER, i GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, #VIOLENCE #GORE #NSFW
yeah the 1ncreas1ngly loud thunder1ng and squelch1ng 1s me 1’ve gotta run over some er1dans hang on don’t move
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I'm going to be very clear t)(is once. I'll never be okay wit)( krilling land dwellers. You can tell --Eridan to never say my name and T)(AT statement in t)(e same fucking sentence toget)(er again. I'm sorry for being so cross, Tavros. I )(ope you're doing okay! 38)
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Are you ocray, gill? Maybe you let a meowbeast step on your keyboard? 38?
i AM CURREENRTLY HIGH SPEED ON A CSUCIVUGEL DRIVEN B YMY FIREND HIAYHA AND M OCULAR GLBOES ARE FULL OF RIDAN BLOOD
Moby its time to take a break and )(ave a nice cup of tea. A s)(ower, too.
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T)(at break mig)(t be a good idea. 38P
wwait havve i been missin a fuckin wwar wwtf wwhy did none of you ping me #eridanwwar
sorry i got really fuckin invvested in this campaign for north alternia game did i miss anythin this last wweek
theyre postin beetles tonight its pretty cool
my bloodpushers of iron 4 savve got corrupted remember me
I am genuinely sorry for your loss but also I can only think of this image. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1e41c0723417.png
its psychological conditionin you havve to be ready for anythin like a true commander wwould
so i hit the important number milestone evverybody clap or wwhatevver https://i.ibb.co/mf27wwpvv2/number.png
:o) Congratulations.
:33 < horray! congratulations on reaching ∞! :33 < :33 < waaait, how the heck did you do THAT?
i might go
B safe!!!
so is this clowwn obsession a clowwn thing or a purple thing secondary question does vviolet count as purple
> nope <
so im gettin some mixed responses here
wwhere is my husband
i miss her
wwomen be consstructin elaborate saww traps
Help.
And I fall forr 'em everry time
wwho up commandin their units
Robin (Fire Emblem) if they were Gen Z.
Always.
all jokes are cancelled until wwe get to the bottom of wwhat the fuck is goin on
alright i wworked it out its just vvris bein a fuckin wweirdo carry on